Kevin Durant diamond card
97 Overall
  • 87 INS
  • 96 OUT
  • 77 PLY
  • 85 ATH
  • 78 DEF
  • 76 REB

The Greatest Card In MyTeam

Written by Lord_Olajuwon

I want to begin by thanking my parents who told me I'd be nothing but here I am, writing this review on DIAMOND KD. I also would like to thank my dying grandma for leaving money so I could waste it on shiny(er) pixels. Thanks MA. Most of all the Goat fuc*** Ronnie we all love for his inspirational tweets of him wearing oversized sunglasses with his child touching like goatee in full beauty. All this allowed me to get this Diamond KD.

Bought for: My Soul

Strengths:

  • Running Away: hes great, hes great I tell you. Absolutely the best, you'll love it, you'll love it.
  • Joining Superteams: You won't believe it, hes great, joining superteams its great I tell you.
  • Blowing 3-1 Leads: It never gets old, its brilliant, you'll love it.

Weaknesses:

  • Loyalty: ...
  • Hair: He struggles with bald spots, bad. I mean bad, and his kids will pay for it, he will get his kids to pay for that bad hair gene I tell you.

Recommended Strategy: "Wait until you have the game in the bag, then he choke's it and you'll gift your opponent a new KD Card. Its as bulls*** as PD Locker codes."

Other Comments: Doesn't mesh well with Westbrook, you'll typically have to use all your injury cards after one game of them playing together along with the inability to use X/A when controlling Westbrook and aiming at KD. (Suppose thats like Russ this season all together?)

Use if: "You want the American Bruno Caboclo"

Don't use if: "You want to keep you cards on your team after you lose"

Bottom Line: "Fuck KD."


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