I fucked my teacher but she was bad with big titties and ass so its a w tbh
same with my dog lol
Boundaries are crossed in this sentence
i can tell ur from da caucus mountains
Only in russia
fr i never did that obviously
We all knew that
I stole a forklift
typical Missouri shit
This is probably my favorite comment chain with two comments ever
Wichita State ftw
I disliked this comment for obvious reasons
Thank you for apologizing for your awful grammar
I had sex with my hand once....
if you're not a girl this is extremely upsetting
tbh i wanna go to your school and do this
in 6 grade i got suspend for fighting and kick off the bus 8 times(no joke)
now i'm im 8 grade and other than 1 fight in 7 grade i'm been good other than about 45 lunch detions
woah bad boy alert
Man we have got a badass over here
not anymore, when they sad i could get suspended i stop being bad
I ain't ever got a detention and idk how
i get them for talking and "horse play"
For talking? That's bullshit
yeh, also i get a lot for having my phone out at MOTHA FUCKNG LUNCH
Detentions for having it out at lunch?
We can't even use phones at all
Next year Ima be in high school and ofc they don't let us being phones either
Your good kid in school I have over 25 detentionz all ready
I slammed some kid against a locker in a fight and knocked his ass out, then the teachers intervened and then I had to go to teen court, do community service, and now I have a restraining order on him
All of that for a fight? Lmao
i beat his ass twice and that nigga was a bitch yeah
damn u guys r bad asses. personally, ive never been in a fight but that's cuz I'm Asian lol.
i pants a kid buck naked in class one time
I've been in 5 fights and worst I've gotten is a note home. Maybe it's because I'm Irish idfk
america is fucking bullshit in ireland they probably like "nigga you the next conor mcgregor. keep fighting"
there are no "n*g*a*s" in Ireland bro
real n*g*a* hours
sad n*g*a hours
I'm the next Demetrius Johnson
How tall are you?
Idk like 5'7-5'10" somethin like that
when youre too lazy to look up the meters to feet conversion
Oh I thought you were short because of Demetruis Johnson
LMAO that's not a good thing
if its shaq....
Wow you must be the toughest kid
One time i asked to borrow the teachers pencil... I never gave it back :)
wow damn you're a savage
hacked the school server
damn, we have got the school wifi code but....damn
You should a part of Dead_Sec
well not really I just unblocked all the websites and shut someones computer down
not that serious but i guess with that knowledge you could use this site at school
nah this site isn't blocked at school lmao
hacking the whole school server. dayum.
I remember one time me and my friends knew the code to the teachers bathroom. the only problem is that they changed the code.
well this site is unblocked anyway, but some other kid showed me how to block and unblock sites so I'm not some sort of tech nerd.
If I have got into trouble I dont remember it because i hav... oh wait...
A teacher got angry at me for hitting the ball too hard in table tennis (it wasnt that hard) and the same teacher two years later thought i was in yr7 and shouted at me to get where i was supposed to be (the only problem was I was in y10 and i was going to clean out my locker before the end of the year)
Woah man you're quite the bad boy
i broke a ceiling panel when saying "i could break the roof with my hops"
wow.......youre i fucking legend
I once punched a kid 3 times in the temple and got away with it.
i got kick off the bus on the highway for make a kid hit his head into a window
I remember one time I elbowed a kid right in the face.
But i know some other kids that mental!
One time my friend got pissed at a kid we hated and then he bashed him up with a stick(on the head)
another time another kid broke a glass window with his elbow because some kid hit his head with a pencil.
yo school lit
Dude our school is thug.
A few kids in our school smoked and drank alcohol one time.
you have no idea how many break-ins our school has.
Oh btw can you check my forum "3-1 lead jokes" quickly?
I'm not forcing you but just asking.
bru at r school nothing happens that sound lit
(but we have rap battle, fights and people have hella drug, mostly chew and weed)
and i will look at the forum
He was trash talking me. Only I trash talk people.
you have a temple at your school?
Nothing, no joke. My teachers don't even know im there half the time
i wish that was me, teacher always on me
lmao this got so many comments
Broke a guys nose, got no punishment
Fart an accuse the fat boy of it
I punched a kid in the face but it wasn't really anything tho
Crawl through the drainage pipe in the P/E fields
goin all shawshank redemption in gym class
I made a little kid cry cuz I told him the world was gonna end...
