'95 Michael Jordan opal card
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'95 Michael Jordan

Premium / Signature Limited


General information

Position
SG / SF
Added
May 3rd
Height
6'6" (198cm)
Weight
195lbs (88kg)
Age
32
Nickname
MJ
Plays
Isolation Mid Range Cutter

Hot Zones

Badges

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'95 Michael Jordan opal card

99 Overall

99 Outside scoring

  • 99 Open shot mid
  • 99 Contested shot mid
  • 99 Off dribble shot mid
  • 99 Open shot 3pt
  • 99 Contested shot 3pt
  • 99 Off dribble shot 3pt
  • 99 Shot IQ
  • 99 Free throw
  • 99 Offensive consistency

99 Inside scoring

  • 99 Shot close
  • 99 Standing layup
  • 99 Driving layup
  • 99 Standing dunk
  • 99 Driving dunk
  • 99 Contact dunk
  • 99 Draw foul
  • 99 Post control
  • 99 Post hook
  • 99 Post fadeaway
  • 99 Hands

99 Athleticism

  • 99 Speed
  • 99 Acceleration
  • 99 Vertical
  • 99 Strength
  • 99 Stamina
  • 99 Hustle
  • 99 Overall durability

99 Playmaking

  • 99 Speed with ball
  • 99 Ball control
  • 99 Passing accuracy
  • 99 Passing vision
  • 99 Passing IQ

99 Defending

  • 99 On-ball defense IQ
  • 99 Low post defense IQ
  • 99 Help defense IQ
  • 99 Pick & roll defense IQ
  • 99 Lateral quickness
  • 99 Pass perception
  • 99 Reaction time
  • 99 Steal
  • 99 Block
  • 99 Shot contest
  • 99 Defensive consistency

99 Rebounding

  • 99 Offensive rebound
  • 99 Defensive rebound
  • 99 Boxout
  • 4554 Total attr.

Outside Scoring

Corner Specialist

Known for his ability to knock down threes from the corner.

Mid-Range Deadeye

Knocks down the contested shots from medium-range at very high percentage.

Deep Range Deadeye

Knocks down contested shots from deep range at a very high percentage.

Limitless Range

Can knock down very deep threes better than most.

Difficult Shots

Known for making tough shots off the dribble.

Pick & Popper

Excels as a pick & pop receiver.

Tireless Scorer

A player who can spend a good deal of energy without losing effectiveness when attempting to score.

Catch & Shoot

Hits stand-still shots off the catch at a high percentage.

Inside Scoring

Acrobat

Can attempt layups with few consequences.

Tear Dropper

Excels at making floaters and runners

Putback King

Known for his ability to score baskets immediately off of offensive rebounds near the hoop.

Relentless Finisher

Takes physical punishment on contact shots near the rim without severely impacting his energy.

Post Spin Technician

Dominates the post with spin and drive moves.

Drop-Stepper

Known for his ability to user the drop step move to his advantage in the post.

Dream-Like Up & Under

Excels at scoring in the post with up and under moves.

Playmaking

Ankle Breaker

Can cause his defender to stumble or fall with his dribble moves.

Flashy Passer

Known for throwing on-point flashy passes to his receivers.

Break Starter

Starts fast breaks with accurate outlet passes.

Pick & Roll Maestro

Throws accurate passes and hits shots off screens at a high percentage while orchestrating a pick & roll.

Lob City Passer

Completes alley-oop passes at a high rate.

Dimer

An elite passer known for hitting teammates in the correct position to score.

Athleticism

Lob City Finisher

Catches and finishes alley-oops better than others.

Posterizer

Will succeed at dunking on opposing defenders more often than others.

One Man Fast Break

Excels at taking the ball coast to coast on a fast break.

Defending

Defensive Stopper

While playing on-ball defense, this badge drops various offensive skills of similarly positioned match-ups.

Charge Card

Adept at placing himself in position to win charge calls.

Pick Dodger

A slithery player who can get around screens easily.

Pick Pocket

Known for his ability to strip the ball from a ball-handler.

Chase Down Artist

Terrific transition shot-blocker.

Rebounding

Hustle Rebounder

An elite rebounder known for chasing rebounds out of his area.

Personality

Alpha Dog

Team leader who takes it upon himself to lead his team to victory.

Clutch Performer

Steps his game up in big games and big moments.

Spark Plug

Comes off the bench or comes out of timeouts making big plays that can energize his teammates.

Championship DNA

Can quickly see where double teams are coming from. Also steps up his game in playoff moments.

Microwave

A player who heats up quicker than most.

Defensive Anchor

Defensive leader who helps his teammates perform better defensively.

Hardened

Will play through fatigue and injury without experiencing a severe drop in skill.

Expressive

Has no problems expressing his feelings.

Dunks

  • 75 Standing dunk
  • 100 Driving dunk
  • 100 Flashy dunk
  • 75 Alley-oop
  • 75 Putback dunk
  • 29 Crash

Layups

  • 75 Standing layup
  • 99 Driving layup
  • 92 Spin layup
  • 98 Hop step layup
  • 97 Euro step layup
  • 97 Floater

Jump shooting

  • 99 Step through shot
  • 30 Shot under basket
  • 90 Shot close
  • 4 Shot close left
  • 4 Shot close middle
  • 5 Shot close right
  • 64 Shot mid
  • 98 Spot up shot mid
  • 40 Off screen shot mid
  • 20 Shot 3pt
  • 40 Spot up shot 3pt
  • 45 Off screen shot 3pt
  • 30 Contested jumper mid
  • 17 Contested jumper 3pt
  • 4 Stepback jumper mid
  • 4 Stepback jumper 3pt
  • 55 Spin jumper
  • 5 Transition pull up 3pt
  • 5 Drive pull up 3pt
  • 11 Drive pull up mid
  • 33 Use glass

Drive setup

  • 69 Triple threat pump fake
  • 93 Triple threat jab step
  • 7 Triple threat idle
  • 99 Triple threat shoot
  • 96 Setup with sizeup
  • 71 Setup with hesitation
  • 2 No setup dribble

Driving

  • 99 Drive
  • 4 Spot up drive
  • 4 Off screen drive
  • 60 Drive right
  • 63 Driving crossover
  • 58 Driving spin
  • 50 Driving step back
  • 10 Driving half spin
  • 30 Driving double crossover
  • 45 Driving behind the back
  • 35 Driving dribble hesitation
  • 70 Driving in and out
  • 90 No driving dribble move
  • 88 Attack strong on drive

Freelance

  • 99 Shoot
  • 99 Touches
  • 33 Roll vs. pop
  • 5 Transition spot up
  • 6 Iso vs. elite defender
  • 5 Iso vs. good defender
  • 10 Iso vs. average defender
  • 4 Iso vs. poor defender
  • 3 Play discipline

Post game

  • 50 Post up
  • 60 Post shimmy shot
  • 60 Post face up
  • 60 Post back down
  • 50 Post aggressive backdown
  • 99 Shoot from post
  • 50 Post hook left
  • 50 Post hook right
  • 50 Post fade left
  • 50 Post fade right
  • 43 Post up and under
  • 25 Post hop shot
  • 25 Post step back shot
  • 50 Post drive
  • 50 Post spin
  • 20 Post drop step
  • 23 Post hop step

Passing

  • 70 Dish to open man
  • 36 Flashy pass
  • 27 Alley oop pass

Defense

  • 98 Pass interception
  • 6 Take charge
  • 98 On-ball steal
  • 40 Contest shot
  • 40 Block shot
  • 45 Foul
  • 17 Hard foul
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30 HOFs

-1, written by Graydog24
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????????

-1, written by kieran2
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GOAT

-2, written by scruz6160
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SICK

-2, written by Drear
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5

GOAT

-3, written by SamuelTheGod
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GOAT

-4, written by Ninjaz
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decent

-6, written by wineman101
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    403

    were in the end game now

    105

    He’s hushing the endgame spoilers

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    57

    Thanos lives
    Thor is slimmer
    Hulk is uncontrollable
    Iron Man lives a healthy life
    Captain America dies

    17

    black widow gets pregnant by thanos...

    1

    lol yup then they have a kid

    -52

    Are you high

    15

    Woosh

    0

    you deserved an upvote

    0

    ?

    1

    you had 3 downvotes

    34

    Howard Potts dies in Endgame :(

    11

    i love you 3000

    0

    Lol this is how u no he watched it

    0

    yes he his

    -66

    Iron Man Kills thanos. and also gets killed in the process. Captain america gets old. Everybody that turned to ash turns back to normal. Thanos dies twice in the movie. The avengers go back in time to collect the different infinity stones. Black widow dies.

    26

    This is why u hav no friends

    -18

    I mean, the film has been out for more than a week now, so I think that everyone who cared about seeing it would have already seen it.

    6

    WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO’S PARENTS WONT LET THEM GO TO THE MOVIE THEATER SO THEY HAVE TO RESORT TO 123MOVIES. i mean, what..... I don’t use 123 movies. Heheheheh..... RUN

    4

    So?

    -3

    I don't mean it as "Spoil whatever goddamn movie you want." I just mean that it's not that big a deal, sure the guy who made the original spoiler comment is a bit of a fuck**rd, but, it's not that big a deal if he spoils a movie that most people who want to see it will have seen it already.

    0

    Ur saying this cause u are jealous for marvel cause u like Batman

    0

    1. Why you reading and replying to this from May wtf.
    2. I do love Batman, I don't reckon you can call yourself a true comic book fan if you don't. So what's your point?

