'92 Charles Barkley pinkdiamond card

'92 Charles Barkley

Rewards / Game Rewards 5


General information

Theme
Rewards
Position
PF
Team
'92 Team USA
Height
6'6" (198cm)
Weight
252lbs (114kg)
Age
29
From
Auburn
Plays
Post Up Low P&R Roll Man Post Up High

Hot Zones

Badges

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'92 Charles Barkley pinkdiamond card

99 Overall

93 Outside scoring

  • 97 Open shot mid
  • 95 Contested shot mid
  • 90 Off dribble shot mid
  • 90 Open shot 3pt
  • 87 Contested shot 3pt
  • 68 Off dribble shot 3pt
  • 98 Shot IQ
  • 90 Free throw
  • 98 Off. consistency

94 Athleticism

  • 88 Speed
  • 85 Acceleration
  • 97 Vertical
  • 97 Strength
  • 98 Stamina
  • 98 Hustle
  • 95 Overall durability

96 Inside scoring

  • 98 Shot close
  • 98 Standing layup
  • 97 Driving layup
  • 85 Standing dunk
  • 85 Driving dunk
  • 80 Contact dunk
  • 98 Draw foul
  • 98 Post control
  • 95 Post hook
  • 96 Post fadeaway
  • 97 Hands

78 Playmaking

  • 84 Ball control
  • 75 Passing accuracy
  • 75 Passing vision
  • 85 Passing IQ
  • 79 Speed with ball

91 Defending

  • 88 On-ball def. IQ
  • 94 Low post def. IQ
  • 92 Pick & roll def. IQ
  • 95 Help def. IQ
  • 80 Lateral quickness
  • 89 Pass perception
  • 94 Reaction time
  • 84 Steal
  • 88 Block
  • 90 Shot contest
  • 95 Def. consistency

98 Rebounding

  • 98 Offensive rebound
  • 98 Defensive rebound
  • 98 Boxout
  • 99 Potential
  • 98 Intangibles
  • 4179 Total attr.


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  • 340

    This card is everything that Charles Barkley wasn't...

    27

    underrated af comment right there ^

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    5

    It has 238 upvotes

    1

    239 now cause I upvoted

    0

    it has 255 upvotes

    -3
    0

    zem used to be top comment and flys comment was like 3rd/4th lmao

    0

    It has 315 upvotes ...

    -11

    OOOOOOOOOOOHMMMMMYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    22

    No kidding, saw the 90/87 3 ball like wtf dude was a 20% 3pt shooter for his career, to be fair, though, he did shoot 40% from 3 on 2/5 shooting during the Olympics, lol. Classic 2k imho

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    6

    He made 2 threes.... that equals a 90 3 ball?

    2

    Its based on his Dream Team stats.

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    1

    i got him on blacktop these stats are lying to us he will get immediatly bullied by bigger pf's , plus he can't make wide open threes

    1

    90 open three 2k he literally lost a 3 point contest to Shaq

    1

    Like the 99 Jordan from last year, if you want to spend a ton of money to get this card, it better be worth it.

    1

    I mean, he was a good rebounder and scorer. Outside scoring and stuff is just wrong though.

    1

    It's sad how accurate this is

    0

    Since Barkley is retied his "balls" control is 84

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    0

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    0

    This card gonna cost you about 5,000 dollars or more to spend to get this card! Smhhhh..... That Michael Jordan better be a pink diamond as well

    0

    actually he was the best player during the 1992 olympics

    0

    this gained 50 ups in like 6 days...

    0

    R.I.P. @zemGOAT . he didn't get the top comment

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    -1

    WHAT THE FUAAAAAACKHKHXJKABXIVWYI

    0

    that is so tru bro

    0

    You aren't lying...

    0

    This will be the only time Barkley beat Jordan at mostly anything (take away those post skills)... he lost him at the finals, but even after, especially gambling.

    -1

    ... better than many other GOATS including kObe

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    -1

    Kobe's way better than Charles Barkley

    -1

    Dont hate on barkley cause u cant earn his card

    -4

    the only innacurate stats are shooting and post scoring

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    0

    And defense, he wasn't that good on defense.

    2

    it's as if his 2k stats were pace inflated lmao

    1

    Look at the 99 Curry's defence las year

    -3

    You want overrated stats? Look at Magic's defense ratings each year... 2k treats him like some clamp god when Curry has better defense than Magic IRL

    0

    You tripin' hard bruh!!!!! Magic was a great defensive player, especially because of his height. Curry is a pretty good team defender, but one on one, he is horrible.

  • 159

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    112

    THIS IS THE GREATEST CARD EVER
    4000+ ATTRIBUTES
    MOST IN 2K HISTORY

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    10

    ZEMGOAT OMFG THEY DID IT THEY DID IT!!!!!!

    13

    ITS OVER LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

    9

    IM SO HYPE RN OMG

    5

    I MUST HAVE HIM

    9

    Game over

    9

    i will do everything to have him

    11

    Even with the greatest sniping skills you won't get close to him lmao

    14

    No but with the greatest sniping skills you will get banned

    7

    you don't get banned for sniping anymore

    4

    i have 2 mill hbu

    3

    no way u have 2 mill thats bs

    5

    now 1.4 i bought a couple of collections

    3

    Wow what a card

    0

    i helped u get 100 upotes

    0

    Then there was Kobe...

