*Playing 2k*
Grampa: "Damn millennials, always on their new fangled gadgets!"
Me: "I got Bill Russell"
Grampa:*Plays me gets 20 blocks and 50 rebounds with Bill*
"The NBA is so soft Bill would tear these new players apart! Defense is forgotten! The three is evil! The post is a forgotten art!"
I'm using Mark Price as my backup PG. Not playing 5 out or cheesing too much. I have Bill Russell and Bob has HOF Dimer. Just check the duo and you'll understand why this card is going to be a beast.
Literally his best skill was flashy passing. Some might even say he pioneered it. And they gave him only a 21 Flashy Pass tendency. Wow, 2k. Good job being accurate.
This card is sick he can dunk pretty well if and if you have bill Russell it gives bill and 80 open three 85 contested three and 95 open mid 90 contested mid. Makes him unstoppable
Mic check 1, 2
We recording?
I'm cancerous
So when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death and I choked you again
And break your fuckin' legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit' me, I'm even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally
I get too blunted off the funny home grown
'Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean i lie and get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
Every girl I ever went out with has gone les '
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people
And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date wit' Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill
'Cause I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must of been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed 'em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up in the ozone layer
My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue
Wit' your dead grandmother's corpse then throw it on your porch
Jumped into a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on
And beat Fog Horn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, wit' deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother are you there, I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head wit that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain
That I just severed a main vein
With a chainsaw and I'm in pain
I take a breather and sigh
Either I'm high, or I'm nuts
'Cause if you ain't even in this room neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then It's probably obvious that I got it on with her
'Cause when I drop it off with this solo shit it's over with
I bought cages tape opened it and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake I-D
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I've been with ten women who got H-I-V
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I tied a rope around my penis then I jumped from a tree
You probably want to grow up and be just like me
Cousy averaged 15.2ppg in college. London Perrantes averaged 8.9ppg in college. You can’t say that Bob Cousy is a wannabe London Perrantes when Cousy played not only before Perrantes, but was a better player in both college and the pros.
Ah, so Manu Ginobili went to college in America. Dirk Nowitzki was drafted out of college. LEBRON JAMES was drafted out of college. Moses Malone was a college player.
Cousy was the first guy to realize that Wilt was a ballhog and that Russell was way better as a teamplayer, considering that basketball is about teamplaying.
I got the card for just 2400 MT also and he kicks ass in my team
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Love the realism in this card. I remember that Dirk like fadeaway of his!
I miss when cards had weaknesses and players felt unique instead of it just being a reskin of the same player with max 3 and D and full of Hof badges.
same picture same trash unusable card
Grandpa: I hate today's NBA and the fact that they made a stupid game is just...
Me: Grandpa Bob Cousey is in the game!
*Grandpa loses cane and rushes over, beats me by 30 with Bob Cousey*
Also Grandpa: That's how the NBA should be
*Playing 2k*
Grampa: "Damn millennials, always on their new fangled gadgets!"
Me: "I got Bill Russell"
Grampa:*Plays me gets 20 blocks and 50 rebounds with Bill*
"The NBA is so soft Bill would tear these new players apart! Defense is forgotten! The three is evil! The post is a forgotten art!"
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uh
lmao
Why did I laugh? :D
I'm using Mark Price as my backup PG. Not playing 5 out or cheesing too much. I have Bill Russell and Bob has HOF Dimer. Just check the duo and you'll understand why this card is going to be a beast.
L
99 3 ball with duo but he didn't play with a 3 point line
would you use a PG with a 3 ball 60 or less?
LMAOOOO
21 Flashy Pass Tendency is absolutely the stupidest thing I have ever seen
He is an underrated PG all time
how?
He’s trash
Your trash bitch. Did you ever see him play?
how does this man have hof limitless when there wasn't even range
Because even though they didn't have a 3point line he still would shoot from where it would be and beyond.
Literally his best skill was flashy passing. Some might even say he pioneered it. And they gave him only a 21 Flashy Pass tendency. Wow, 2k. Good job being accurate.
Idk why he’s only 30k dudes a beast
80 dunk tendency means that this 6'1" pasty white boy could dunk
This dude's release is straight money...
This card is sick he can dunk pretty well if and if you have bill Russell it gives bill and 80 open three 85 contested three and 95 open mid 90 contested mid. Makes him unstoppable
The only good Point guard in Celtics history besides Kyrie, Isaiah, and Rondo
Dennis Johnson dumbass
Kyrie over rated af. Borderline top 5 PG in the NBA
Also add Rozier in there too
flashy passer gold?
whats with the three point stats being so high when they did not even have a three point line in the NBA yet
because us myteam players dont want a PG with a 50 3 ball :)
This card is worth it just for the duo with Bill Russell look at his stats
So with the dynamic duo Bill Russell gets a +50 to the 3 ball... why not give this guy a +70 on low post defense and driving dunk?!
Wait
Mic check 1, 2
We recording?
I'm cancerous
So when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death and I choked you again
And break your fuckin' legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit' me, I'm even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally
I get too blunted off the funny home grown
'Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean i lie and get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
Every girl I ever went out with has gone les '
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people
And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date wit' Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill
'Cause I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must of been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed 'em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up in the ozone layer
My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue
Wit' your dead grandmother's corpse then throw it on your porch
Jumped into a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on
And beat Fog Horn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, wit' deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother are you there, I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head wit that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain
That I just severed a main vein
With a chainsaw and I'm in pain
I take a breather and sigh
Either I'm high, or I'm nuts
'Cause if you ain't even in this room neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then It's probably obvious that I got it on with her
'Cause when I drop it off with this solo shit it's over with
I bought cages tape opened it and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake I-D
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I've been with ten women who got H-I-V
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me
I tied a rope around my penis then I jumped from a tree
You probably want to grow up and be just like me
they didnt even have a 3 pt bra
Wannabe London Perrantes
Because the D-League Cavs player is better than the 1st-ballot HoFer.
He went to holy cross, L
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Perrantes was GOATing in college, Cousy wasn't. You don't even have a pfp
Cousy averaged 15.2ppg in college. London Perrantes averaged 8.9ppg in college. You can’t say that Bob Cousy is a wannabe London Perrantes when Cousy played not only before Perrantes, but was a better player in both college and the pros.
Cousy never played for Virginia so he is automatically trash
Your logic every time.
It's true
Prove it.
Ralph Sampson, Malcolm Brogdon
That’s not proof. Cousy>Sampson+Brogdon.
Sampson is better, tf
How?
Sampson is one of the best college players of all-time. Bias aside, he was 7'4 with a 40 inch vertical with a massive wingspan
College, college, college...give me proof from the NBA, where it matters most.
Oh you mean the league full of stat padders, predictable outcomes, and games that last way too long.
Go somewhere else with your college. This is a website based off of a video game, based off of the NBA.
The NBA is fake, it's just a bunch of college players
Ah, so Manu Ginobili went to college in America. Dirk Nowitzki was drafted out of college. LEBRON JAMES was drafted out of college. Moses Malone was a college player.
Is that true?
Yep!
Lol
Bruh, this brings back memories of that trash amethyst in 2k16 that everyone would pull, and that 93 Ovr gauntlet reward.
the ruby card had super good stats but played horribly. probably the same for this.
Nope, this card played fantastic with 3 release and passing
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he looks like somebody's mad dad
And the worst diamond is back!
60 driving dunk and 80 tendency.........sleep
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I never expected a 6'1 guy to give that high stats on his fadeaway
Who would ever use this when that Stockton card just dropped and has a duo that makes Malone a friggn PD... just illogical
the price will be cheaper
any suggestions? http://2kmtcentral.com/18/lineups/156214/2k18-myteam
http://2kmtcentral.com/18/lineups/427267/suggestions
Cousy was the first guy to realize that Wilt was a ballhog and that Russell was way better as a teamplayer, considering that basketball is about teamplaying.
I got the card for just 2400 MT also and he kicks ass in my team
Wilt stopped being '60s Westbrook and started being a team player on the Lakers.
http://2kmtcentral.com/18/lineups/427622/nba-2k18-myteam-lineup
Give me suggestions please I honestly think its pretty solid but I want input!