    0

    Idk. Yes I actually love marvel. I’d call my self a superfan.

    0

    he right if you cared enough you would see it. People boutta be complaining bout endgame spoilers in 2026

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    This is why we can’t have nice things

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    52

    Damn 100+ upvotes second time ever lol don’t see that much anymore

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    9

    Fax you really don't. This site was supposed to be dead. The norm is like 60-80 max

    3

    Yeah it’s always good to see it cause it happens so rarely now

    0

    damn i got that to 400+

    0

    400+
    damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    0

    Oh nah you really just dropped your second ever 300 bomb, both on 99 Jordans

    1

    something about 99 MJ cards bring out my best comments

    0

    This is your 3rd 100+ comment looks like

    0

    dont you mean 200?

    0

    close to 200 now

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    4

    u r good at mj comments lol

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    Thanos dies and the Avengers must then kill Noobmaster69

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    2

    watch Opal Lebron come out in few weeks

    1

    congrats on 300 upvotes!! never been done before on a 2k19 card!

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    300 holy god

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    1

    c o n g r a t u r a t i o n

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    i think this is like the 10th most liked comment idk

    0

    Do you like lonzo

    0

    That is very correct.

    0

    OVER RATED

    0

    'No amount of money ever bought a second of time.' - Tony Stark

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    karl anthony towns couldnt do shit against an autistic 5 year old that just got his head gutter stomped

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    0

    Who tf are you

    0

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    0

    excellent analysis sir

    2

    Thank you my good sir

    0
    -2

    KAT sucks

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    0

    You suck

    0

    That's cute

    0

    kat is shittttttttt

    -2

    i am iron man (DIES)

    -2

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    -3

    iron man dies and so does black widow. Everyone else comes back to life accept vision. And Thor is fat now.

    -5

    its not even the end of the playoffs and we have this lmao

    -19

    Not yet we still need a opal GOAT lebron

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    -1

    Jordan curry and my own relative Davis is better

    -2

    never

    187

    NBA 2K19: Endgame

    1

    this finna get 80 upvotes

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    8

    3000

    1

    i love you 3000

    1

    lmao this so subtle

    0

    In teaters tommarrow

    163

    DONNNKEEYYYY KONGGGG

    CCOOOUUUUNNNNTTTRRYYYYYYY

    52

    But first I need to buy some coin

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    4

    Say hello to ... DUFF DAN

    3

    SIIIIIIMPSOOONSSS
    HIIIT AND RUUUUUNNNN

    19

    sadly troydan didnt play it till the very end and he didnt even get to open all of his packs

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    1
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    99 card 30 hof nickname MJ: kobe: nickname: kobe: nickname: kobe

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    1

    who want it with chief Beef

    78

    "Oh shit,here we go again"

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    -3

    Nobody:

    Those kids who just learned what 69 was: oh huhuhuhuh look at how many upvotes he has heheheeh

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    2

    xd I downvoted to see it become 69 xd

    1

    xD dude so funny

    41

    Better than Giannis

    22

    can't replace height

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    2

    Facts. Giannis has the most bs animations in the game.

    6

    I spent the past few months grinding for Giannis. Almost a week after I get him they release this card.

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    0

    there are only 23 of them tho

    -2

    Well put Giannis and Jordan together you dummy

    0

    who did this? two cheat codes in on game and they both opal lol

    0

    What are you talking about? I don’t have Jordan.

    -4

    No but you're having a sook that the Jordan is better than the Giannis, so just get the Jordan and put them together

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    0

    Well hell yeah

    33

    when someone says lebron is the goat

    11

    It's low key Anthony Bennett guys come on

    2

    its acutually greg oden

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    3

    guys what about kwame brown?

    2

    Matthew Dellavadova?

    0

    Gerald Green

    -3

    Gary Payton the Second. Obviously the best

    Show 2 more replies...
    -7

    lebron stans finna downvote

    -21

    ikr its actually KD

    Show 7 replies...
    -7

    Actually it's kareem thank you very much

    5

    Nah nah nah ya'll are wrong, it's Brian Scalabrine!

    1

    Its actually Isaac Bonga

    1

    Actually it’s the white mamba

    -2

    Actually it’s curry

    -1

    Bro it's Giannis ya'll on something.

    2

    its Darko Milicic, tf yall bein dumb for

    24

    Ah Shit, Here We Go Again

    23

    Thanos: This does not put a smile on my face

    The universe is no longer balanced with Galaxy Opal MJ

    5

    Call the Avengers Ronnie, we need to assemble the gems

    14

    Alright who gave MJ the Infinity Gauntlet?

    2
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    to all my fellow troydan watchers, we need to say a few prayers and play alot of DONKEY KONG COUNNNNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYY. and give him money cause his wallet gon need it.

    4

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    3

    we need more than a few prayers we need god to come down to give this card

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    1

    Can't wait for Troydan's pack opening

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    0

    I wonder what he will change his form to

    0

    Hopefully Troy has already opened the packs because by now the 23 cards are probably already pulled.

    8

    people still gonna find a way to go 0/14 with this card

    3

    i got matched against the card and i literally almost made the guy go 0-10 because he was literally the worst 2k player ever and he messaged me and said i was a hacker

    1

    Then get mad saying 2k cheating

    7

    mj telling the little kids who are saying curry is better than mj to stfu

    -1

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    6

    Taking all bets on how much this card will be on the auction.

    Bidding Starts at 2 million MT.

    6

    10-12 million

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    2

    15 mil

    0

    18 million

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    0

    u were right

    0

    I raise your 2 million and Put at 5 million or 200 bucks IRL

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    2 mil thats it??

    0
    4

    What do you think the odds are that you pull signature limited opal MJ

    16

    better chance of winning the lotto

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    0

    you're right

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    3

    2k releases this card

    Opal Giannis: Am I a joke to you?

    3

    @BEANSareDANK WWFDeezNuts is back on this website, help me get rid of him again

    Upvote this comment ifyou want WWFDeezNuts off the website

    2

    it was fun while it lasted boys

    1

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    1

    if i ever go against this card im uninstalling app then selling playstation

    0

    Welcome to the end game

    0

    This will be the most expensive card in the game

    10

    Really I didnt think so. I figured it would be bronze Isaac bonga

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    1

    Issac is a secret 100 Ovr

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    Nobody:

    2K: OK yeah we might get a lot of hate from this but we are putting NBA2K18 MyTeam 99 ovr Michael Jordan into NBA2K19 MyTeam.

    Everybody: Oh shit here we go again, or were in the Endgame now.

    0

    I wish they released promo packs instead

    0

    NO MORE DOODOO ASS ANTETOKOUNMPO

    0

    fuck GO giannis

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    Michael Jordan is just like Jim Gordon.
    on the court he's the warden.

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    Who likes lonzo ball? Who knows Troydan,the youtuber?

    0

    DDDDDDOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKEEEEEEYYYYYY
    KKKKKKOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG

    CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOUUUUNNNNNTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRYYYYY

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    Thanks god there is only 23

    -4

    How do you know there's only 23?

    -1

    People who grinded for Giannis are so salty

    4

    Not really they gonna have 2 all 99s
    But I get what you mean, It costs like 40 million to get GIANNIS MJ gonna be like 5

    -1

    im crying

    -1

    this card deadass has 30 hof badges

    -1

    this great day has come this is the endgame now
    cause I AM JORDAN

    -1

    so your telling me this is going to be auctionable, welp say bye to my moms credit card.

    MOM!!!

    -1

    OH HELL YEA

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    Wow can’t wait to play against this card smh

    -1

    Probs won’t, there’s only 23 of them in total.

    -1

    Yep, this is real

    -1

    I have a bid for 2 Million, 2 million going once, twice....

    Oh we have a bid for 5 million, going once, twice,

    Oooh we have a bid for 12 million, going once, twice, three times, and SOLD to the man who goes by Troy Daddy.

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    G.O.A.T

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    Unlimited ain't safe anymore

    -1

    Wow already with the a 99 stats come on.

    -1

    gimme the motherfucking card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -1

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    2k19 is officially dead.

    -1

    why 2 opals though?

    -1

    You don't want to know what I would do for this card

    -1

    Bro got all the stones

    -1

    Holy Mother of GOAT!!!!!!!!

    1

    The mass downvoting wow, ok then...

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    1

    MTCentral should do what Youtube did awhile back where only upvotes count cuz ppl (mainly kids) do it just to do it

    0

    Downvoting is the equivalent of trolling, but much less time consuming

    -1

    And now im not playing MyTeam anymore, the end has begun

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    30 HOF!

    -1

    This is just fucking stupid.

    -1

    Nobody more deserving of this card, change my mind

    -1

    THIS IS THE ENDGAME...

    -1

    [Deleted]

    -1

    the game is broke now. time to play mycareer

    -1

    people gonna get this card and STILL find ways to lose

    -1

    R.I.P. TO MY CREDIT SCORE

    -1
    -1

    The end of all of us basketball fans

    -1

    Ya and there's absolutely no way I'm getting 2k20

    -1

    2k so lazy we don't even have different year players like before same with different overall and added HOF badges

    -1

    ah this card is going to matchup great with my amythest lineup in triple threat! cant wait!