    0

    Now its Kobe again with the update: 4200

    0

    I want MJ to be the best card

    -1

    woah, 80+ upvotes for a reply to ur own comment?? something fishy going on here lol...

    1

    nah on the day this comment was getting upvotes and i knew this would be the most viewed card so i replied a good comment to maximize the amount the amount of upvotes i can get

    you can out smart me that

    Hold this L
    and stfu and get out of my way

    0

    53 upvotes on the first day eh?? impressive i must say... kinda sus af when the card only has 217 likes yet ur comments combined truly exceed that amount by miles. were all of these upvotes earnt fairly?

    3

    its not sus cuz it the first card you see on front page of the website

    1

    were they or were they not earned with legitimacy??

    3

    THEY ARE LEGIT
    EVERYTHING I DO IS LEGIT

    1

    then u must be greatness exemplified my friend, y the hate if i may query? i think that part of it is the way u act sometimes, u let ur emotions dictate ur actions

    -2

    Where do u go to find out how many attributes a card has

    27

    Too bad you'll most likely never get him but I hope that u do lol

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    1

    MAKE A REVIEW RIGHT NOW

    1

    bro, how can we can it

    4

    1. finish the bigmen collection and acquire patrick ewing
    2. finish the team usa historic collection (1992 dream team so it requires ewing) and then u get sir charles

    ikr smfh

    1

    Hell hack pc and get it. Like he said he does at least

    2

    ima get him legit but it will take days of snipes

    2

    *months

    3

    *years

    5

    *millenniums

    3

    *galactic years

    5

    *light years

    3

    *cosmological decades

    5

    *until I die

    4

    *never

    2

    hb wait for 2k18

    4

    yeah, let's just do that, oh wait, 2k are greedy bastards

    2

    i could do it i just need to find out how first

    3

    okay, pretty sure the first step is to get ewing tho

    1

    i got wilt for 150k
    and all the emeralds and saphiress so far







    still have 2 mill left
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpHA0iylW_U

    1

    That video was very educational. 5 stars!

    1

    Light years is distance not time

    -1

    i just got him

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    5
    3

    PUT HIM IN ANY POSITION
    HE'LL PROVE GOAT NO MATTER WHAT

    Show 1 reply...
    2

    COMMENT OF THE YEAR

    108 LIKES IN 3 WEEKS

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    1

    This has to be the best Ever Srsly

    Show 1 reply...
    1

    sucks that he's only an reward player

    Show 1 reply...
    2

    no its good then he would be 100000000000000 in bid

    1

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    0

    Greatsest card, I see top 1

    0

    was he really this good

    0

    146 upvotes your one lucky dude

    0

    Who tf is Charles Barkley??????

    0

    Wtf THE BEST CARD EVER IN 2k

    0

    gofundme.com/i-need-money-to-buy-nba-2k17-plz

    0

    Rip Zemgoat's wallet

    0

    wcbuycbueqvutsyafdtcfafc

    -1

    haha ik what ur up to now zem, theres no hiding..

    Show 10 replies...
    0

    stfu and get out of my way

    0

    stop deviating from whats vital here, what exactly r u insinuating zem?? did u earn those 210+ upvotes 100% legitimate?

    0

    well is your 90 upvotes legit
    NO
    cuz your dumb self add me to your shadow chat

    0

    so what ur saying here is that ur upvotes arent legitimate? of course mine werent 100% legitimate since the shadow gc, however, i would appreciate it if u could answer my previous question..

    0

    OBVIOUSLY MY WHOLE ACCOUNT IS LEGIT
    THATS WHY PEOPLE HATE ME MORE

    if you want tips dm me

    0

    see u keep altering the subject at hand. but i wont be bothering u anymore, just this one last question. how many times in the past have u been banned and for what specific reasons??

    0

    1. james harden situation - its over and dealt with/
    2. "disrespecting ricky ledo"- i said he was overrated and i feel like a horrible person for it
    3. "cuz i feel like it"- NBA was tired of me at one point

    0

    anything else u might like to add?? those are pretty scummy reasons for being banned, so u have a perfect track record on here i take it?

    0

    How are they scummy besides Ledo? The James Harden situation was nearly a year ago and the whole site was just annoyed at him

    0

    H4k33m just stop it before you get banned or something again lmao

    -2

    short sack Barkley

    -4

    This card shouldn't exist he wasnt that good and his stats aren't great for a 99

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    0

    it should cuz we dont want a trash barkley

  • 123

    Are u srsly fucking kidding me 2k?? You have to complete the whole entire 1992 Dream Team Collection for this reward? That's basically impossible, you'd have to spend like $250+ dollars for that shit smfh...

    38

    AND TO COMPLETE THE DREAM TEAM COLLECTION U FIRST HAVE TO COMPLETE THE BIGMEN COLLECTION FOR EWING OMFG...

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    1

    YOU NOW NEED THE PLAYMAKERS TO GET MAGIC!!!!! OMFG

    2

    AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA RELEASE LIKE FUCKING 7 OTHER SETS TO COMPLETE EACH COSTING $200...