I got in more trouble for watching a fight than i got for knocking someone out
Forgot to bring my school diary and got a detention for it. Lol
Woah woah woah, detention for that? Usually the teacher just yells at you and leaves at that (for me at least), but a detention sounds stupid af.
Yeah. I wasn't very happy about it. They don't even care if you don't bring it anymore though so that's good
Teachers are cunts, at my school you can get suspended for coming late too many times.
Same at my school. If you are late to a class for a bad reason you don't get to go to class because walking in the door interrupts the learning of other students
Damn that's stupid. There are some dumbass rules they make up, that's for sure.
Oh yeah, and in the very first comment I forgot about the time I 'broke a door'. By broke a door of course I mean 2 of my friends broke it and since I touched it one of my 'friends' decided that meant that he could say that I also get blame. By 'friend' of course I mean that guy that no one likes that chooses to be around you. This was all around other students by the way who cobfirmed that I was innocent. Teacher didn't care
Huh, what a snake. So he was just hanging around ya'll, and he decides to act like you're his friend and annoy the shit outta you. And then he decides to get you in trouble for something you didn't even do? Damn!
Yep. It was the first time I'd ever been in major trouble unless you count that detention. He's not in the school anymore. Good riddance
Huh, got what he deserved then.
He left by choice. For a better school. But I'm not one to wish hardcomings on people anyway and I guess it's good that he's gone either way
I guess, you live in the US?
Nah. Australia. You?
Huh, me too. What state you live in?
Nice. I've never been to Victoria. I wish I could although maybe not roght now. I'm not exactly a cold temperature guy
A. Told one of my teachers to shut the fuck up in 5th Grade
B. Stuffed a bunch of paper towels in the air conditioning vents and broke the air conditioner through my whole elementary school
@LALakers @VBVBEB @NBA_2K17_FOR_LIFE @sean @GOLLUMonFIRE @swag912
i knew my friends password on her school computer and then logged in and changed her profile picture to a deez nuts picture
oh yea and then my friend was a snitch and told the teacher and then i couldn't go on the computer for the REST OF THE YEAR. lol were still great friends doe
SICK PRANK D00D
HAHA DEEZ NUTS LOL GET TROLLED LMAO
I killed someone.........
u w0t m8
Brought a gun to school
you leggin cdub?
nah I'm jp, but one of my classmates brought a gun to school and this one nigga ratted him out
Damn all of you guys have bad ass stories while the worst I did was when I had my phone out my teacher tried to take it by force and that day I was really pissed so I pulled it back and said "I need it" then I stared her down and she just walked away but I usually try to stay out of trouble
Oh wait now that I think about it when I was in kindergarden I would always sit in the back although that's where all the big kids sit and this one 5th grader was pissing me off so I punched him and earned their respect and another time in 1st grade I beat up two kids at the same time at recess and I threw one of them of the slide stairs
Haha, I try and stay out of trouble too but I always end up in the middle of it...
shot up the school
Pretty much the only time I did anything wrong at school was this one time in elementary. A recess moniter told me I wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom, which I thought was stupid, so I went anyway. She was pissed. Also my dumbass 6th grade teacher fucking flamed me for doing all the work on a group project and SOUNDING TOO SMART in a 2 1/2 page book summary I did.
Yeah, it was a school filled with dumbasses, from the teachers to the other students to the principal. I was playing b-ball with my brother the other day at the school (I haven't been there for 2 years) and the principal told us we couldn't come on campus until 6:00 because we might be "confused" with the kids doing after school activities. There were no kids in sight!