    -1

    Hot Zones tell the whole story XD

    -1

    Wonder what troydan will dress as to pull it

    -1

    *spends $3000*

    Gets ruby MJ

    0

    No ruby MJ tho

    -1

    Perfectly unbalanced, as nothing should be

    -1

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    The fucking goat !!!!!

    -1

    PD Jordan 2.0 lmao
    https://2kmtcentral.com/19/lineups/85005/toxictiger777s-lineup-ps4
    Who should I add? Thinking of replacing Harris cuz he is ASS

    -1

    This better than the Giannis lol

    -1

    BETTER THAN GIANNIS

    -1

    This one is perfect but why is it in second lol

    -1

    All 99's
    wowwwwwwwwwwwww

    -1

    Issac bonga needs a galaxy opal

    -1

    Well shit, this gonna be fun to go up against

    -1

    Kinda wish they had him shrugging in this card

    -1

    Here we go again like last year

    -1

    suggestions plz just check my account

    -1

    I'm absolutely SHOCKED 2k actually gave us good cards without messing something up. (Nevermind servers have been garbage today)

    -1

    I think the only badge he doesn't have is rim protector (correct me if I'm wrong)

    -1

    Anyone actually pull this card here?

    -1

    In endgame thanos dates Dr. Phill

    -1

    Yo what the fuck

    -1

    lets watch troydan spend thousands of dollars to get opal MJ lol

    -1

    Can someone tell me how these cards affected the market??

    -1

    I NEED IT

    -1

    ALL 99 STAts isint the signiture blue and why is it cencord copyright?

    -1

    WHAT If Ronnie 2K was born in 2019 lol 2k would been born in 2039 prob lol

    -1

    MJ gonna be fire doe

    -1

    Fans: We need a Wall, a DMC, Nash, a good Kidd, Embiid, KAT, McCollum, and a Jerry West

    2k: here’s five Michael Jordans to add onto the three you have

    -1

    thanos wins this time...

    -1

    need help on my lineup!

    -1

    haha this is why this game is made for 12 year olds now

    -1

    O shit. MyTeam is gonna be crazy now.

    -1

    Da best now

    -1

    Batman is not in endgame

    -1

    This card sucks

    -1
    -1

    https://2kmtcentral.com/19/lineups/384728/my-custom-card-collection

    Click the links to view the cards or just click my profile and Yadi yadi ya

    -1
    -1

    So this is the MF that thinks he´s better than lavar huh?

    -1

    are you serious? a freaking 99 every where

    -1

    like for good pack luck

    -1

    Wow, I’m surprised there’s not a TDIH card 2day for “The Shot”

    -1

    everyone gonna ignore they did this with 99 PDs with LeBron and MJ in 2K18?
    They copy and paste this bruh

    -1

    When a card has 30 hof badges but there’s only 32 in the game

    -1

    LITERALLY THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE CARD TO PULL!
    1 OF FUCKING 23 2K?! FOR A FUCKING PUN? IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!