    2

    $200? you mean $500

    3

    you're delusional if you think you only need 500 dollars to get this card hahahaha

    2

    I mean $500 per collection to get one of the diamond dream team players

    0

    oh my bad i didn't see the comment above

    0

    There is gonna be a new collection for every single player in the dream team.
    IMPOSIBLE

    1

    ima just do the one that gets me jordan... then never use him... then quit because 2k makes sgs soft. and then die... because it will be 2096 by the time i finish that collection

    0

    And just not gonna buy 2k for the next 80 years

    0

    The bigman collection is easy if your smart with your Mt
    I finished it on pc ans ps4 no vc

    5

    i actually got happy and though wow 2k is not a pay to win model this year then comes this shit first time we get to play as charles barkley in myteam and they make him this hard to get

    Show 1 reply...
    3

    as always, 2k is messed up and doesn't listen to us and when they do, they're stupid af with how they do it

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    2

    And then after all that imagine if he had a bad shooting form or his dribble moves sucked lmao

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    3

    That's probably the case knowing 2k this year

    1

    His shooting form is actually pretty smooth his dribble moves...huh

    1

    $250?? more like $25,000..

    1

    i will prove you wrong

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    2

    #IWILL

    0

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    2

    he better be worth it smh

    3

    he will be my new PG

    2

    he could be a beastly point forward tbh

    2

    Point everything

    he is the best card 2k has EVER put out literally
    he has NO weaknesses
    he can play point add a speed with ball shoe and your set

    3

    he reminds me of my 2k15 myplayer LMFAO

    2

    imagine park with everyone like this

    2

    2k may have just broke the game

    2

    2k14 park was all barkleys and ball hogs

    0

    It seems all the people who currently have all the available Dream Team cards have spend around $500-$750!!! So you're actually looking at about $1500-$2000

    0

    *$2500

    Show 5 replies...
    0

    *If ur a rich asf 2k youtuber *cough unlike zane*

    BOOM ROASTED!!!

    0

    i'm not rich lol

    0

    how u been? lurker these days?

    0
    0

    Only cause he's one of the best power forwards in NBA history

    0

    gofundme.com/i-need-money-to-buy-nba-2k17-plz

    0

    It's not THAT hard....i completed the big men collection weeks after it came out for cheap and sniped almost every car

    0

    bro youd have to spend $250 to get one of the dream team players

    Show 1 reply...
    0

    lol

    Show 2 replies...
    0

    u come from the future kid??

    0

    i already have barkley. Thts why i find tht funny.

    0

    i think 2k should release all the packs like the handlers, big men and it would not expirewhen the playoffs start

    Show 1 reply...
    0

    nah, they want that moola

    0

    you need more than 250 $ to do the dream team collection especially with all the bad pack luck

    Show 1 reply...
    0

    Then again, 2k is hungry for money spent by 2k youtubers and wealthy customers.

    0

    way more than 250 dollars for sure.I've spent like 50 and have jack shit

    Show 1 reply...
    0

    Aka only for rich 2k snobs...

    0

    2k is a pay to win game, what did you expect

    Show 1 reply...
    0

    2k is the epiphany of pure trash this year tbh

    0

    And... 2K will ban you if you spend money or something right?

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    1

    what??

    0

    Idk, didn't LSK get banned for spending money?

    3

    For buying MT off a website, not VC from 2k

    0

    nah he got banned for no reason apparently

    0

    Well then... Go ahead! Lol

    1

    nah, it's wayy too risky nowadays

    -3

    I GOT HIM ITS WORTH IT

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    0

    You can't get him yet K I D D O

    0
  • 96

    Highest total stats ever, no red attributes.

    39

    He's a god card omg

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    7

    green replying to red replying to red

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    blue replying to green replying to red replying to red

    1

    blue replying to blue replying to green replying to red replying to red

    1

    blue replying to blue replying to blue replying to green replying to red replying to red.

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    blue replying blue replying to blue replying to blue replying to green replying to red replying to red.

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    blue replying to blue replying blue replying to blue replying to blue replying to green replying to red replying to red.

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    noah18324 replying to aamc replying to GOLLUMonFIRE replying to LALakers replying to GOLLUMONFIRE replying to blazingcharge13 replying to NBA_2K17_FOR_LIFE replying to conman_15 replying to tupac

    5

    Shows just how versatile Sir Charles is, in his peak prime he is said to be an unstoppable force to be reckoned with

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    10

    or 2k wanted an overpowered card that .001% of people would get, only those that spent thousands of dollars on packs or mt

    0

    Not really i dropped some mt on Ewing. Im always going hard for the mt and i had enough to complete the collection

    0
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    1

    Now it's 99 Kobe...

    0

    Not anymore.

    0

    2k16 diamond karl-anthony towns had no red attributes.

    0

    he is too good

    0

    other blokes should have this overall

    0

    That's because Charles Barkley is clearly the GOAT

    Show 1 reply...
    -1

    Barkley is Back to attack all the role models

    -1

    2k15 and 2k16 too

  • 53

    ROUND MOUND OF REBOUND GOAT

    6

    2k has finally answered our prayers !

    4

    2 dowvotes for what? im not allowed tohave top comment?

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    3

    people do that all the time just to get the top comment smh

    0

    I'm doing a report on you right now!

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  • 47

    HE IS SO PERFECT
    HE CAN DO:
    Finish games
    force ragequits
    do your laundry

    4

    Meet Sir Charles. The greatest cheese producer in the game.

    1

    He can do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw

    Show 1 more reply...
    0

    He can only do so much

    Show 1 reply...
    1

    Look at the card again

  • 31

    This card isn't turrible.

