Today’s question is: What’s your scariest Near-Death experience?
Submitted by @Labrawn
i almost got hit by a truck cause the prick wasn't paying attention
Taking my Calculus Final
Results: I am pleased to announce that the winner of Day 5 is... @TylertheHunter after being shot in Chiraq
Congrats on still being alive.
I was shot at thankfully wasnt hit
Respect you man
Probably when I was born. I had a problem with me and the doctors couldn't find out what it was. Turned out i was born with only one kidney
Geez that’s odd
Getting a third head surgery (and also being shot at in Chiraq)
Pneumonia when I was 2
Sorry I’m retarded, what’s Pneumonia?
it’s smth with the lungs
- I wasn’t crying when I was born and the doctors just gave up and thought I was ded lol if my parents believed them then I’d be buried alive
- When I was 4, I almost ran into a moving van but I was fast enough to get past it
- My arm got stuck on an elevator twice and luckily they got it out
- My uncle got so mad at me once he almost threw a knife at me
- And the events leading up to MY SURGERY
- Seeing my fuckin math teacher everyday kills me too
Gah damn, your uncle is crazy
I'll set the scene:
in DC for a few days, leaving the Lincoln Memorial, there was a storm and I almost got struck by lightning, I moved my leg away milliseconds before it hit, I paused for a second, realizing if I moved my leg away EVEN A LITTLE LATER, I would've been struck by lightning
I also almost drowned once
Dang, that must’ve been freaky
well i've cracked my head open 3 times
once when i was like 5 i missed the step when getting into my minivan.
once when i was like 8 i was racing my brother down the stairs then like fell when there were still like 15 more.
once when i was like 11 i tripped over a hockey stick in my basement and hit my head on the grand piano
all these resulted in a cracked head and me getting rushed to the hospital
Looks like you should watch your step every three years then
lol im 14 rn soooooo
wear a helmet everywhere you go dude
Being about a step away from walking into the path of a bus.
That’s why you always check the road before crossing
Don't have a lot, but here are some I remember.
1.Ran into the snow with my diaper on. Nothing else. (was completely fine, my bro found me in like 2-5 minutes, this is more comic relief if anything)
2.Lady cut in front of my mom, and if my mom didn't brake, she would've hit the car.
3.Not me, but my bro ended up spilling boiling hot water on his leg, and got 1st or 2nd degree burns.
4.One day, in like 2010-2011, I just started puking. Again, not deathly, but anytime I'd walk, vomit came out of me. My dad took me to the hospital, and after that, I was good.
I have more, but don't like talking about my whole family.
Lmao... RAN INTO THE SNOW WITH MY DIAPER ON
I was like 2-3 years old, with my sister (who's like 5) and my bro was picking my other bro up from school. He saw me, and was like WTF
I can see why
lol, didn't want to tell sad stories, since I'd rather not upset people.
All good bro
yeah I've got some sad ones if you are interested
Yea, DM them if you want
I was born 16 weeks early so I've had plenty of near death situations, but most of them happened before I was six months old so I don't remember them.
I guess I'd have to go with the time I almost got decapitated by a tree. So I was kayaking on a river with a big group, and there was this fallen tree on the right side, where there were some rapids. Now, everyone else managed to stay on the left side of the river as we were coming around this bend towards the tree, but i was caught up by the rapids and headed straight for the tree going pretty damn fast.
If I hadn't ducked into my kayak I would have smacked my face into the tree, which had pointy broken branches all over it. I might not have died, but I could have pretty easily been paralyzed.
Another time on the same trip I almost drowned because there was a DIFFERENT tree which was almost entirely underwater, but enough was above the water that when I went over it my kayak flipped.
And they say that trees are good for lol
A gay guy rubbed me I swear
I shit and pissed myself
It was like r Kelly asking if he can use u as a bathroom
It’s not near death though
I know but still scary for me