    -1

    Marlin: Wow.
    Coral: Mmm.
    Marlin: Wow.
    Coral: Mm-hmm.
    Marlin: Wow.
    Coral: Yes, Marlin. No, I see it. It's beautiful.
    Marlin: So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you'd get the whole ocean, did you? Huh? [Sighs] Oh, yeah. A fish can breathe out here. Did your man deliever, or did he deliver?
    Coral: My man delivered.
    Marlin: And it wasn't so easy.
    Coral: Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place.
    Marlin: You better believe they did, every single one of them.
    Coral: Mm-hmm. You did good. And the neighborhood is awesome.
    [Chattering and laughing]
    [Snipping]
    Marlin: So, you do like it, don't you?
    Coral: No, no, no. I do, I do. I really do like it. But, Marlin, I know that the drop off is desirable, with the great schools and the amazing view, but do we really need so much space?
    Marlin: Coral, honey, these are our kids we're talking about. They deserve the best. Look, look, look. They'll wake up, poke their little heads out, and they see a whale! You see right by their bedroom window.
    Coral: Shh! You're gonna wake the kids.
    Marlin: Oh, right, right.
    Coral: Aw, look. They're dreaming. We still have to name them.
    Marlin: You want to name all of them right now? All right, we'll name uh, this half Marlin Junior, and this half Coral Junior. OK, we're done.
    Coral: I like Nemo.
    Marlin: Nemo. We'll name one Nemo, but I'd like most of them to be Marlin Junior.
    Coral: Just think, in a couple of days, we're going to be parents.
    Marlin: Yeah. What if they don't like me?
    Coral: Marlin.
    Marlin: No, really.
    Coral: There's over 400 eggs. Odds are, one of them is bound to like you. What?
    Marlin: You remember how we met?
    Coral: Well, I try not to.
    Marlin: Well, I remember. "Excuse me, miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?"
    Coral: Marlin!
    Marlin: You got a little closer because it was wiggling.
    Coral: Get away, get away!
    Marlin: Here he is. Cutie's here. Where did everybody go?
    [Breathing heavily]
    [Marlin gasps]
    Marlin: Coral, get inside the house, Coral. No, Coral, don't. They'll be fine. Just get inside-- You, right now.
    [Roars]
    Marlin: No! Ow! [Gasps] Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
    [Roar echoes]
    [Dramatic music playing]
    [Marlin mutters]
    Marlin: Coral! [Panting] Coral? Coral? [Gasps] Coral? Coral? Coral? [Crying] Oh! Ohh. There, there, there. It's OK. Daddy's here. Daddy's got you. I promise, I will never let anything happen to you: Nemo.
    Nemo: [Offscreen] First day of school! Wake up, wake up! Come on. First day of school.
    Marlin: I don't want to go to school, five more minutes.
    Nemo: Not you, Dad, me.
    Marlin: OK. Huh?
    Nemo: Get up, get up. It's time for school, time for school, it's time for school, time for school.
    Marlin: All right, I'm up.
    Nemo: Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Whoa!
    [Thud]
    Marlin: Nemo!
    Nemo: First day of school!
    Marlin: Nemo, don't move. Don't move.
    Nemo: Unh! Unh!
    Marlin: You'll never get out of there yourself. I'll do it. Unh!
    [Pop]
    Marlin: All right, where's the break? You feel a break?
    Nemo: No.
    Marlin: Sometimes you can't tell 'cause fluid rushes to the area. Now any rushing fluids?
    Nemo: No.
    Marlin: Are you woozy?
    Nemo: No.
    Marlin: How many stripes do I have?
    Nemo: I'm fine.
    Marlin: Answer the stripe question.
    Nemo: Three.
    Marlin: No! See? Something's wrong with you. I have one, two, three-- That's all I have? You're OK. How's the lucky fin?
    Nemo: Lucky.
    Marlin: Let's see.
    [Grunts]
    Marlin: Are you sure you want to go to school this year? Cause it’s just fine if you don't. You can wait 5 or 6 years.
    Nemo: Come on, Dad, it's time for school.
    Marlin: Uhh, uhh, uhh, forgot to brush.
    Nemo: Ohh.
    Marlin: Do you want this anemone to sting you?
    Nemo: Yes.
    Marlin: Brush.
    Nemo: OK, I'm done.
    Marlin: Ah, you missed a spot.
    Nemo: Where?
    Marlin: There. Ha ha! Right there. And here and there.
    [Music playing]
    Marlin: All right, we're excited. The first day of school. Here we go. We're ready to learn to get some knowledge. Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?
    Nemo: It's not safe.
    Marlin: That's my boy. First, we check to see that the coast is clear. We go out, and back in. And then we go out, and back in. And then one more time, out and back in. And sometimes, if you want to do it four times--
    Nemo: Dad...
    Marlin: All right, come on, boy.
    Nemo: Maybe while I'm at school, I'll see a shark.
    Marlin: I highly doubt that.
    Nemo: Have you ever met a shark?
    Marlin: No, and I don't plan to.
    Nemo: How old are sea turtles?
    Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know.
    Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says that sea turtles live to be about 100 years old.
    Marlin: You know what, if I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him. After I'm done talking to the shark, OK? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, wait to cross. Hold my fin. Hold my fin.
    Nemo: Dad, you're not going to freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?
    Marlin: [Offscreen] Hey, that snail was about to charge. Hmm. I wonder where we're supposed to go.
    All: Bye, Mom!
    Mom: I'll pick you up after school.
    Crab: Ha ha! Come on, you guys, stop it! Give it back!
    Marlin: Come on, we'll try over there.
    [Laughing]
    Marlin: Excuse me, is this where we meet his teacher?
    Bob: Well, look who's out of the anemone.
    Marlin: Yes. Shocking, I know.
    Bob: Marty, right?
    Marlin: Marlin.
    Bob: Bob.
    Ted: Ted.
    Bill: Bill. Hey, you're a clownfish. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke.
    Ted: Yeah.
    Bill: Yeah.
    Marlin: Well, actually, that's a common misconception. Clownfish are no funnier than any other fish.
    Bill: Aw. Come on, clownie.
    Ted: Yeah, do something funny.
    Bob: Yeah.
    Marlin: All right, I know one joke. There's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea-- He doesn't walk up, he swims up. Actually, the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place, and then the sea cucmber... Well, they--I'm mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I--
    Bob: Sheldon! Get out of Mr. Johannsen's yard now!
    Sheldon: Whoa!
    Mr. Johanson: All right, you kids! Ooh, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Ooh, where'd you go?
    Marlin: Dad. Dad, can I go play, too? Can I?
    Marlin: I would feel better if you'd go play over on the sponge beds.
    [Squishing]
    [Thud]
    [Cries]
    Marlin: That's where I would play.
    [Laughing]
    Pearl: What's wrong with his fun?
    Tad: He looks funny.
    Sheldon: Ow! Hey, what'd I do? What'd I do?
    Bob: Be nice. It's his first time at school.
    Marlin: He was born with it, kids. We call it his lucky fin.
    Nemo: Dad...
    Pearl: See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell. Especially when I twirl them like this.
    Sheldon: I'm H-2-O intolerant. Ah-choo!
    Tad: I'm obnoxious.
    Mr. Ray: ♪ Oh! Let's name the zones, the zones, the zones. Let's name the zones of the open sea! ♪
    Kids: Mr. Ray!
    Sheldon: Come on, Nemo.
    Marlin: Oh. You better stay with me.
    Mr. Ray: ♪ Mesopelagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic, all the rest are too deep for you and me to see! ♪ Huh. I wonder where my class has gone?
    All: We're under here!
    Mr. Ray: Oh, there you are. Climb aboard, explorers. ♪ Oh, knowledge exploring is, oh, so lyrical, when you think thoughts that are empirical. ♪
    Nemo: Dad, you can go now.
    Mr. Ray: Hello. Who is this?
    Nemo: I'm Nemo.
    Mr. Ray: Well, Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question.
    Nemo: OK.
    Mr. Ray: You live in what kind of home?
    Nemo: An anemon-none. A nemenem-menome.
    Mr. Ray: OK, OK, don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorers.
    Marlin: Just so you know, he's got a little fin. I find he's having trouble swimming, I let him take a break, 10, 15 minutes.
    Nemo: [Offsceeen] Dad, it's time for you to go now.
    Mr. Ray: Don't worry. We're gonna stay together as a group. OK, class, optical orbits up front. And remember, we keep our supraesophogeal ganglion to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.
    Jimmy: [Offscreen] Aw, man!
    Marlin: Bye, Nemo!
    Nemo: Bye, Dad!
    Marlin: Bye, son! Be safe.
    Bob: Hey, you're doing pretty well for a first-timer.
    Marlin: Well, you can't hold on to them forever, can you?
    Bill: I had a tough time with my oldest out at the drop off.
    Marlin: They just got to grow up-- The drop off? They're going to the drop off? What are you, insane? Why don't we just fry them up now and serve them with chips?
    Bob: Hey, Marty, calm down!
    Marlin: Don't tell me to be calm, pony boy!
    Bob: Pony boy?
    Bill: For a clownfish, he really isn't that funny.
    Ted: Pity.
    Mr. Ray: ♪ Oh! Let's name the species, the species, the species! Let's name the species that live in the sea! ♪
    Nemo: [Offscreen] Whoa.
    Mr. Ray: ♪ There's porifera, coelenterata, hydrosa, scyphoza, anthozoa, ctenophora, bryozoas, three! Gastropoda, arthropoda, echinoderma, and some fish like you and me! ♪ Come on, sing with me. ♪ Oh! ♪ [Continues singing indisitinctly]
    [Dramatic music playing]
    Mr. Ray: Just the girls this time. ♪ Oh, seaweed is cool, seaweed is fun, it makes it ls food. ♪ OK, the drop off. All right, kids, feel free to explore, but stay close. [Gasps] Stromalitic cyanobacteria! Gather.
    [All gasp]
    Mr. Ray: An entire ecosystem contained in one infintesimal speck. There are as many protein pairs contained in this...
    Tad: Come on, let's go.
    Mr. Ray: Come on, sing with me! ♪ There's porifera, coelenterata, hydrozoa, scyphoza, anthozoa, ctemopora, bryozoas, three. ♪
    Nemo: Hey, guys, wait up! Whoa. Cool.
    Tad: Saved your life!
    Pearl: Aw, you guys made me ink!
    [Both laugh]
    Nemo: What's that?
    Tad: [Offscreen] I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He said it was called a butt.