  • 28

    2K LOVES US NOW






    NOW JUST REGGIE MILLER

    20

    AND THE REST OF THE 2002 KINGS

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    0

    AND SONICS RAY RAY

    -7

    You say that but you are never going to have this card on MyTeam

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  • 19

    this man can do it all



    except win a ring

    5

    If you would've posted this comment when the card came out you would've got top comment

    0

    He can eat fried onion rings but can't wear one smh

  • 14

    I want this card but too bad...
    A) I'm a budget baller & don't spend money
    B) I won't be able to get the card in the first place

    1

    2k has almost always catered towards lil kids who steal their mom's creditcard tho

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    0

    don't worry...no one here is getting him either haha

    Show 3 replies...
    0

    I did through collector packs.

    0

    What do you mean?

  • 13

    Hold up! 90 open 3?!? If Chuck got a 90 3 ball, Ernie deserves 95 open 3

    7

    Ernie should be a 99 with 98 in every 3PT attribute

    1

    Ernie just needs to give chuck a Red Velvet cake if they ever competed in a 3 point contest and then he'd win automatically lol

    Show 2 replies...
    0

    Look it up on YouTube dude! Ernie won!

    1

    Ik, he hit some mad shots from deep

  • 10

    How many thousands of dollars will we have to give 2K to get this card?

    Just think about it, if spend hundreds of dollars on those really cool looking Big Men cards and manage to complete that collection, then you have unlocked only 1 of the 11 cards to get this OP Pink Diamond.

    4

    Seriously though.
    I'm not spending another dime on the game...my team is pretty good already and just by playing throughout the year I should end up with a team that can compete with anyone.
    I already beat 2 people on Sunday with 5+ diamonds each so it'll be fun to beat a few Sir Charles cheesers later this year.

  • 7
  • 7

    I was in my school, and I was screaming on the break BARKLEY IS IN THE FUCKING GAME BITCHES and everyone was like " who tf is barkley" I said "ITS CHARLES BARKLEY" they awnsered" don't know"
    I said " Well, fuck you then"

  • 6

    2k, "Hey Charles we want you to be in this year's game."
    Charles Barkely,"Ok, but I have to be 99 overall and op af"
    2k, "That works great for us people will be willing to spend tons of money to get you"

  • 5

    88 SPEED AND 87 THREE POINTER HOLY HELL

    1

    87 Contested Three and 90 Open, WTF

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    0

    This is olympic card. He shot very well from 3 in the olympics

    0

    I will not complain stretch Small Forward

  • 5

    So many broken stats: 90 Open shot 3pt? Better than Robert Horry, Dell Curry, Current Kyle Korver, Tony Kukoc etc.? Better ball control than Chris Paul? Better Defense than 98 Wilt Chamberlain? Better overall inside/post scoring than KAREEM? REALLY? WTF?

    0

    not better than dell curry he has a 96 three. I have the good one you need for larry johnson

    -1

    nigga its a PINK DIAMOND reward for completing the 92 Dream Team collection. It should be able to dick down anyone.

  • 4

    BOI WHAT IS THIS

  • 4

    HE'S HERE FINNALY CHARLEA BARKLEY!

    -2

    You say that but you are never going to have this card on MyTeam

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    0

    [Deleted]

    1

    That's not on myteam. Shut up

  • 4

    Sometimes I just don't understand 2k..
    16 years of no charles barkely in the game and then all of a sudden they drop a pink diamond chuck. AND they have no 99 brian Scalabrine.. smh

  • 3

    Higher overall stats than MJ...
    Ronnie hold this L.

  • 3

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    "Fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

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    Sus

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    last person who should be talking

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    HOW DO YOU GET THIS GEM

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    Complete the Dream Team collection

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    Yeah just saw in the rewards section! Thanks

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    WHY F**K CAN CHARLES BARKLEY SHOOT A THREE

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    Because he's Charles Barkley

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    Lol almost 30 stats above 90

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    don't let lavar ball see this

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    y not

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    "If Charles thought like me he'd maybe win a championship"

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    lmao that nigga out of control

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    he'll buy 1 billion worth of packs

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    he must drink goat mike cause he's the best!

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    they gave a 99 to charles barkley and he has a 90 open three, the guys percentage is in the low 30s high 20s for carreer three point percentages. 2k is crazy

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    Ronnie2k:I have an idea, lets take the 96 MJ and put Charles Barkley's face on him

    LD2K: OH MY GOD YES RONNIE

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    THIS CARD IS SO PERFECT!!!!!!! HE CAN DO EVERYTHING!!!!!! ahhahfafsfajhejfhbejnseam

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    smh 90 open three but had a career average of .266

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    He shot 40% during the olympics

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    Literally the best player In the game no doubt. A 4 who can run the floor and shoot 3s. Overpowered

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    You can literaly play him at ANY position

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    because he is 6'6

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    LOOK AT ALL THOSE GREENS!

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    This is the greatest card I have ever seen enough said...

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    Great card to put in the small foward position

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    HES 6'6 BUT HAS THE SAME REBOUNDING SKILLS AS KAREEM

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    Can Some Tell me Why is This Card To OP

    1 .87 Contested shot 3pt
    2.Open 3pt is a 90? He Doesn't SHOOT 3pointers
    3. HIS SPEED IS 88!

    Why does he have to be Too Crazy??!!

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    These stats tho... most OP card in 2K history... but whoever's gonna get it must have a lot of $$

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    GG if someone gets this in blacktop.

