Karl-Anthony Towns
Gems of The Game / Moments 16
General information
Theme
MomentsHeight
7'0" (213cm)Weight
250lbs (113kg)Age
21From
KentuckyDynamic Duo
89 Ricky RubioPlays
P&R Roll Man Post Up LowPrices
92 Overall
86 Outside scoring +1
- 94 Open shot mid
- 88 Contested shot mid +5
- 67 Off dribble shot mid
- 82 Open shot 3pt
- 60 Contested shot 3pt
- 59 Off dribble shot 3pt
- 97 Shot IQ
- 82 Free throw
- 98 OffensiveOff. consistency
84 Athleticism
- 84 Speed
- 78 Acceleration
- 75 Vertical
- 88 Strength
- 95 Stamina
- 80 Hustle
- 82 Overall durability
92 Inside scoring +1
- 96 Shot close
- 95 Standing layup
- 84 Driving layup
- 90 Standing dunk
- 65 Driving dunk
- 55 Contact dunk
- 95 Draw foul
- 92 Post control +3
- 88 Post hook +4
- 89 Post fadeaway +4
- 85 Hands
58 Playmaking +5
- 60 Ball control +5
- 52 Passing accuracy +5
- 54 Passing vision +6
- 78 Passing IQ
- 69 Speed with ball
77 Defending +3
- 64 On-ball defensedef. IQ +8
- 90 Low post defensedef. IQ
- 71 Pick & roll defensedef. IQ +9
- 90 Help defensedef. IQ +5
- 65 Lateral quickness
- 53 Pass perception
- 81 Reaction time
- 59 Steal
- 90 Block
- 81 Shot contest
- 70 DefensiveDef. consistency +8
94 Rebounding +1
- 92 Offensive rebound +2
- 95 Defensive rebound
- 95 Boxout
- 95 Potential
- 80 Intangibles +17
- 3652 Total attributesattr. +64
| Updates | OVR | POS | INS | OUT | PLY | ATH | DEF | REB |
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92 | C PF | 92 | 86 | 58 | 84 | 77 | 94 |
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92 | C PF | 92 | 86 | 58 | 84 | 77 | 94 |
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Chick at work: "Hey, you play video games yeah?"
Me: "Ye."
Her: "You going to get the Nintendo Switch?"
Me: "Um yeah I'll go buy that right after I go pick up the new 'Psy' album from JB Gay Fi."
Her: "I'm really disappointed you're still using the word gay as a derogatory term in 2017."
Me: "How about you nintenDONT talk to me anymore and I nintenDO SWITCH my spot in the office so I nintenDONT have to look at you anymore?"
Her: "Women make you nervous don't they?"
Me: "....no."
Her: "You only act like this when female co-workers talk to you, you're like 26 years old yeah? What happened to you?"
Me: ".... my first girlfriend really belittled me throughout our relationship and it was the first time I ever had really opened up to anyone, let alone interacted with a girl, and I guess ever since then I've just always acted like this to avoid that avoid that ever happening again..."
Her: "oh man I never knew... I'm sorry that happened to you."
Me: "... yeah thanks heaps, I'm sorry for how I've behaved towards you in the past."
Her: "Hey man not a problem at all, do you want to come get some drinks with us after to work tonight?"
Me: "That would be great."
Her: "Yeah it would be wouldn't it? Too bad I'm JOKING dude. The last thing we wan't is your Nintendo LAMEboy ass being seen in public with us.
Me: "Don't do this."
Her: "Legend of Zelda: Breath of the YOU HAVE BAD BREATH."
Me: "Awful."
Her: "....Fatoon, as in, Splatoon, but you're fat."
Me: "Worse."
Her: "World of Warcraft Wrath of the Bitch King."
Me: "Better but not a Nintendo game."
Her: *Begins shaking uncontrollably, falls off her office chair."
Me: *Grabs her in my arms as she falls* "Are you ok?? What's happening!?!"
Her: *Unconscious*
Me: *Begins shaking her, desperately trying to resuscitate her, tears in my eyes* "Wake up damnit! Wake up!"
Her: *Eyes slowly opening*
Me: "What happened!? Are you ok!?
Her: "...yeah... yeah I think so... I just realised something..."
Me: "What!?"
Her: ".... I'm gay..."
Me: "... yeah, so am I."
*We make out*
WTF is that face...lmao
Reason for card: 2k saw a picture of him with that face so they were forced to make one
Your 2021 Kia MVP, Karl-Anthony Towns!
Future hall of famer imo, and for @zemGOAT
JAHLIL WILL NEVER BE KAT
KAT IS 1000000000000000x BETTER
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KP>KAT
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[--] Zemgoat 27 minutes ago
Sorry, I'm late guys! But Jah>Kat. NO ARGUMENT!
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That face you make when @zemGOAT says jahlil is better than you but doesnt have a single moments card
@FinalSmash Do you think Amythyst KAT is worth it over his ruby version for about 55k more? Thanks.
