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I fucked my teacher but she was bad with big titties and ass so its a w tbh
I stole a forklift
typical Missouri shit
Show 9 replies...Wichita State ftw
I had sex with my hand once....
if you're not a girl this is extremely upsetting
in 6 grade i got suspend for fighting and kick off the bus 8 times(no joke)
now i'm im 8 grade and other than 1 fight in 7 grade i'm been good other than about 45 lunch detions
woah bad boy alert
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Negan voice
Man we have got a badass over here
Ha
not anymore, when they sad i could get suspended i stop being bad
I ain't ever got a detention and idk how
i get them for talking and "horse play"
For talking? That's bullshit
yeh, also i get a lot for having my phone out at MOTHA FUCKNG LUNCH
Detentions for having it out at lunch?
yes
I slammed some kid against a locker in a fight and knocked his ass out, then the teachers intervened and then I had to go to teen court, do community service, and now I have a restraining order on him
All of that for a fight? Lmao
Show 21 replies...i beat his ass twice and that nigga was a bitch yeah
damn u guys r bad asses. personally, ive never been in a fight but that's cuz I'm Asian lol.
i pants a kid buck naked in class one time
I've been in 5 fights and worst I've gotten is a note home. Maybe it's because I'm Irish idfk
america is fucking bullshit in ireland they probably like "nigga you the next conor mcgregor. keep fighting"
there are no "n*g*a*s" in Ireland bro
?
n*g*a*s
I'm the next Demetrius Johnson
tbh
How tall are you?
hacked the school server
Holy Shit...
Show 5 replies...well not really I just unblocked all the websites and shut someones computer down
not that serious but i guess with that knowledge you could use this site at school
nah this site isn't blocked at school lmao
hacking the whole school server. dayum.
I remember one time me and my friends knew the code to the teachers bathroom. the only problem is that they changed the code.
If I have got into trouble I dont remember it because i hav... oh wait...
A teacher got angry at me for hitting the ball too hard in table tennis (it wasnt that hard) and the same teacher two years later thought i was in yr7 and shouted at me to get where i was supposed to be (the only problem was I was in y10 and i was going to clean out my locker before the end of the year)
i broke a ceiling panel when saying "i could break the roof with my hops"
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I once punched a kid 3 times in the temple and got away with it.
i got kick off the bus on the highway for make a kid hit his head into a window
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I remember one time I elbowed a kid right in the face.
But i know some other kids that mental!
One time my friend got pissed at a kid we hated and then he bashed him up with a stick(on the head)
another time another kid broke a glass window with his elbow because some kid hit his head with a pencil.
damn...
yo school lit
Dude our school is thug.
NO JOKE
A few kids in our school smoked and drank alcohol one time.
you have no idea how many break-ins our school has.
Oh btw can you check my forum "3-1 lead jokes" quickly?
I'm not forcing you but just asking.
bru at r school nothing happens that sound lit
(but we have rap battle, fights and people have hella drug, mostly chew and weed)
and i will look at the forum
Bully
Show 1 reply...Nothing, no joke. My teachers don't even know im there half the time
Crawl through the drainage pipe in the P/E fields
goin all shawshank redemption in gym class
Show 2 replies...I got in more trouble for watching a fight than i got for knocking someone out
Forgot to bring my school diary and got a detention for it. Lol
Woah woah woah, detention for that? Usually the teacher just yells at you and leaves at that (for me at least), but a detention sounds stupid af.
Show 16 replies...Yeah. I wasn't very happy about it. They don't even care if you don't bring it anymore though so that's good
Teachers are cunts, at my school you can get suspended for coming late too many times.
Same at my school. If you are late to a class for a bad reason you don't get to go to class because walking in the door interrupts the learning of other students
Damn that's stupid. There are some dumbass rules they make up, that's for sure.
Oh yeah, and in the very first comment I forgot about the time I 'broke a door'. By broke a door of course I mean 2 of my friends broke it and since I touched it one of my 'friends' decided that meant that he could say that I also get blame. By 'friend' of course I mean that guy that no one likes that chooses to be around you. This was all around other students by the way who cobfirmed that I was innocent. Teacher didn't care
Huh, what a snake. So he was just hanging around ya'll, and he decides to act like you're his friend and annoy the shit outta you. And then he decides to get you in trouble for something you didn't even do? Damn!
Yep. It was the first time I'd ever been in major trouble unless you count that detention. He's not in the school anymore. Good riddance
Huh, got what he deserved then.
He left by choice. For a better school. But I'm not one to wish hardcomings on people anyway and I guess it's good that he's gone either way
I guess, you live in the US?