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    if you play vs someone who pulled him in blacktop you're quit so they don't get to use him ha? hahah

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    If I pulled this card, I could use it in my lineup right?

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    imagine when the cheesers put him at PG....... god help us all

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    The face you make when you find a dollar on the floor

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    Love this card and all but he's literally the worst 3pt shooter (200 attempt minimum) of all time. Should not have a three ball.

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    Chloe Lukasiak

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    90 3 pointer Rip

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    The Round Mound of Rebound! Sir Charles Barkley, at your service.

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    Can we just have Gilbert and reggie plz and thanks

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    I am waiting for Moses Malone, Reggie Miller, Gilbert Arenas, and Bob Cousy

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    Moses and Cousy will be in game tho.

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    Still waiting on Moses. Big Men 2 maybe?

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    Worst three point shooter to have taken 1000 but gets 90? Meanwhile his dunk isn't 90? Smh

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    God is rebounding tho

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    WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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    im never gonna get this card

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    Remember the broken Pink Diamond Jordan from last year?
    This is him as a power forward....

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    So we'll need all the team usa players, first one is Ewing. at least 500K will be needed for Ewing so I can't imagin how much is needed to get all the players...

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    HE HAS FINALLY ARRIVED AFTER WAITING SOOOOO MANY YEARS








































    ALL WE NEED IS REGGIE AND BARON

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    MOST OP CARD IN THE GAME. RUN HIM AT THE 2

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    This card is op af

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    everyone will run barkley at point guard and oh god will there be rage

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    You say that but you are never going to have this card on MyTeam

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    and that's the truth

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    To bad I will cost you 10 million plus

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    2 WORDS: Chris paul and steve nash must see TV.

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    OHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

    I CANT HOLD BACK

    I MUST DO IT

    WAR EAGLE FLY DOWN THE FIELD
    EVER TO CONQUER NEVER TO YIELD
    WAR EAGLE FEARLESS AND TRUE
    FIGHT ON YOU ORANGE AND BLUE
    GO! GO! GO!
    ON TO VICTORY STRIKE UP THE BAND
    GIVE EM HELL GIVE EM HELL
    STAND UP AND YELL HEY!
    WAR EAGLE WIN FOR AUBURN
    POWER OF DIXIELAND!

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    This card too Nice but too hard too get

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    Literally could play any position, higher total stats than MJ

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    Not a single red stat? He doesn't even have an orange stat

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    Just played with him, posterizes everybody and I mean EVERYBODY

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    you know you are the GREATEST 2K CARD OF ALL TIME when your lowest stat is a 68 contested 3

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    Lol no hate on Barkley but why

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    He probably only let them put him in the game cuz they gave him a 99 lol

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    BABY WON'T YOU COME MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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    Why is he better than jordan?

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    where do you run this beast

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    PG
    SG
    SF
    PF
    C

    and if you want he can be Your Coach asswell

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    I AM SO MAD WHY IS CHARLES BRKELEY BETTER THAN JORDAN
    GO AHEAD AND SAY THAT IT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JORDAN CAUSE OF KOBE THEN WHY IS BARKLEY THE BEST AND KOBE NNNNOOOOTTTT!!!!!

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    imagine if he got a dynamic duo he would be INSANE!!!!

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    THAT IS MY FAVORITE PF!

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    How is he better that mj

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    The card that these little kids will spend 1000's for lmao. You got me fucked up if you think I'm spending money for a CHANCE at a good card.

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    How would u even get this card tho?

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    If on 2kmtcentral, collector packs.

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    Complete the 92 dream team collection...

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    and how would u do that??

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    Its in 2k...the collection is up...u can get one dream team player (95 ovr ewing) by completing the big men collection

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    are u actually kidding me??

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    No sir...its gonna be a lot

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    yeah, I realised shortly after lol

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    90 open shot 3

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    2K has finally stopped the Curry overrated BS and added a well deserved card OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

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    I GOT CHARLES BARKLEY

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    turrible

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    why are people shocked at this?

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    best card in 2k myteam history

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    Why are they shocked? It's like with Webber, it should've been expected.

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    i dont think i want bob pettit anymore HOLY SHIT

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    OMFG!!! 99 OVERALL

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    This card is just too good
    90 open shot three
    97 vertical
    88 speed
    84 ball control
    90 free throw
    And more
    This card is just greatness
    I need this card
    Like holy shit

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    98 rebounding too
    Oh my god

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    Works Cited
    Appleby, Joyce, et al. The American Journey. Mcgraw Hill.
    Issit, Micah. “Jazz Overview.” EBSCO eBook Collection, ebsco middle school, Jan. 2016, web.b.ebscohost.com/src_ic/detail/detail?sid=7fdb53b4-8902-4de1-8490-3e019271fc5b%40sessionmgr101&vid=4&hid=125&bdata=#AN=100039084&db=t6o.
    Jazz facts and information. 2008, www.encyclopedia.com/literature-and-arts/performing-arts/music-popular-and-jazz/jazz.
    Linsday, Calvin A. “Jazz:The Devil’s Music.” PBS, Feb. 2010, www.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/beyond/jazz.html.
    Scaruffi, Pierro. “A History of Jazz Music.” A History of Jazz Music, Jan. 2012, www.scaruffi.com/history/jazz1.html.
    The Social Effects of Jazz. 2013, www.york.cuny.edu/academics/writing-program/the-york-scholar-1/volume-6.1-fall-2009/the-social-effects-of-jazz.