Show 1 reply...cuz we are waiting for him to get traded so we can judge him
Show 3 replies...every other center in the league> jahlil
KAT > Jahlil trash ass
Jahlil has ro play behind embiid and noel and soon simmons while kat is the starting center wtf u expect
Show 2 replies...Even if he wasn't hes still trash compared to most centers in the league. Most all big men now actually play defense unlike jahlil and even when he was the only person shooting last year he averaged good stats but they were over inflated because he was allowed to do anything he wanted on a shitty team
where tf did this come from
One of the most versatile center in the league right now
i love u KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments previously made by @zemGOAT
"Jah is better than KAT"
"KAT sucks ass jah is the best player in that draft and on the sixers"
"jah is 32 times better than KAT"
"Jah is the goat. Kat Sucks"
Well, Zem, Where is Jah's amethyst? Where is Jah's moments card? WHERE IS JAHS PLAYING TIME? Oh yea, theyre going to joel embiid and nerlens noel, two better centers than Jah, that STILL arent better than KAT (ik, i didnt want to say it, but its tru that jojo isnt better rn. soon tho, soon.)
Brett brown is stupid thats why
Show 26 replies...well, theyve won 8 more games than last season so far. and for most of those games, jah wasnt in the rotation
cuz the east is slacking and watch when jahlil gets traded to gsw or the cavs then who will be laughing
i will be laughing bc i will be happy that hes not on our team anymore
when jahlil win a ring before joel and KAT
james mcadoo won a ring before Karl Malone, John Stockton, Charles Barkley, and Steve Nash and Jason Kidd and Chris Paul.
thats kinda disrespectful to mention those names next to the GOAT james mcadoo
every warriors bench player is trash tbh
*starters
well, id like to think that way cause I'm a cavs fan but I cant....
Cavs in 4
I hope so but in 6 at home would be really nice
That's actually more realistic
So are you
So much potential
Yeah. It is hard to deny that he is a future MVP. I can only see injury stopping him. Maybe not even then
Show 12 replies...to be a future mvp first you have to have the talent
KAT will be without a doubt a top 5 player in a few years. MVP will come easy, zemGOAT is just a HATER
sure then in 5 years my dog will win league mvp
[--] Zemgoat 27 minutes ago
Sorry, I'm late guys! But Jah>Kat. NO ARGUMENT!
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Da faq is this shit
Da faq happened to your brain
Show 4 replies...what happened to your life lovos
You commented over 50 times on one card bro that's honestly pitiful I guess you never had a life
when you're the youngest player to get an amethyst card
Top 3 Center in the league
I dunno who the top 3 are, but I know the top 2. Boogie and Embiid. Interchangeable. TTP.
Show 2 replies...Boogie and Marc Gasol. And Embiid? Really?
Incomeing comments from @zemGOAT
"Jahlil is the goat"
"Kat sucks"
Lmao and people say he doesn't troll anymore, yet he says this every time...... Maybe he won't now that you said that.
Show 4 replies...But you know who's better than jahlil and Kat... ANDREW BYNUM (it's a joke)
This is my lineup what changes should I make
http://2kmtcentral.com/17/lineups/308447/my-lineup
When you think that ass is going to walk by but you realize she is flatter than cardboard
Defensive consistency is too low!
since this is moment of the month shouldn't this be a diamond sorry if im wrong
when you see an amy kat and you know @zemGOAT would comment 100 times saying that okafor is better :D
One of the first moments with badges and they are all bronze. What is this 2K?
This man will be a future hall of famer KAT>JAHIL 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x
I was the first person on xbox to pull this card 10 minutes after they released it. Sold him for 132k. I have 7 diamond bigs already didnt need him and i hate his jumpshot
@zemGOAT fuck off with the jahlil comments, he averagin less ppg than his rookie year, KAT is better and will always be if he continues at this rate
jahlil goat tho
Show 2 replies...KAT Is going to be the next MVP this player is amazing he bully's you in the paint and pretty much there's nothing that u can do.
I recommend picking up this card it is a very great card and very FUN to play with. YOUR WELCOME
his 3 is kinda underrated
@Daybe 's panties are wet
@zemGOAT
Not that Embiid is bad, it's just that KAT is better. Embiid took a struggling team and made them ok, but KAT made them truly great.
KAT: 23.7 pts, 11.8 rbds, 2.9 ast
Embiid: 20.2 pts, 7.8 rbds, 2.1 ast
Just sayin
>Implying the Timberwolves are a great team.
But seriously though, Embiid averages those stats while averaging about 25 min a game, while KAT plays starter minutes
OK. So maybe the Wolves aren't great, but it's not like there's a large discrepancy in their minutes.
If Wiggins gets a Ruby Moments they have to be a Dynamic Duo
Everybody gonna hate on me for this.....................
But Andrew wiggins and KP are better than him.............
When you take a shit after eating Taco Bell and when you flush you feel something gooey rub up against your ass
welp im putting my dinner down...
Show 5 replies...Nowhere close to as good as Embiid
Are you autistic?