Nah. Australia. You?
Either:
A. Told one of my teachers to shut the fuck up in 5th Grade
Or
B. Stuffed a bunch of paper towels in the air conditioning vents and broke the air conditioner through my whole elementary school
i knew my friends password on her school computer and then logged in and changed her profile picture to a deez nuts picture
lmao
Show 1 reply...oh yea and then my friend was a snitch and told the teacher and then i couldn't go on the computer for the REST OF THE YEAR. lol were still great friends doe
I killed someone.........
Brought a gun to school
Damn all of you guys have bad ass stories while the worst I did was when I had my phone out my teacher tried to take it by force and that day I was really pissed so I pulled it back and said "I need it" then I stared her down and she just walked away but I usually try to stay out of trouble
Oh wait now that I think about it when I was in kindergarden I would always sit in the back although that's where all the big kids sit and this one 5th grader was pissing me off so I punched him and earned their respect and another time in 1st grade I beat up two kids at the same time at recess and I threw one of them of the slide stairs
Pretty much the only time I did anything wrong at school was this one time in elementary. A recess moniter told me I wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom, which I thought was stupid, so I went anyway. She was pissed. Also my dumbass 6th grade teacher fucking flamed me for doing all the work on a group project and SOUNDING TOO SMART in a 2 1/2 page book summary I did.
That's retarded
Show 2 replies...Yeah, it was a school filled with dumbasses, from the teachers to the other students to the principal. I was playing b-ball with my brother the other day at the school (I haven't been there for 2 years) and the principal told us we couldn't come on campus until 6:00 because we might be "confused" with the kids doing after school activities. There were no kids in sight!
I've also kicked a group of idiots in the ankle and "chocked" someone (ITS WITH "" SO NO JUDGING)
i saw rap battles and fights in my school
but me and my friends make fire of all school content of a bully that was pissing us off and we make the bottle flip challenge and fall from cap and he seed it after lunch LMAO
and us like Thug Life XDDDD
they dont find the culpable and they didnt anything to us
thug life fucking bosses at school
and we are in 1st grade
im 12
our school lit
lets think.......oh wait im Indian if i do anything bad i get kicked out of the house :)
one time my friends and i decided to see how much stuff we could steal from the cafeteria without getting caught. that place was empty by the end
Made a guy cry by telling him " You're mother looks like a gay Ape with a stupid d**do"
That's a shit roast lad
Show 10 replies...Better then "You smoke 16 packs of weed a day"
Who tf said that
Outlaw
Why like why you always hate to hate on someone
Its not hating if you actually said/did something stupid
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Well you gotta admit, its pretty funny
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There was this guy who scraped me in the eye... I threw him down to concrete...
Damn... I've done nothing really bad in school before... I remember in 1st grade I would always get in trouble and there was this big snitch who was the reason why I got in trouble most of the time... I can't remember any reason why I got in trouble in 1st grade...
Well, now that I'm in middle school, I have so much in front of me...
nothing though I should have many times all the teachers just think I'm cool and don't ever pay attention to me or think Imma do something
Had a threesome
TF
Show 8 replies...There's a huge closet in the gym with a gymnastics mat and two girls led me in there and boom.
Damn nigga, How old, cause i fucked in a closet and now im a fucking meme
I'm 14 did it a few weeks ago lol
Girls and my school look like grown women bruh I'm schleep
*at
lmao i lost at 14 too
I left an egg in my locker for months cuz that stupid egg parachute assignment. and I threw it and it broke and they had to evacuate half the school cuz it reeked
Lmao I failed the egg parachute
Show 1 reply...When i was 3 or 4 in ELC (early learning centre) I drew like squiggly lines on the wall during nap time and my parents, me and the teachers had to have a talk after school that day. ahah (pretty pathetic). But one time this year on of my mates put a lizard down his pants and got an after school detention because it was "animal cruelty".
Pantsed the fat kid in PE and he doesn’t pull up his fucking boxers so you could see his ass. Also I got away with it.
I swore 5 times to girls,no joke
I say shit like motherfucker, cunt, fucking cunt, dumbass, dumb motherfucker shit like that all the time that ain't savage. lmao everyone swears at school, I'm in year 8 and we all swear. 10th graders, 7th graders. Hell when I was in primary school even preps swore. Happens all the time.
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Show 2 replies...tbh
lmao
same with my dog lol
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i can tell ur from da caucus mountains
Only in russia
OMFG
WAIT WHAT
Hell no
W
W
w
im dead
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Epic tbt
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Show 2 replies...fr i never did that obviously
We all knew that
tbh
Damn nigga