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    This card is godly. Holy shit welcome to MyTeam Charles

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    this card has speed shoe written all over it

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    90 3pt shot that's op for the power forward position.

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    FINALLY THE ROUND MOUND HAS COME BACK, TO LAY THE DUNK IT DOWN ON EVERYONE IN BLACKTOP!!!!

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    6'6 enjoy playing him at shooting guard, also hopefully your 1 million+ Mt is wroth it

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    Damn this card has no red at all he can do everything

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    INSANE (but why is his open 3 a 90?)

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    Is it possible to get this card yet?

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    Most overrated card in the game

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    99 percent false. + you've never used it so how do you know?

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    I didn't mean game-play wise I meant Chuck should not have got a 99 rated pink diamond card and definitely not the best card in the game and his stats are crazy overrated

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    GREATEST CARD EVER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    OH MY GOD MUM GET THE CAMERA

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    WHO THE HELL FOUND THIS!!?!?!?!?!?

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    wow dis guy is a nofogdvfbsd fnbv ass busa fuck narto fan boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    NO ONE LIKES YOU IDIOT

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    "I don't care what people say. People are stupid."

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    Why is this the only Barkley card?

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    Are you serious? Chuck is a player known for his fights and on court outbursts yet he doesn't have expressive. 2k really doesn't know anything about Barkley considering these stats as well.

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    Dat Playmaking tho

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    I wonder how many likes this card will have at the end of year?

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    Whoa whoa whoa Charles was never that good at shooting

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    i have him in collections but not in 2k17

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    I am fine with unrealistic cards because the game is about having fun but I find it hilarious that Barkley has a 90 3 pointer and 91 defense. Anyway, I don't play myteam anymore. They destroyed this gamemode not to mention mypark and pro am as well. Done buying 2k and we all know live won't be good as well. :(

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    Highest total stats ever, holy SHIT

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    its look like the 99 lebron of the last year

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    wwwwwwwwoooooooooowwwwwwwwww

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    KD Looks Like A Child Compared To Barkley
    Barkley For President 2116

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    Finally the card that we've been waiting for Charles Barkley after for a long time he's not in the game. he was finally released and it was the best card ever in 2k even his total attributes pass 4K and it's even more then Jordan he can do anything ! shoot, post, hook, fades, dribble, dunk, run, Defend and everything

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    iuhnuoi;h'9[

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    I mean Its surprising to find someone Better than 99 MJ. So When you see this card. Time to RageQuit

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    All you guys are gonna be broke when you get this card. XD

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    Damn!! He's better than MJ

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    So it's true
    Barkley IS the ringless GOAT
    Chuck > AI

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    He wasn't even the best on Team USA

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    This the most insane thing to ever happen in MyTeam HISTORY

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    he can play ever position with them stats

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    HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE 1 F GRADE HES OP

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    kids, your never going to get this card. Now go do your homework

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    This card is one of the most over powered so far. His overall 3 pointer on this card is a 93, when his FG3 was only 20% -_-. Only thing accurate is the ability of his to body people in the paint and snag rebounds.

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    is Reggie Miller next?

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    BS.
    At least only 0.01 % of the players wille get him.
    Now I want Baron Davis for Christmas please!

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    This Card is a cheat code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure one of the years Charles Barkley was on USA Team he shot like 87.5% from 3

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    oh my god this card is goat

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    This is the best card ever! Hope they come out with it on drafts soon

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    this is the most stupid and over rated card i have ever seen! charles has only made 538 3'2 in his career. Lebron has made 1,411 3,s when was the last time he had stats like this.

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    Holy fuck. How do I get it. I'll punt a kitten. I need it

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    ohhh myy is this real life?but man gotta respect the real GOAT...

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    and where is Gilbert arenas ?

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    Okay I understand that it is a reward card but why does this man have a 90 open shot 3? He shot a career 26% from three the worst in NBA history with at least 2000 shots.

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    Because it's unrealistic but it's legendary

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    second best power forward in the game only to scalabrine

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    2k listen to the people do I think we deserve a 97 or 98 Reggie Miller hell yeah but have we got one yet nope but this Charles Barkley will do at least yall listened to us there.Plus yall be dick riding on Curry so yall can give us a pink diamond Reggie Miller with all 99 3 point stats.But where is the Baron Davis and the tbt moments TMac or maybe this is asking for two much but maybe even a Gilbert Arenas I probably spelled his name wrong but who gives two fucks but anyway I know he is banned from the NBA but him and Baron Davis was the goats in the time they played in the NBA.

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    how would one get this card

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    ur mom 69 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    Guys he has a DOWN SIDE, he is a 6'6" PF, and if you try to run him at SF he will be to slow /: I will not get this card

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    I sincerely hope your joking. He's faster than almost all other SF

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    79 speed is slow, once someone is able to get this card they will already have such a good SF that no one will want him.

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    OMFG CHARLES BARKLEY

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    all but 5 attributes are green!!!

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    And they're all yellows. This card is OP

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    that 98 intangibles is right

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    This is the best card in 2k history

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    only that rich dude is on pace to get this card he got all pink diamonds available

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    Barkley told 2K that he would only be in the game if he is better than Jordan...sophomoric life

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    Why the Fuck you lying tupa- Wait this is legit?