    Nemo: Whoa.
    Pearl: Wow. That's a pretty big butt.
    [Water bubbles]
    Sheldon: Oh, look at me. I'm going to go touch the butt. Ah-choo! Whoa!
    Kids: Ha ha ha!
    Sheldon: Oh, yeah? Let's see you get closer.
    Pearl: OK. Beat that!
    Tad: Come on, Nemo! How far can you go?
    Nemo: Um, my dad says it's not safe.
    Marlin: Nemo! No!
    Nemo: Dad?
    Marlin: You were about to swim into open water!
    Nemo: No, I wasn't gonna go!
    Marlin: Just a good thing I was here. If I hadn't shown up--
    Pearl: Sir, he wasn't gonna go!
    Tad: Yeah, he was too afraid!
    Nemo: No, I wasn't!
    Marlin: This does not concern you, kids, and you're lucky I don't tell your parents who were out there. You know you can't swim well!
    Nemo: I can swim fine, Dad, OK?
    Marlin: No, it's not OK. You shouldn't be anymore near here. OK, I was right. You know what? You'll start school in a year or two.
    Nemo: No, Dad! Just because you're scared of the ocean--
    Marlin: Clearly, you're not ready, and you're not coming back until you are. You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo!
    Nemo: I hate you.
    Mr. Ray: ♪ There's... ♪ Nothing to see. Gather. Over there. Excuse me. Is there anything I can do? I am a scientist, sir. Is there any problem?
    Marlin: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt things. He isn't a good swimmer, and it's a little too soon for him to be out here usupervised.
    Mr. Ray: [Offscreen] Well, I can assure you, he's quite safe with me.
    Marlin: [Offscreen] I'm sure he is, but you have a large class, and he can get lost from sight if you're not looking. I'm not saying you're not looking.
    Becky: Oh, my gosh! Nemo's swimming out to sea!
    Marlin: [Gasps] Nemo! What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there, and I'm gonna have to get you before another fish does! Get back here! I said get back here now! Stop! You take one more move, mister... Don't! Don't you dare! If you put one fin on that boat... Are you listening to me? Don't touch the bo--Nemo!
    Tad: [Whispering] He touched the butt!
    Marlin: You just paddle your little tail right back here, Nemo! That's right! You are in big trouble, young man! Do you hear me? Big...
    [Respirator hisses]
    Marlin: Big...
    Pearl: Aah!
    Nemo: [Gasps] Aah! Daddy! Help me!
    Marlin: I'm coming, Nemo! [Gasps]
    Pearl: Aah!
    Mr. Ray: Get under me, kids!
    Nemo: Aah! Oh! No! Dad! Daddy!
    Marlin: [Panting] Oh! Nemo! [Panting] Unh. Nemo! Nemo, no! Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No! [Panting] No! Aah! Uhh. [Panting] Nemo! Nemo!
    [Dramatic music playing]
    [Moaning]
    Diver: Whoa! Hold on!
    [Marlin panting]
    Marlin: Oh, no. No. No, it's gone! It's gone! No, no, it can't be gone! No, no! Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No! [Inhales] Nemo! Nemo! No! No, please, no! No, no! [Panting] Has anybody seen a boat? Please! A white boat! They took my son! My son! Help me, please.
    Dory: Look out!
    Marlin: What?
    Marlin: Ooh. Ohh.
    Dory: Ohh. Oh, oh. Sorry. I didn't see you. Sir? Are you OK?
    Marlin: He's gone, he's gone.
    Dory: There, there. It's all right.
    Marlin: He's gone.
    Dory: It'll be OK.
    Marlin: No, no. They took him away! I have to find the boat!
    Dory: A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat!
    Marlin: You have?
    Dory: It passed by not too long ago.
    Marlin: A white one?
    Dory: Hi. I'm Dory.
    Marlin: Where? Which way?
    Dory: Oh, oh, oh. It went, um, this way! It went this way! Follow me!
    Marlin: Thank you! Thank you, thank you so much!
    Dory: No problem.
    [Dramatic music playing]
    Marlin: [Panting, offscreen] Hey... Wait!
    Dory: Will you quit it?
    Marlin: What?
    Dory: I'm trying to swim here. What ocean isn't big enough for you or some like that? You got a problem, buddy? Huh? Huh? Do you? Do you? Do you? You want a piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared, now! What?
    Marlin: Wait a minute.
    Dory: Stop following me, OK?
    Marlin: What are you talking about? You're showing me which way the boat went!
    Dory: A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat! It passed by not too long ago. It went um, this way! It went this way! Follow me!
    Marlin: Wait a minute, wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the boat was going!
    Dory: I did? Oh, no.
    Marlin: If this is some kind practical joke, it's not funny. And I know funny. I'm a clownfish.
    Dory: No, it's not. I know it's not. I'm... I'm so sorry. See, I... I suffer from short-term memory loss.
    Marlin: Short-term memory loss. I don't believe this.
    Dory: No, it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Well, I mean, at least, I think it does. Um, hmm. Where are they? Can I help you?
    Marlin: Something's wrong with you, really. You're wating my time. I have to find my son. [Gasps]
    Bruce: Hello.
    Marlin: Ohh.
    Dory: Well, hi!
    Bruce: Name's Bruce. It's all right. I understand. Why trust a shark, right? [Laughs]
    Bruce: So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late, eh?
    Marlin: Nothing. We're not doing anything. We're not even out.
    Bruce: Great! Then how'd you morsels like to come to a little get-together I'm having?
    Dory: You mean, like a party?
    Bruce: Yeah, right. A party. What do you say?
    Dory: Oh, I love parties. That sounds like fun.
    Marlin: You know, parties are fun, and it's tempting, but we can't--
    Bruce: Oh, come on, I insist.
    Marlin: [Offscreen] OK. That's all that matters.
    Dory: [Offscreen] Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
    Bruce: [Offscreen] Ha ha ha ha! Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop.
    [Dramatic music playing]
    Marlin: [Gasps, offscreen] Oh. Ohh.
    Bruce: Anchor! Chum!
    Anchor: There you are, Bruce. Finally.
    Bruce: We got company.
    Anchor: Well, it's about time, mate.
    Chum: We've already gone through the snacks, and I'm still starving.
    Anchor: We almost had a feeding frenzy.
    Chum: Come on, let's get this over with.
    [Bell rings]
    Bruce: [Offscreen] Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.
    All: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
    Anchor: Except stinkin' dolphins.
    Chum: Dolphins? Yeah. They think they're so cute. "Oh, look at me. I'm a flippin' little dolphin. Let me flip for you. Ain't I something?"
    Bruce: Right, then. Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a Fish Friend. Now, do you all have your friends?
    Anchor: Got mine.
    [Hyperventilating]
    Dory: Hey, there.
    Bruce: How about you, Chum?
    Chum: Oh, I...seem to have misplaced my friend.
    [Marlin gasps]
    Bruce: [Offscreen] That's all right, Chum. I had a feeling this would be a difficult step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.
    Chum: Oh, thanks, mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?
    Bruce: [Offscreen] I'll start the testimonies. Hello. My name is Bruce.
    Both: Hello, Bruce.
    Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish. On my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
    Chum: You're an inspiration to all of us!
    Anchor: Amen.
    [Grunts]
    Bruce: Right, then. Who's next?
    Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, oh, oh. Pick me, pick me, pick me.
    Bruce: Yes. The little Sheila down the front.
    Dory: Whoo!
    Bruce: Come on up here.
    Dory: Hi. I'm Dory.
    All: Hello, Dory.
    Dory: And, uh, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.
    Chum: Hey, that's incredible.
    Bruce: Good on you, mate.
    Dory: [Sighs] I'm glad that I got that off my chest.
    Bruce: All right, anyone else? Hello, how about you, mate? What's your problem?
    Marlin: [Offscreen] Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.
    Bruce: Oh, OK.
    All: Denial.
    Marlin: Aah!
    Bruce: [Offscreen] Just start with your name.
    Marlin: OK. Uh, hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish.
    Chum: A clownfish? Really?
    Bruce: Go on! Tell us a joke!
    Chum: Oh, I love jokes!
    Marlin: Well, I actually do know one that's pretty good. Um, there was this mollusk, and he walks up to sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks, so the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
    [Dramatic music playing]
    Nemo: [Offscreen] Daddy!
    Marlin: Nemo!
    Chum: Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo! I don't get it.
    Bruce: For a clownfish, he's not that funny.
    Marlin: No, no, no, no. He's my son. He was taken by these divers.
    Dory: [Gasps, offscreen] Oh, my. You poor fish.
    Chum: Humans! Think they own everything.
    Anchor: Probably American!
    Bruce: Now, there is a father-- Looking for his little boy.
    Marlin: [Offscreen] What do these markings mean?
    Bruce: [Sobs] I never knew my father!
    Anchor: Group hug.
    Chum: Come here. We're all mates here, mate.
    Marlin: I can't read human.
    Dory: [Offscreen] Well, then, we got to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look, sharks!
    Marlin: No, no, no, Dory!
    Dory: Hey, guys, guys!
    Marlin: No, no, no, Dory!
    Dory: Hey, that's mine! Give it to me!
    Marlin: Dory!
    Dory: Gimme! Ow!
    Marlin: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you OK?
    Dory: Ow, ow, ow.
    Marlin: I'm so sorry.
    Dory: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?
    Marlin: Ohh.
    Dory: Ow, ow, ow.
    Bruce: Dory, are you OK--Ohh. Ohh, that's good.
    Both: Intervention!
    Bruce: Just a bite!
    Anchor: Hold it together, mate!
    Chum: Remember, Bruce, fish are friends, not food!
    Bruce: Food!
    Marlin: Dory, look out!
    Dory: Aah!
    Bruce: I'm having fish tonight!
    Chum: Remember the steps, mate! Remember the steps!
    Marlin: [Offscreen] Aah! Aah! Whoa!
    Dory: Aah!
    Bruce: Just one bite!
    Both: Aah!
    [Clanking]
    Bruce: G'day. Grr!
    Marlin: There's no way out! There's got to be a way to escape!
    [Clanging]
    Dory: Who is it?
    Marlin: Dory, help me find a way out!
    Dory: Sorry. You'll have to come back later. We're trying to escape!
    [Clang]
    Marlin: OK, there's no way out! There's got to be a way out!
    Dory: Look, here's something. "Es-cap-e." I wonder what that means. It's funny. It's spelled just like the word "escape."
    Marlin: Let's go!
    Dory: Aah!
    Bruce: Here's Brucey!
    Marlin: Wait a minute. You can read?
    Dory: I can read? That's right! I can read!
    Marlin: Well, then, here! Read this now!
    Both: Aah!
    Bruce: Ohh!
    Anchor: He really doesn't mean it, you know! He never even knew his father!
    Chum: [Offscreen] Don't fall off the wagon!
    Both: Aah!
    [Roars]
    Marlin: Oh, no, it's blocked!
    [Grunting]
    Anchor: No, Bruce, focus!
    Chum: Sorry about Bruce, mate!
    Anchor: He's really a nice guy!
    Marlin: I need to get that mask!
    Dory: You want that mask? OK.
    Marlin: No, no, no, no, no, no!
    Dory: Whoo!
    Marlin: Quick, grab the mask! Grab it!
    [Snarls]
    Anchor: Oh, no. Bruce?
    Bruce: [Sniffs] What?
    [Dramatic music playing]
    Bruce: [Gasps] Swim away! Swim away!
    Dory: [Offscreen] Aw, is the party over?
    [Dink, boom]
    [Explosions]
    [Plop]
    Pelican: Nice.
    [Splash]
    Nemo: Dad? [Panting] Daddy? Huh?
    [Dramatic music playing]
    Nemo: Aah! Uhh!
    [Tapping glass]
    Nemo: Uhh! [Panting]
    Dentist: Barbara.
    Barbara: Uh-huh?
    Dentist: Prep for his anterior crown, would you, please? And I'm going to need a few more cotton rolls.
    Barbara: [Offscreen] OK.
    Dentist: Hello, little fella.
    Nemo: Aah!
    Dentist: Heh heh heh! Beauty, isn't he? I found that guy struggling for life out on the reef, and I saved him. So, has that Novocaine kicked in yet?
    Patient: [Offscreen] I think so. We're ready to roll.
    [Gasps]
    Bubbles: Bubbles! [Muttering] My bubbles.
    Peach: He likes bubbles.
    Nemo: Aah! Ohh! No! Uhh!
    [Fish murmuring]
    [Whimpering]
    Jacques: Bonjour.
    Nemo: Aah!
    Bloat: Whoa. Slow down, little fella. There's nothing to worry about.
    Deb: Oh, he's scared to death.
    Nemo: I want to go home. Do you know where my dad is?
    Peach: Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.
    Nemo: Pet store?
    Bloat: Yeah, you know, like, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
    Gurgle: Pet Palace.
    Bubbles: Fish-O-Rama.
    Deb: Mail order.
    Peach: Ebay.
    Gurgle: So, which one is it?
    Nemo: I'm from the ocean.
    Gurgle: Ah, the ocean. The ocean? Aah! Aah! Aah! He hasn't been decontaminated yet. Jacques!
    Jacques: Oui.
    Gurgle: Clean him!
    Jacques: Oui.
    Gurgle: Ocean.
    Jacques: Ooh, la mer. Bon.
    [Accordion music playing]
    Jacques: Voila. He is clean. [Pop]
    Bubbles: Wow. The big blue. What's it like?
    Nemo: Big and blue?
    Bubbles: I knew it.
    Deb: If there's anything you need, just ask your Auntie Deb. That's me. Or if I'm not around, yoh can talk to my sister Flo. Hi. How are you? Don't listen to anything my sister says. She's nuts. Ha ha ha ha!
    Peach: [Muffled] We got a live one.
    Bloat: Can't hear you, Peach.
    Peach: I said we got a live one.
    Bloat: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
    Gurgle: Yes!
    Deb: What do we got?
    Peach: Root canal, and boy the looks of those x-rays, it's nog going to be pretty.
    [Drill whines]
    Patient: Ow!
    Bloat: Robert dam and clamp installed?
    Peach: Yep.
    Gurgle: What did he use to open?
    Peach: Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favore that one lately.
    Deb: Oh, I can't see, Flo.
    Patient: You're getting a little too--Aah!
    Peach: [Offscreen] Now he's doing the Schilder technique.
    Bloat: [Offscreen] He's using a Hedstrom file.
    Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file. That's a K-Flex.
    Bloat: It has a teardrop cross-section. Clearly a Hedstrom.
    Gurgle: No, no, K-Flex.
    Bloat: Hedstrom.
    Gurgle: K-Flex!
    Bloat: Hedstrom! There I go. A little help, over here.
    Deb: [Offscreen] I'll go deflate him.
    [Deflates]
    Dentist: [Offscreen] All right. Go ahead and rinse.
    Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.
    [Thud]
    Peach: Hey, Nigel.
    Nigel: What did I miss in my life?
    Peach: [Offscreen] Root canal, and it's a doozy.
    Nigel: Root canal? What did he use to open?
    Peach: Gater-Glidden drill.
    Nigel: He's been favoring that one. Hope he doesn't get surplus sealer at the portal terminus. Hello. Who's this?
    Deb: New guy. Ha ha ha!
    Gurgle: The dentist took him off the reef.
    Nigel: An outie. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I ever took a snap at you. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.
    Dentist: Hey! No, no, no, no! They're not your fish. They're my fish. Come on, go. Go on, shoo, shoo! Aw, the picture broke. This here's Darla. She's my niece. She's going to be eight this week. Hey, little fella. Say hello to your new mummy. She's gonna be here Friday to pick you up. You're her present. Shh, shh, shh. It's our little secret. Well, Mr. Tucker, while that sets up, I'm going to see a man about a wallaby.
    Bloat: Oh, Darla.
    Nemo: What? What's wrong with her?
    Gurgle: [Offscreen] She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.
    Bubbles: [Offscreen] Poor Chuckles.
    Deb: He was her present last year.
    Bloat: [Offscreen] Hitched a ride on the porcelain express.
    [Toilet flushes]
    Peach: [Offscreen] She's a fish killer!
    Nemo: I can't go with that girl! I have to get back to my dad! Aah! Daddy! Help me!
    Deb: Oh, he's stuck.
    Gill: [Offscreen] Nobody touch him. Nobody touch him.
    [Nemo grunting]
    Nemo: Can you help me?
    Gill: No. You got yourself in there. You can get yourself out.
    Deb: Gill--
    Gill: I want to see him do it. OK? Calm down. Alternate wiggling your fins and your tail.
    Nemo: I can't. I don't have a bad fin.
    Gill: Never stopped me.
    [Dramatic music playing]
    [Gasps]
    Gill: Just think about what you need to do.
    [Grunting]
    Bloat: Come on.
    Gill: Perfect.
    Bubbles: Yay!
    Bloat: You did it!
    Deb: Good squirming. Ha ha ha!
    Peach: Wow. From the ocean, just like you, Gill.
    Gill: Yeah.
    Peach: [Chuckles] I've seen that look before. What are you thinking about?
    Gill: I'm thinking, tonight, we give the kid a proper reception.
    Bloat: So, kid, you got a name or what?
    Nemo: Nemo. I'm Nemo.
    Marlin: Nemo. Nemo.
    [Dory snoring]
    Dory: [Mutters, offscreen] Are you gonna eat that?
    [Metal creaking]
    [Both snoring]
    Dory: Careful with that hanmer.
    Marlin: Huh?
    [Dramatic music playing]
    Marlin: [Panting] No, no. What does it say? Dory!
    Dory: [Offscreen] A sea monkey has my money.
    Marlin: Wake up. Get up. Come on. Get up. Come on!
    Dory: Yes, I'm a natural blue.
    Marlin: Get up!
    Dory: [Offscreen] Look out! Sharks eat fish! Aah!
    Marlin: Dory!
    [Rumbling]
    Dory: Aah!
    Marlin: Aah!
    [Both screaming]
    Dory: [Gasps] Aah!
    [Loud thud]
    [Both coughing]
    Dory: [Offscreen] Wow. Dusty.
    Marlin: [Offscreen] The mask. Where's the mask?
    [Water bubbles]
    Marlin: No! No, not the mask! Get it! Get the mask! Get the mask! Get it! [Panting]
    Dory: [Offscreen] ♪ Hoo doot doo doot doot doo doot. ♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪ La la la la la la. ♪ It just keeps going on, doesn't it? Echo! Echo! Hey, what you doing?
    Marlin: It's gone. I've lost the mask.
    Dory: Did you drop it?
    Marlin: You dropped it! That was my only chance of finding my son. Now it's gone.
    Dory: Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills, when life gets you down, know what you got to do?
    Marlin: I don't want to know.
    Dory: ♪ Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim. ♪
    Marlin: Dory, no singing.
    Dory: ♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim! ♪
    Marlin: See, I'm going to get stuck now with that song. Now it's in my head.
    Dory: Sorry.
    Marlin: Dory, do you see anything?
    Dory: Aah! Something's got me.
    Marlin: That was me. I'm sorry.
    Dory: Who's that?
    Marlin: Who's that? Who could it be? It's me.
    Dory: [Offscreen] Are you my conscience?
    Marlin: [Offscreen] Yeah, yeah. I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
    Dory: Can't complain.
    Marlin: Yeah? Good. Now, Dory, I want you to tell me: Do you see anything?
    Dory: I see a...I see a light.
    Marlin: A light?
    Dory: Yeah. Over there. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
    Marlin: No. I see it, too.
    [Dramatic music playing]
    Marlin: What is it?
    Dory: It's so pretty.
    Marlin: I'm feeling...happy, which is a big deal for me.
    Dory: I want to touch it. Oh.
    Marlin: Oooh.
    Marlin: Hey, come back. Come on back here.
    Dory: ♪ I'm gonna get you. ♪ I'm gonna get you.
    Marlin: I'm gonna swim with you.
    Dory: I'm gonna get you.
    Marlin: ♪ I'm gonna be your best friend. ♪ Good feeling's gone.
    [Roars]
    Dory: Whoa!
    Marlin: Waah! [Screaming] I can't see! I don't know where I'm going!
    Dory: [Offscreen] Haah!
    Marlin: The mask!
    Dory: What mask? OK, I can't see a thing.
    [Roars]
    Marlin: Oh, gee.
    Dory: Hey, loom, a mask.
    Marlin: Read it!
    Dory: [Offscreen] I'm sorry, but if you could just bring a little closer, I kind of need the light. That's great. Keep it right there.
    Marlin: Just read it!
    Dory: OK, OK. Mr. Bossy. Uh, "P." OK. "P. Sher... Sher--P. Sher--" P. Shirley? "P.--"
    [Roars]
    Dory: Oh. The first line's "P. Sherman."
    Marlin: "P. Sherman" doesn't make any sense!
    Dory: [Offscreen] OK. Second line. "42."
    Marlin: [Offscreen] Don't eat me. Don't eat me. Aah!
    [Roars]
    Dory: [Offscreen] Light, please!
    [Muffled screaming]
    Dory: [Offscreen] "Walla--walla--"
    Marlin: [Offscreen] Waah! Waah! Waah!
    Dory: [Offscreen] The second line's "42 Wallaby Way."
    Marlin: [Offscreen] That's great. Just finish up here. Speed read. Take a guess. No pressure. No problem. There's a lot of pressure. Pressure! Take a guess now with pressure!
    Dory: "Sydney"! It's "Sydney"!
    Marlin: Duck!
    Dory: [Offscreen] Aah!
    Marlin: [Offscreen] I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. I died. I'm dead.
    [Groaning]
    [Dramatic music playing]
    [Marlin laughs]
    Marlin: Whoo-hoo! ♪ We did it, we did it! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! No eating here tonight, whoo! ♪
    Both: ♪ Eating here tonight! ♪
    Dory: ♪ No, no, no, eating here tonight! ♪
    Marlin: Dory.
    Dory: ♪ You on a diet. ♪
    Marlin: Dory! So, what did it say? What did the mask say?
    Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. [Gasps] I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time!
    Marlin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Now where is that?
    Dory: I don't know. But who cares? Ha ha! I remembered.
    Anglerfish: Raar!
    Both: Aah!
    Dory: [Offscreen] P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!
    [Ship's horn blows]
    [Buoy rings]
    Jacques: [Offscreen] Psst. Nemo.
    Nemo: [Offscreen] Mmm...
    Jacques: ♪ Nemo. ♪
    Nemo: Huh?
    Jacques: Suivez-moi. Follow me.
    [Dramatic music playing]
    [Fish chanting]
    Fish: [Offscreen] ♪ Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. ♪
    All: ♪ Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ho ha. Hahoo wahoo yahoo ho! Hahoo wahoo yahoo ho! Hahoo ho ho wahoo ha hee! Ha ho wahee ha ho ho ho! Hoo! ♪
    [Music stops]
    Gill: State your name.
    Nemo: Nemo.
    Gill: Brother Bloat, proceed.
    Bloat: Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth, to summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie, to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood.
    Nemo: Huh?
    Peach: We want you in our club, kid.
    Nemo: Really?
    Bloat: If you are able to swim through the Ring of Fire! [Echoes] Turn on the Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire! You said you could do it. The Ring of Fire!
    [Chanting]
    Bubbles: Bubbles, bubbles, let me--Oh!
    All: ♪ Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. ♪
    Peach: Isn't there another way? He's just a boy!
    [Wailing]
    [Chanting gets faster and louder]
    [Thump]
    [Chanting stops]
    Gill: From this moment on, you will now be known as Sharkbait.
    All: Sharkbait, oo-ha-ha!
    Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait.
    All: Sharkbait, oo-ha-ha!
    Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait.
    Gurgle: Sharkbait! Ooh...ba-ba-do.
    Gill: OK, Sharkbait's one of us now, agreed?
    All: Agreed.
    Gill: We can't send him to his death. Darla's coming in five days. So, whart are we going to do? I'll tell you what we're gonna do, we're gonna get him out of here. We're gonna help him escape.
    Nemo: Escape? Really?
    Gill: We're all gonna escape.
    Gurgle: Gill, please. Not another escape plan.
    Deb: Sorry, but they just never work.
    Bloat: Yeah, why should this be any different?
    Gill: Because we've got him.
    Nemo: Me?
    Gill: You see that filter?
    Nemo: Yeah.
    Gill: You're the only one who can get in and out of that thing. What we need you to do is take a pebble inside there, and jam the gears. You do that and this tank's gonna get filthier and filthier by the minute. Pretty soon, the dentist'll have to clean the tank himself, and when he does, he'll take us out of the tank, put us in in individual baggies, then we'll roll ourselves down the counter, out of the window, off the awning, into the bushes, across the street, and into the harbor! It's foolproof. Who's with me?
    Bloat: Aye!
    Jacques: Aye!
    Deb: Aye!
    Bubbles: Aye!
    Gurgle: I think you're nuts.
    [Sighs]
    Gurgle: No offense, kid, but you're not the best swimmer.
    Gill: He's fine. He can do this. So, Sharkbait, what do you think?
    Nemo: Let's do it.
    Dory: [Offscreen] I'm going to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where are you going? I'm going to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. If you ask where I'm going, I'll tell you that's where I'm going. It's P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
    Marlin: [Offscreen] Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi. Do you know how to get-- Hello? Whoa. Wait, wait. Can you tell me-- Hey! Hold it! I'm trying to talk to you! Fella, come back here. One quick question. I need to-- And they're gone again.
    Dory: [Offscreen] P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Why do I have to tell you over and over again? I'll tell you again. I don't get tired of it--
    Marlin: OK, all right.
    Dory: Huh?
    Marlin: Here's the thing.
    Dory: Uh-huh.
    Marlin: I just I think it's best if carry on from here by... by myself.
    Dory: OK.
    Marlin: You know, alone.
    Dory: Uh-huh.
    Marlin: Without--without-- I mean, not without you. It's just... But I don't want you...with me.
    Dory: Huh?
    Marlin: Am I... I don't want to hurt your feelings.
    Dory: You want me to leave?
    Marlin: Well, I mean, not--Yes. I just can't afford any more delays, and you're one of those fish that cause delays. And sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish. They're delay fish.
    Dory: You mean... [Whimpers] You mean you don't like me?
    Marlin: No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
    Dory: Ohh!
    Marlin: Oh, don't cry. I like you.
    Fish School Leader: Hey, you! Lady, is this guy bothering you?
    Dory: Um...I don't remember. Were you?
    Marlin: No, no, no, no, no. We're just-- Do you guys know how I can get to--
    Fiah School Leader: Look, pal, we're talking to the lady, not you. Hey, hey. You like impressions?
    Dory: [Sniffles] Mm-hmm.
    Fish School Leader: Just like in rehearsals, gentlemen. So what are we? Take a guess.
    Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, oh. I've seen one of those.
    Fish School Leader: I'm a fish with a nose like a sword.
    Dory: Wait, wait, um--
    Marlin: It's a swordfish!
    Fish School Leader: [Offscreen] Hey, clown boy, let the lady guess. Where's the butter?
    Dory: Ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue!
    Marlin: [Coughs] Lobster.
    Fish School Leader: Saw that! Lots of legs! Live in the ocean.
    Dory: Clam!
    Fish School Leader: Close enough! Oh, it's a whale of a tale. I'll tell you, lad...
    Dory: They're good.
    Marlin: Will somebody please give me directions?!
    Fish School Leader: "Will somebody please give me directions?!"
    Dory: Ha ha ha ha ha!
    Marlin: I'm serious!
    Fish School Leader: "Blah blah blah, me, me, blah! Blah blah blah, me, me, me!"
    Marlin: Thank you.
    Dory: Oh, dear. Hey! Hey, come back! Hey, what's the matter?
    Marlin: What's the matter? While they're doing their silly little impressions, I am miles from home with a fish that can't even remember her name!
    Dory: I bet that's frustrating.
    Marlin: Meanwhile, my son is out there.
    Dory: Your son Chico?
    Marlin: Nemo?
    Dory: Right.
    Marlin: But it doesn't matter because no fish is this entire ocean is going to help me.
    Dory: Well, I'm helping you. Wait right here. Guys!
    Fish School Leader: What, is he bothering you again?
    Dory: No, no. He's a good guy. Go easy on him. He's lost his son Fabio. Any of yoh heard of P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?
    Fish School Leader: Sydeny? Oh, sure! [Choir sings] Why, Ted here's got relatives in Sydney. Don't you, Ted? Sure do!
    Dory: Oh! Hey! They know Sydney!
    [Gasps]
    Dory: You wouldn't know how to get there, would you?
    Fish School Leader: What you want to follow the E.A.C. That's the East Australian Current. Big current. Can't miss it. It's in...that direction. And then you follow that for about... I don't know. What do you guys think? About three leagues? That little baby will put you right last Sydney. Ta-da!
    Marlin: That's great! That's great! Dory, you did it!
    Dory: Oh, please, I'm just your little helper. Helping along. That's me.
    Marlin: Listen, fellas, thank you.
    Fish School Leader: [Offscreen] Don't mention it! Just loosen up, OK, buddy?
    Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, you guys. You really nailed him. Bye.
    Fish School Leader: [Offscreen] Oh, hey, ma'am. One more thing.
    Dory: Yes.
    Fish School Leader: When you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.
    Dory: [Offscreen] Trench, through it, not over it. I'll remember. Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up, partner! Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! I gotta... I gotta tell you something. Whoa. Nice trench. Hello! [Echoing] OK, let's go.
    Marlin: No, no. Bad trench. Come on, we're gonna swim over this thing.
    Dory: Whoa, whoa, partner. Little red flag going up. Something's telling me to swim through it, not over it.
    Marlin: Are you looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it.
    Dory: I'm sorry, but I really, really, really think we should swim through.
    Marlin: And I'm really, really done talking about this. Over we go.
    Dory: Come on, trust me on this.
    Marlin: Trust you?
    Dory: Yes, trust. It's what friends do.
    Marlin: Look! Something shiny!
    Dory: Where?
    Marlin: Oh, it just swam over the trench. Come on, we'll follow it!
    Dory: OK! Boy, it sure is clear up here.
    Marlin: Exactly. And look at that, there's the current. We should be there in no time.
    Dory: Hey, little guy.
    Marlin: You wanted to go through the trench.
    Dory: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy. Come here, little Squishy. [Baby talk]
    [Zap]
    Dory: Ow!
    Marlin: Dory, that's a jellyfish!
    Dory: Bad Squishy, bad Squishy!
    Marlin: Shoo, shoo, shoo! Get away! Let me see that.
    Dory: Don't touch it, don't touch it.
    Marlin: I won't touch it. I just want to look.
    Dory: Hey! How come it didn't sting you?
    Marlin: It did. It's just that--
    Dory: Ow! Ow! Ow!
    Marlin: Hold still. I live in this anemone, and I'm used to these kind of stings.
    Dory: Ow! Ow! Ow!
    Marlin: It doesn't look bad. You'll be fine. But now we know, don't we that we don't want to touch these again. Let's be thankful this time it was just a little one. Aah!
    Dory: Aah!
    Marlin: Don't move. This is bad, Dory.
    Dory: Hey, watch this! Boing! Boing!
    Marlin: [Gasps] Dory!
    Dory: ♪ You can't catch me! ♪
    Marlin: Dory! Don't bounce on the tops! They will...not sting you! The tops don't sting you!
    Dory: Two in a row! Beat that!
    Marlin: Dory, listen to me. I have an idea, a game.
    Dory: A game?
    Marlin: Yes.
    Dory: Oh! I love games! Pick me!
    Marlin: All right. Here's the game. Whoever can hop the fastest out of these jellyfish wins!
    Dory: OK.
    Marlin: Rules, rules, rules! You can't touch the tentacles. Only the tops.
    Dory: Something about tentacles. Got it. On your mark, get set, go!
    Marlin: Wait! Not something about 'em, it's all about 'em!
    Dory: Whee!
    Marlin: Wait, Dory!
    Dory: Gotta go faster if you want to win!
    Marlin: Whoa! Dory!
    Dory: Boing, boing, boing!
    Marlin: Wait a minute! Whoa! Dory!
    Dory: Whee!
    Marlin: We're still there. We're cheating death now. That's what we're doing. But we're having fun at the same time. I can do this. Just be careful.
    Dory: Yeah, careful I don't make you cry when I win!
    Marlin: No!, I don't think so!
    Dory: Ha ha ha ha! Whoa! Give it up, old man. You can't fight evolution. I was built for speed.
    Marlin: The question is, Dory, are you hungry?
    Dory: Hungry?
    Marlin: Yeah. 'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles! Duck to the left! Right there! The clownfish is the winner! Whoo-hoo! We did it! Look at us! Dory? Oh, no. Dory! Dory! Dory! [Gasps] Dory!
    [Electricity surging]
    Marlin: Ohh! [Screams]
    Dory: [Offscreen] Am I disqualified?
    Marlin: [Offscreen] No, you're doing fine! You're actually winning! But you gotta stay awake. What does P. Sherman live?
    Dory: P. Sherman, Wallaby Way, Sydney.
    Marlin: [Offscreen] That's it!
    [Electrical shock]
    Marlin: Uhh!
    Dory: Wallaby Way...
    Marlin: Uhh! Stay awake! Stay awake! Ooh! Stay awake! Stay...awake! Awake.
    Dory: P. Sherman.
    Marlin: Awake.
    Dory: 42 Wallaby Way.
    Marlin: Wake up. Nemo...
    Gill: You miss your dad, don't you, Sharkbait?
    Nemo: Yeah.
    Gill: You're lucky to have someone out there looking for you.
    Nemo: He's not looking for me. He's scared of the ocean.
    Gill: Peach, any movement?
    Peach: He's had only four cups of coffee. It's gotta be soon.
    Gill: Keep on him. My first escape, landed on dental tools. I was aiming for the toilet.
    Nemo: Toilet?
    Gill: All drains lead to the ocean, kid.
    Nemo: Wow. How many times have you tried to get out?
    Gill: Ah, I've lost count. Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to you.
    Bubbles: [Laughing] Bubbles! Bubbles!
    Peach: Potty break! He grabbed the "Reader's Digest." We have 4.2 minutes!
    Gill: That's your cue, Sharkbait.
    Bloat: You can do it, kid.
    Gill: We gotta be quick. Once you get in, swim to the bottom of the chamber, and I'll talk you through the rest.
    Nemo: OK.
    Gill: Go on, Nemo, it'll be a piece of kelp.
    [Inhales deeply]
    [Grunting]
    Gill: Nicely done! Can you hear me?
    Nemo: Yeah!
    Gill: Here comes the pebble. Ptoo.
    [Splish]
    Gill: Now, do you see a small opening?
    Nemo: Uh-huh!
    Gill: Inside it, you'll see a rotating fan. Very carefully, wedge that pebble into the fan to stop it turning.
    [Whirring]
    [Buzz]
    Nemo: Aah!
    Gill: Careful, Sharkbait!
    Nemo: I can't do it!
    Peach: Gill, this isn't a good idea.
    Gill: He'll be fine. Try again!
    Nemo: OK.
    Gill: [Offscreen] That's it, Sharkbait. Nice and steady.
    Nemo: I got it! I got it!
    Bloat: He did it!
    Gill: That's great, kid! Now swim up the tube and out.
    [Grunts]
    [Clunk]
    [Grunting]
    [Creaking]
    [Water rushing]
    Nemo: Oh, no! Gill! Gill!
    Gill: Sharkbait!
    Bloat: Oh, my gosh!
    Gill: Get him outta there!
    Gurgle: What do we do, what do we do?
    Peach: Oh, no!
    Gill: Stay calm, kid. Just don't panic!
    Nemo: Help me!
    Gill: Sharkbait, grab hold of this!
    [Buzz]
    Nemo: No! No! No!
    Gill: Feed me more!
    Gurgle: That's it!
    Gill: Come on, Sharkbait! Grab it!
    Nemo: [Grunting] I got it!
    Gill: Pull!
    [Panting]
    Peach: [Offscreen] Gill, don't make him go back in there.
    Gill: No. We're done.
    [Whimpering]
    Crush: [Offscreen] Dude.
    Marlin: Uhh.
    Crush: Dude. Focus, dude. Dude.
    Marlin: Ohh.
    Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
    Marlin: [Offscreen] Ohh. What happened?
    Crush: Oh, saw the whole thing, dude. First, you are all, like, "Whoa!", and then we were all, like, "Whoa!", and then you were, like, "Whoa."
    Marlin: [Offscreen] What are you talking about?
    Crush: You, mini-man. Takin' on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude.
    Marlin: Ohh.
    Crush: Awesome.
    Marlin: Uhh. Oh, my stomach. Ohh!
    Crush: Oh, man. No hurlin' on the shell, dude, OK? Just waxed it.
    Marlin: So, Mr. Turtle--
    Crush: Whoa, dude. Mr. Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
    Marlin: Crush? Really? OK, Crush. Listen, I need to get to the East Australian Current. E.A.C.?
    Crush: [Laughs] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
    [Dramatic music playing]
    Crush: OK, grab shell, dude!
    Marlin: Grab wh-a-a-at?! [Screaming]
    Crush: Ha ha! Righteous! Righteous! Yeah!
    Marlin: Stop!
    Crush: So... [Sighs] What brings you on this fine day to the E.A.C.?
    Marlin: Well, Dory and I need to get to Sydney. [Gasps] Dory! Is she all right?
    Crush: Huh? Oh, little blue. She is sub-level, dude.
    Marlin: Dory! Dory! Dory! [Whispers] Dory.
    [Muttering]
    Marlin: I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. It's all my fault.
    Dory: Twenty-nine, thirty! Ready or not, here I come! [Gasps] There you are!
    [Giggling]
    Dory: Catch me if you can! [Laughing]
    Kids: Dory?
    Kid: [Offscreen] Nice wave! Oh, wow!
    Marlin: Heh heh.
    Both: Up you go!
    Kid: Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
    [Sploosh]
    Marlin: Oh, my goodness!
    Crush: Whoa. Kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Squirt does flying solo.
    [Splash]
    Squirt: Whoa! Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I do?
    Crush: You so totally rock, Squirt! So just give me some fin. Noggin.
    [Clunk]
    Both: Dude.
    Crush: Oh...intro. Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.
    Squirt: Jellies?! Sweet.
    Crush: Totally.
    Marlin: Well, aparently, I must've done something you liked...dudes.
    Squirt: You rock, dude!
    Marlin: Ow.
    Crush: Curl away, my son. Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs. We leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.
    Marlin: All by themselves?
    Crush: Yeah.
    Marlin: But, but, but, dude, how do you know when they're ready?
    Crush: Well, you never really know. But when they know, you'll know, you know? Ha.
    [Laughter]
    Dory: Hey, look, everybody.
    Kid: I know that dude! It's the Jellyman!
    Dory: [Offscreen] Go on. Jump on him!
    Kids: Turtle pile!
    Marlin: Wait,.wait, wait!
    Kid: Are you funny? Where's your shell?
    Marlin: I need to breathe!
    Kid: Are you running away? Did you really cross the jellyfish forest? Did they sting you?
    Marlin: One at a time!
    Kid: Mr. Fish, did you die?
    Dory: [Offscreen] Sorry, I was a little vague on the details.
    Squirt: So, where are you going?
    Marlin: You see, my son was taken. My son was taken away from me.
    Dory: No way.
    Squirt: What happened?
    Marlin: No, no, kids. I don't want to talk about it.
    All: Aww! Please?
    Kid: Please?
    Marlin: [Sighs] Well, OK. I live on this reef a long, long way from here.
    Dory: Oh, boy. This is gonna be good. I can tell.
    Marlin: And my son Nemo... See, he was mad at me. And maybe he wouldn't have done it if I hadn't been so tough on him. I don't know. Anyway, he swam out in the open water to this boat, and when he was out there, these divers appeared, and I tried to stop them, but the boat was too fast. So, we swam out in the ocean to follow them...
    Kid: They couldn't stop 'em. And then Nemo's dead, he swims out to the ocean, and they bump into three ferocious sharks.
    Small Fish: He scares away the sharks by blowing 'em up!
    Big Fish: Golly, that's amazing.
    Small Fish: And then dives thousands of feet...
    Lobster: ...straight down into the dark. It's like wicked dark down there. You can't see a thing. How's it going, Bob? And the only thing they can see down there...
    Swordfish: ...is the light from this big, horrible creature, with razor-sharp teeth. Nice parry, old man. And then he has to blast his way...
    Dolphin: So, these two little fish have been searching the ocean fro days on the East Australian Current.
    Female Bird: Which means he may be on his way here right now.
    Male Bird 1: That should put him in Sydney Harbor...
    Male Bird 2: ...in a matter of days. I mean, it sounds like this guy is gonna stop at nothing...
    Male Bird 3: ...till he finds his son. I sure hope he makes it. That's one dedicated father, if you ask me.
    Gulls: [Offscreen] Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
    Nigel: Would you just shut up?! You're rats with wings!
    Pelican: Bloke's been looking for his boy Nemo.
    Nigel: Nemo?!
    Pelican: He was taken off the reef...
    Nigel: Take it! You happy?
    Gulls: Mine! Mine! Mine!
    Nigel: Hey, hey, say that again! You said something about Nemo, now was it?
    Gulls: Mine! Mine! Mine!
    Crab: Whoooa.... Hyah!
    Gull: Mine?
    Pelican: Last I heard, he's heading towards the harbor.
    Nigel: Ho ho! Brilliant!
    [Music swells]
    [Sighs]
    Deb: Is he doing OK?
    Gurgle: Whatever you do, Don't mention D-a-r--
    Nemo: It's OK. I know who you're talking about.
    [Smack]
    [Bubbling]
    Nemo: Gill? Gill?
    Gill: Hey, Sharkbait.
    Nemo: I'm sorry I couldn't stop the--
    Gill: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that. I'm sorry I couldn't get you back to your father, kid.
    Nigel: [Panting] All right. Hey, hey, hey--
    Dentist: What the--
    Patient: Aaah!
    Dentist: Well, that's one way to pull a tooth. [Chuckles] Huh. Darn kids. Well, good thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister?
    Nigel: [Offscreen] Hey, hey, psst!
    Peach: [Offscreen] Oh, Nigel! You just missed an extraction.
    Nigel: Ooh, has he loosened the periodontal ligament yet? What am I talking about? Nemo. