LeBron James diamond card
95 Overall
  • 91 INS
  • 88 OUT
  • 89 PLY
  • 93 ATH
  • 92 DEF
  • 73 REB

Warp be like

Written by Bankers

Ok so I was just getting home from pre-school today, ready to rip some packs because I was so hyped that LeBron was in packs. When I got home I took off my jacket. Then my shoes. Then my socks. Then my underwear but I left my pants on. I grabbed my controller and started up 2k18. On my first pack, I saw that diamond glow and I dropped my controller and got an instant erection. I was shaking. My arm broke from shaking so much. Could it be Curry? I hope not. It was LeBron and I busted right there. I was so happy I cried. LeBron is the best player in the world. He has good shooting too so I know this will be cheese. I never will sell LeBron. Sorry that I don't have a picture, my camera is permanently broken and my parents say that if I post something online ever I will get ass blasted. I said to myself, if I don't score 420 points because LeBron smoked in high school to relieve the stress, then I must sell him, I score 690 points that game and my opponent raged quit.

Bought for: Packed on my first box

Strengths:

  • Inside scoring: LeBron is so good. My oppenent has Giannis but he wasn't ready for the power of LeBron. My opponent was playing too tight and I went right by my opponent and scored. My oppenent wasn't ready for that, my opponent was too slow for LeBron. My opponent was so sad that my opponent quit.
  • Shooting- LeBron shows no mercy to my opponent. My opponent tried to sag off me and I instantly shot the three and to the dismay of my opponent I made it, swish swish bish. Sorry for the reference I hate my life.
  • Hairline: LeBron's hairline may be the best part of his game. Before I even started I knew he would make sure opponents knew that it was the real LeBron. So I pressed A on the controller to start the game. I waited at the loading screen. I saw who my opponent was. I saw that my opponent had good cards. My opponent wasn't ready for this. My opponent quit because my opponent knew the chance of stopping LeGOAT was impossible with that hairline.
  • Rebounding: LeBron was grabbing boards. On the offensive end, when one of my teammates missed the shot, LeBron just grabs the rebound, and then goes up and finishes, and he gets the three-point play. On the defensive end, when my opponent misses, LeBron just grabs the board, and then goes all the way and throws down a poster on my opponent. When my opponent just did a crossover on my teammate, and shot the three and missed, when the ball bounced and then missed, LeBron just grabs the board and then does a full-court pass to my teammate and he finishes the ball right over my opponent. On one play, I dribbled up the court with LeBron then dribbled right with LeBron, then I started to go by my opponent with LeBron for the layup. I missed it but then LeBron jumped right over Whiteside for the putback slam right on top of my opponent!

Weaknesses:

  • Uh I don't really have the card so I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm just gonna say that he is not very good at doing moving hook shots from the right corner because it seems like I actually have him because it's specific.

Recommended Strategy: What I like to do is dunk on my opponent. I hate my life.

Examples: Sorry my camera wasn't working so even though I have the card I cannot take a picture. My camera is permanently broken so don't ask.

Other Comments: Don't say I'm five because Im actually 5 1/2 so I don't care about the haters.

Use if: You want to win a game against my opponent.

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