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    REWARD DID 2K SMOKE SOMETHING when did they start making great card free

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    trash
    like u

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    JUST GOT 84 RATED DRAFT WITH CHARLES BARKLEY

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    I know for sure i will never be able to get this card

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    "Screw Charles Barkley."

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    Chuck is in the game! LETS GO!!!!

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    Charles barkley has the same open 3 attriubte as steph curry... schleep

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    Barkley> curry

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    HOW CAN WE GET HIM?

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    Collector packs.

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    SIR CHARLES!!!!!!!!!!!

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    If he is in the game, I doubt this will be his only card. He will have other versions with less juiced stats

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    No stats is 99 but his ovr

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    Me: Sir Charles, I would like some cheese
    Charles: Here you go
    Me: Wow, this has 4179 attributes!

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    How does MJ not have a pink diamond card? C'mon 2k

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    HE is the greatest Player Evvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    i don't think you should be a 99 if wilt is a 98

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    But think about it @thegumpinator15 we have been waiting for a Charles Barkley since 2k made myteam so we deserves it and he was a beast when he was with the suns

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    how has he got a 90 open 3 if he did the worst 3p% on 2000 attempts since..... well, since ever.?

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    RIP to all budget ballers

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    2K must have paid him a shitton of money to get his rights that's why they're cheesing his stats so much and making him so hard to get (you basically need to spend a small fortune on VC or you're an auction god)

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    His passing vision is a bit low for me, I think I'll pass

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    this card is better than Lebron james with the heat or curry with warrior. this card is overrated instead it should be a 97 and the three cards i just said should be at least 90 but instead they are in the 80's.
    why 2k why what did they ever do to u. Lebron james won 2 championships with the heat and he is not even on here curry won one Champoinship and his rating is still low . also somebody please tell why michael jordan usa card is a 40 really

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    Did you know Charles Barkley purposely made himself fatter at the day before draft so he would not be drafted by the 76ers but he got drafted by the 76ers anyway

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    6'5 but a 97 vertical and 98 rebounding. Ridiculous card

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    2k Maked a card we cant even get

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    this is a reward of rewards, if you make the entire collection(that is theme rewards ) you can have this card

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    What is 2K thinking by making this card, so much cheese is in this card. You're telling me that this card is better than the G.O.A.T. Michael Jordan? I just don't buy it. 2K is so broken.

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    If you put a ball control shoe on him, he will be speed boosting. Lol my new Point Guard

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    36 90+ attributes!

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    I've been loyal to 2k since Dreamcast. Last few years have been shaky as far as making a solid game for true baller fans. At no time in his career was the best version of Barkley better than the best version of MJ, Magic, Kobe, TD, KG, Lebron, both Maloney, Kareem, Hakeem, Shaq, etc, etc. He should be 97 or 96 at best

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    Just think, the people that pay to get the USA collection to get this card will not get him till the end of the year and will have him for a couple of weeks before 2k18 comes out..lol

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    How do you get this guy

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    Collect every single team USA player in MyTeam

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    I got him without doing that.

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    Follow me on instagram
    User: jesus_shuttlesworth20

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    I dont get it Micheal Jordan is worse than Charlie Barkley
    loloololl

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    On the Dream team Barkley was the MVP

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    ohhhhhhhhhh yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh but still does charles barkely have 6 rings so they should make another micheal jordan card to honor his 6 rings

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    lol that wouldnt make sense. All they have to do is choose the year his stats was the best and thats usually a 99 anyway

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    down vote this comment please

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    Bout time Ronnie2K

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    bet sir Charles told 2k to make him impossible to get because he really wasn't supposed to be on here

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    CHRIS WEBBER AND CHARLES BARKLEY IN THE SAME YEAR!!!

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    You could honestly put this dude at Point Guard smh...

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    This card is beast

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    OMG That 3 ball haahahahahah I'm dying. 2K he barely has 20% 3pt in his career how could you put a 90? And 68 Off Dribble?

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    Barkley was never really much of a three point shooter (shot 23% in the year this card is based off), but I'm not going to bitch much because this card is guaranteed almost impossible to get.

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    Best card although most stats undeserving

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    this card would be so lit, to much money to spend though

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    i played a guy with this card in blacktop and he went 14/14 1/1 from three..... DEADLY

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    How is his three better than his dunk?

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    FINALLY! A 99 PF in 2K! They don't have 99 PF in 2K16 though! The closest one is Tim Duncan...

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    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Is it just me, or is 2k17 trash and a waste of money, but for some reason i play it.

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    Surprised 2K has contractural rights to use Barkleys image. Webber, Barkley, and Reggie Miller were not in previous years. But it is the Dream Team... So they may have found a work around...

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    It's great that Charles if finally in the game. If only I didn't have to spend all my money for him.

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    slam chunk

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    FINALLY 2K LOVES US




















































































































































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    KWAME BROWN

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    Error! You have exceeded the daily limit for this pack. Please try again later.

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    A hack is a foul

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    This card can play any position tbh!

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    gofundme.com/i-need-money-to-buy-nba-2k17-plz

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    THE GOAT CARD

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    THIS CARD = GOAT GOAT GOAT

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    What have I just witnessed?.. :O

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    WHY ARENT U ACTIVE ANYMORE U FUG

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    ITS OVER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ITS OVER

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    http://2kmtcentral.com/17/lineups/150890/my-lineup#comment-487068 rate my lineup please!!!! Any suggestions are welcome

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    Averages 0,8 blocks in his career, 88 block rating... And they cant give Lebron a good block. smh
    Shot 20% from three, gets the same three as Curry...