I once went to school it was terrible
I had sex with a girl in 4th grade in the bathroom and her pussy started to bleed and we was like TF
is you fr my nigga
broke a guys neck, wasnt really my fault bu at the same time i guess, didnt get in trouble
I've also kicked a group of idiots in the ankle and "chocked" someone (ITS WITH "" SO NO JUDGING)
I once threw a book at a random girl then had to fight off her boyfriend.
i saw rap battles and fights in my school
but me and my friends make fire of all school content of a bully that was pissing us off and we make the bottle flip challenge and fall from cap and he seed it after lunch LMAO
and us like Thug Life XDDDD
they dont find the culpable and they didnt anything to us
thug life fucking bosses at school
and we are in 1st grade
our school lit
THUG LIFE FR BRO
I told a kid to leave me alone
lets think.......oh wait im Indian if i do anything bad i get kicked out of the house :)
I got in trouble because since i'm muslim, sometimes i throw my bag and yeall "allahakbar" and it made a lot of kids freak out so i got suspended
i shit on the floor
one time my friends and i decided to see how much stuff we could steal from the cafeteria without getting caught. that place was empty by the end
Made a guy cry by telling him " You're mother looks like a gay Ape with a stupid d**do"
That's a shit roast lad
Better then "You smoke 16 packs of weed a day"
Who tf said that
Why like why you always hate to hate on someone
Its not hating if you actually said/did something stupid
Well you gotta admit, its pretty funny
Okay thats true
i KNOW! He went crying
so you're a racist AND a sexual offender...
How he a racist tho
I only joined in may 2017 I am not familiar with the history of the site.
Wait you just admitted to being racist. Is everyone just gonna ignore that
And you're proud of that?
@GKiefer who tf has a pet moth lmao
Wow this is a godly comment
I have many questions
what the hell
Makes a lot of ense tbh
Lmao pretty sure that makes you a sex offender
There was this guy who scraped me in the eye... I threw him down to concrete...
damn dude. straight thug
Damn... I've done nothing really bad in school before... I remember in 1st grade I would always get in trouble and there was this big snitch who was the reason why I got in trouble most of the time... I can't remember any reason why I got in trouble in 1st grade...
Well, now that I'm in middle school, I have so much in front of me...
Well I'm not really that bad and all but the worst thing I've done was kick a 6th grader in his jaw
Probably telling my kindergarten teacher to shut up. She was a fucking bitch.
nothing though I should have many times all the teachers just think I'm cool and don't ever pay attention to me or think Imma do something
In kindergarten i disrupted the class in writers workshop and i had scissors and cut part of my hair of on the back of my head and shouted 'M.S. HENSON IM A BARBER!'
i beat up a kid for doubting me lol
Had a threesome
There's a huge closet in the gym with a gymnastics mat and two girls led me in there and boom.
Damn nigga, How old, cause i fucked in a closet and now im a fucking meme
I'm 14 did it a few weeks ago lol
Girls and my school look like grown women bruh I'm schleep
lmao i lost at 14 too
Can't wait too long lol
I left an egg in my locker for months cuz that stupid egg parachute assignment. and I threw it and it broke and they had to evacuate half the school cuz it reeked
Lmao I failed the egg parachute
Nothing. I've always been the nice and quiet one.
When i was 3 or 4 in ELC (early learning centre) I drew like squiggly lines on the wall during nap time and my parents, me and the teachers had to have a talk after school that day. ahah (pretty pathetic). But one time this year on of my mates put a lizard down his pants and got an after school detention because it was "animal cruelty".
girls called me a nigga so i FUKIN PELTED THE FOOTY RIGHT INTO THEIR EAR
Getting a footy to the head is awful. BULLY
i got in trouble for selling usbs with COD on them too
In 6th and 7th grade combined I have 23 detentions, 3 ISRs (In School Restriction), and 1 OSS (Out of school suspension)
Whats an ISR and OSS?
im a good boy pantsed a kid infront of the teacher was the worst
Pantsed the fat kid in PE and he doesn’t pull up his fucking boxers so you could see his ass. Also I got away with it.
I swore 5 times to girls,no joke
Holy shit. Thug lyfe fr
lmao what is this
Girls swear at me
woah what a player!
lmao even girls swear, lil short ass girls too. swear all the fucking time "shut the fuck up fucker" lmao you a pussy ass if you think that's thug
lmfao bruh that's crazy, i was referencing a person i know from real life thats MENTAL
I say shit like motherfucker, cunt, fucking cunt, dumbass, dumb motherfucker shit like that all the time that ain't savage. lmao everyone swears at school, I'm in year 8 and we all swear. 10th graders, 7th graders. Hell when I was in primary school even preps swore. Happens all the time.
1.I'm not american
2.I am greek
3.I attend a greek normal school
I cuss at girls daily
Damn cuh. You go even harder