'14 Joakim Noah
Gems of The Game / Defensive Player of the Year 1

84 Overall
70 Outside scoring
- 80 Standing shot mid
- 78 Moving shot mid
- 25 Standing shot 3pt
- 25 Moving shot 3pt
- 92 Shot IQ
- 60 Free throw
- 65 Offensive consistency
72 Inside scoring
- 73 Standing shot close
- 73 Moving shot close
- 88 Standing layup
- 62 Driving layup
- 85 Standing dunk
- 45 Driving dunk
- 30 Contact dunk
- 66 Draw foul
- 72 Post control
- 68 Post hook
- 50 Post fadeaway
- 63 Hands
75 Athleticism
- 56 Speed
- 55 Acceleration
- 78 Vertical
- 82 Strength
- 90 Stamina
- 98 Hustle
- 82 Overall durability
63 Playmaking
- 42 Ball control
- 64 Passing accuracy
- 74 Passing vision
- 78 Passing IQ
87 Defending
- 84 On-ball defense IQ
- 93 Low post defense IQ
- 95 Help defense IQ
- 92 Pick & roll defense IQ
- 46 Lateral quickness
- 75 Pass perception
- 82 Reaction time
- 64 Steal
- 76 Block
- 94 Shot contest
- 95 Defensive consistency
85 Rebounding
- 78 Offensive rebound
- 87 Defensive rebound
- 88 Boxout
- 3148 Total attributesattr.
Updates | OVR | POS | INS | OUT | PLY | ATH | DEF | REB |
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84 | C | 72 | 70 | 63 | 75 | 87 | 85 |
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79 | C | 67 | 61 | 60 | 70 | 84 | 83 |
Outside Scoring
Inside Scoring


Screen Outlet
Excels as the screener in the pick & roll game.
Drop Stepper
Known for his ability to us the drop step move to his advantage in the post.
Dream-like Up and Under
Known for his ability to use the drop step move to his advantage in the post.Playmaking

Flashy Passer
Known for throwing accurate flashy passes.
Dimer
Elite passer known for hitting teammates in position to score.Athleticism

Brick Wall
Sets extremely effective screens and drains energy on pick collisions.Defending

Post Lockdown Defender
Drops offensive post attributes of direct match up while playing post defence.
Charge Card
Adept at placing himself in position to win charge calls.
Eraser
Amazing shot blocker who drops interior scoring attributes of opponents while near the rim.
Chasedown Artist
Chases players down on fast breaks and effectively swats their shots from behind.Rebounding

Scrapper
A hustle player who wins loose ball battles.
Offensive Crasher
An elite defensive rebounder known for chasing rebounds out of his area.
Defensive Crasher
An elite offensive rebounder known for his ability to get through and around boxouts.Personality

Fierce Competition
Elevates his game when being outplayed or instigated.
Swagger
Gets himself going by making big plays.
Mind Games
Can get into opponents head while guarding him.
Enforcer
Can wreak havoc on the floor with physical and tough play.
Heart and Soul
Rallies team when things are getting out of hand. Helps team stay focused.
Defensive Anchor
Defensive leader who can make his teammates better defensively.
Expressive
Has no problem expressing his feelingsDunks
- 55 Standing dunk
- 40 Driving dunk
- 40 Flashy dunk
- 75 Alley-oop
- 80 Putback dunk
- 5 Crash
Layups
- 55 Standing layup
- 30 Driving layup
- 10 Spin layup
- 15 Hop step layup
- 25 Euro step layup
- 5 Floater
Jump shooting
- 71 Step through shot
- 74 Shot under basket
- 35 Shot close
- 2 Shot close left
- 3 Shot close middle
- 0 Shot close right
- 35 Shot mid
- 0 Shot 3pt
- 25 Contested jumper
- 5 Stepback jumper
- 5 Spin jumper
- 10 Transition pull up 3pt
- 35 Use glass
Drive setup
- 5 Triple threat pump fake
- 15 Triple threat jab step
- 40 Triple threat idle
- 40 Triple threat shoot
- 0 Setup with sizeup
- 10 Setup with hesitation
- 90 No setup dribble
Driving
- 40 Drive
- 50 Drive right
- 25 Driving crossover
- 10 Driving spin
- 0 Driving step back
- 0 Driving half spin
- 0 Driving double crossover
- 0 Driving behind the back
- 5 Driving dribble hesitation
- 0 Driving in and out
- 90 No driving dribble move
- 70 Attack strong on drive
Freelance
- 66 Shoot
- 48 Touches
- 75 Roll vs. pop
Post game
- 15 Post up
- 0 Post shimmy shot
- 25 Post face up
- 50 Post back down
- 50 Post aggressive backdown
- 9 Shoot from post
- 30 Post hook left
- 35 Post hook right
- 0 Post fade left
- 0 Post fade right
- 40 Post up and under
- 40 Post hop shot
- 5 Post step back shot
- 40 Post drive
- 5 Post spin
- 10 Post drop step
- 25 Post hop step
Passing
- 71 Dish to open man
- 40 Flashy pass
- 5 Alley oop pass
Defense
- 60 Pass interception
- 85 Take charge
- 68 On-ball steal
- 90 Contest shot
- 87 Block shot
- 27 Foul
- 85 Hard foul
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Legitimately a joke. As has been said this guy was NBA First Team this year, 4th in MVP voting, averaged 5 assists (AS A CENTER), recorded multiple triple doubles and basically propelled the injured Bulls squad to the playoffs.
By 2K logic current KAT and DeMarcus are significantly better than this guy, which just isn't fair.
This card is extremely underwhelming for a DPOY who also finished 4th in MVP voting...
He'd still be in the DPOY conversation is it weren't for his injuries,which seem to plague the Bulls in recent years.
first recorded mention of the greatest franchise in nba history, thank you ian
I respectfully disagree
thats ok ur opinion doesnt matter anyway
DPOY and in the line up for mvp and only gets a 79, this card needs changing before it drops...
"Additionally, as these players have not been released there is a reasonable chance that 2K will change their ratings some time closer to release (if they are being released at all), so don't start complaining immediately if you find ratings that seem wrong."
Only a 79 during DPOY season???
64 passing accuracy?
I really don't like him but he's one of the best passing big men in the NBA
lol
I hate him