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    This is the best card in 2K history tho...

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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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    Will anyone actually get this card? like its on pace to cost thousands of dollars.

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    first off, this is the most overrated card ever!!!! Charles has the worst 3pt% in NBA histroy so why does he have a good three rating. His % is like 29% or 24% something like that the dude even lost to Shaq in a three point contest I'm Schleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep CUH

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    This card needs to be removed for lebron smh

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    HOLY S**T THIS CARD WILL BE OP

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    First appearance in 2k since 2011

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    I would play this card at the 3 instead of the 4.But the stats are insane. But this card is almost impossible to get

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    I get why this card is so stacked, but for the worst volume 3-point shooter in NBA history, he gets a 90 3-pointer? Again, I get the point, but holy hell, that's not Chuck at all

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    I CAME BACK FOR YOU BABY!

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    90 open 3 bruuuuuuuuuu

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    knowing barkley he would only let 2k have a card for him in myteam if he was the best player in the game

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    COME GET SOME CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    i pulled him in a rainbow pack

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    2k's idea of "high work ethic" is:

    showing up to practice late
    sitting on training bike
    eating mcdonalds
    all while yelling at teammates to make their shots

    that was his work ethic lmao

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    Somebody said $250 to get this card, more like $2000 on packs... maybe to complete the Dream team collection and you can't sell the cards back.... WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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    BE GONE SATAN

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    YES YES YES NOW GET NASH AND MILLER AND WE FING DIE

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    Nash is back in.. Just not in my team yet.

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    Run this card at Small Forward.

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    NO WAY OMG THIS IS A GLITCH NO NO NO OMG WTF HOW CAN I GET HIM IS HE A CODE PLEEEEESE BE A CODE I LOVE YOU FUCK ME WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE CHUCKY CUM TO MY 2K SQUAD NOWWW

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    No. You get him for paying a HEFTY amount of money.

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    nah, then all of the 2k youtubers would have him. they wouldn't make it so easy

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    how to you get this

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    get every 1992 dream team collection reward

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    I scored 57pts with him lmao

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    The finnaly made a card for him

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    THEY GAVE HIM THE FRIENDLY BADGE LMAO

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    YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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    How many comments does this thing have omg

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    the nba2k16 charles barkley looked nothing like him

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    Only one attribute has under 70.

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    How does Charles Barkley have better ATH then Michael JORDAN. That's like Glen Davis having better ATH then Russell Westbrook!!!

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    now all we need is reggie

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    WHY ARE ALL THE OTHER USA PLAYERS BRONZE

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    Not the only person to wonder that.

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    well this is pretty much impossible to get

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    all green every day. He is finally here. How does he have great defense for a power forward when he is short at 6"6

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    THIS CARD IS SO AWESOME !!! I MAKE MOST OF MY LINEUPS WITH IT!!

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    IT'S HERE. IT'S FINALLY HERE. I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY

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    We need the 76ers, Suns, & Rockets version!!

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    he has some issues

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    round man if the rebound

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    So you mean to tell me that 2k thinks that Charles Barkley is better than prime Kobe Bryant, prime Michael Jordan and better than any other card ever. Great....

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    No. But you know, to make money you can change history...

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    Tbh he could play an position

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    I almost complained about how unrealistic this card is but realized that you need to complete the entire drem team collection

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    Still think MJ should have the best card but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ this card is beast.

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    ARE PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

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    Best card in the game?

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    Best card ever?

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    The only man I will allow to marry my sister.

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    Not a single red stat...

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    How do you get his card?

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    literally gonna be my future shooting guard

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    84 ball control. RIP all Power Forwards ankles

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    Ik everyone is saying that charles barkley shouldnt be good, but if I collected all those cards and took alot of time to do that i wouldn't want a mj or a barkley with no three, crappy defense and less than 4000 stats.

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    The ultimate cheese player
    shoot have made all green stats just to go cheesy all the way

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    Wow wth only 4 stats under 80... Monster lol

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    Shaq would be angry with this...

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    Charles should have been talking bout this at some point.

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    This card is amazing but the only problem with this card is his height 6'6

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    That was his actual height he just was good at grabbing boards

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    That's just turrible

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    Loses to Elevator Ernie in 3pt contest= 90 3pt
    Bruh

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    2K MAKE HIM A DYNAMIC DUO WITH CHUCK PERSON RIGHT NOW

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    At this point this card is useless at PF having Diamond AD or Porzingod

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    He definetely doesn't deserve that 3 point shot

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    used to be one of the GOATS


    now hes just one of the COATS









    chubbiest of all time

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    Bruh who in 2k17 my team history has gotten all team usa cards so far to get barkley and if so this card gonna take forever to get because all team usa cards come with theme packs

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    HOLY MOLY! SIR CHARLES IS COMING TO MYTEAM

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    600th comment.

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    4000+ Attributes???

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    This is their pitch to get him to do the mocap

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    no excuses best card of the game by far

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    This card is straight sexy, no one ever, ever disagree, cuz if u do....ur an idiot.

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    Even though you say the Stupidest shit on Open Court and all that you are still Awesome.

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    FINALLY THEY ADDED A FUCKING CHARLES BARKELY CARD!

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    he is really good at everything guys especially at rebounding

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    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If