Show 6 replies...When someone says Boogie is the best center in the league
he is
Show 12 replies...AD is a center tho
PF
No. AD has been a center pretty much this entire season
but he still a PF. Is Harden a PG?
AD is a center. Harden is a point guard
hell no
Both are pretty much common knowledge. AD is the Pelicans' starting center while Terrence Jones plays power forward. Patrick Beverley is traditionally known as a point guard, but come on we all know Harden's the point guard in Houston. Basketball-Reference (aka the most reliable stats site available to common people) lists him as a point guard. ESPN lists him as a shooting guard, but only because that's what he played for his whole career before this year. Mike D'Antoni officially announced before the season that Harden would take over as the team's full time point guard
http://www.nba.com/players/anthony/davis/203076
end of the discussion
Don't worry, he'll do that AND reply to your comment all at once
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Show 23 replies...wait zemGOAT got upvotes on a KAT card? in what world?
you get the joke
Spawl
boiiiiii zem goat im on ur nogin all you do is suck on jalil u should drink a gallon of bleach all of us would like it
You are my Hero
ikr
you earned my follow
What about me!?
eh
Me though
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To say retarded things
And here he is everybody!
the Zemen master has returned.
dont ever say that again
Wait wait wait hold up. IS YOUR REAL NAME ACTUALLY ZEMEN???Please somebody reply or confirm this
no its zem g_____
the rest will not be revealed for privacy resons
Semen
Bro you guys are nasty asf
dont put me into this
ew
The cringe
Brawl
[--] zemGOAT 32 minutes ago
Sorry, I'm late guys! But Jah>Kat. NO ARGUMENT!
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Show 20 replies...Sorry, I'm late guys! But Jah>Kat. NO ARGUMENT!
bruh, who is this imposter?
ban him
I am reporting you for threatening language
jk #JahlilMoreTrashThanKAT&KP
PLS DONT
I said jk calm your *******
:_D
I WILL
I would like 2k to know that this guy is implicating false banishment which is against the rule 32 of the blah, blah, blah. Report zemGOAT
W
L
Ban zemGOAT his name rhymes with semen
zem
cem
lem
Zeemen
Zemonenan
Zemonade
Pronounced "zee" like "see" zemen likes semen such a good nickname for you
Unintelligent troll
Would u stop
Ayyyeee
Lol
what I commented basically the same thing and got 3 downvotes
do U love upvotes
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Zem said he left. but I guarantee you if he hears about this card he will mindfuck this card
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Show 16 replies...he's been on all day
Nvm I didn't check. He deleted the lineup saying he was leaving for a month
i didnt leaave but when i saw a notification about this card i got my loaded up my keyboard
Wow what a pathetic loser
look at your life before you tell people that
Yeah man I'm his back scratcher don't tell zem that
HAHAHAA SO GAY WOW
can you get the top of my back its iching
do you want your brush legendary or deluxe?
i want it Legendary
Legendary it is jahlil style
:D
You're brushing his pubes too?? @zemGOAT
How is being a piece of wood that stratches backs gay? If anything is gay it's that you're wasting your time harassing @zemGOAT I just have this account as a joke idiot get a life man
Yeah What he said
There's zits everywhere sick
Massive W
NONONO WE ALL SHOULD BE OUTRAGED THE TRASH CENTER KAT HAS A 92 MOMENTS CARD WTF I BARLEY AGREE THAT HE IS 75 OVERALL
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Show 5 replies...I mean, I respect that everyone has an opinion on who is overrated/underrated, but saying that he should be 75 overall is a bit over the top
tru 79
Dumbass
I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE DONT THINK YOU TROLL AND LIE ALL THE TIME ITS SO OBVIOUS
thats the point of the joke
zemGOAT Just now
JAHLIL IS 100000000000000000 TIMES BETTER THAN KAT YOU MOFO. KAT DOESN'T DESERVE ANY OF HIS MOMENTS
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Show 10 replies...JAHLIL IS 100000000000000000 TIMES BETTER THAN KAT YOU MOFO. KAT DOESN'T DESERVE ANY OF HIS MOMENTS
Quiet down semen
where you get the -en
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jrds3vBgY0I/hqdefault.jpg
Bruh are you dumb? He is one of the best centers in the NBA!
you don't get the joke
Oh it was a joke I thought u said this. Sorry...
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@zemGOAT
@zemGAYCUNT
@zemGOATeatsASS
why does no one seem to get the joke?
i do
Unfunny jokes generally annoy people @zemGOAT
Jahlil > d'agesnitch and KAT in a 2v1 game
To this day I regret saying that Jahlil was better. KAT earned the respect he is given. Karl-Anthony Towns is the most well rounded big man to step on a basketball court in our lifetimes.
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Show 3 replies...I was alive for Hakeem, Ewing, DUNCAN, so no way...
Well you my friend are older than me. I started watching ball around 7. I'm 19. So what was Ewing like in his prime? I've never seen him play. Not even historic games on TV.
kp