'74 Bill Walton diamond card
97 Overall
  • 97 INS
  • 79 OUT
  • 83 PLY
  • 88 ATH
  • 94 DEF
  • 98 REB

Uncle Bill is a god

Written by millerpt6

Uncle Bill is an absolute god. He will eat your breakfast lunch and dinner and give no fucks. He dominates in the paint, even on diamond shaq, ewing, and robinson. HE IS ON ACID WHEN HES PLAYING. He gives no fucks. He will get every rebound and putback while fucking your opponents bitch. He doesnt care, he does what he wants.

Bought for: Sniped for 100,000 MT

Strengths:

  • Inside scoring: Again, no fucks given. He will dominate any center in the game. And he can step outside and GREEN mids in your opponents face. He doesnt care, he can do anything.
  • Standing Shot 3pt: If hes open for three, SHOOT. Crazy acid Uncle Bill Walton will make at least 50% of his threes, even more when the cave man is warm. He can do anything he is a legend.

Weaknesses:

LOL Cave Boy Billy doesn't have those.

Recommended Strategy: Do anything you want. Literally anything.

Use if: You're not absolutely braindead and you like to win games of 2k

Don't use if: You're a dirt poor son of a bitch or you're mentally inferior to the rest of 2k players Bottom Line: Uncle Bill is the best center in 2k history.


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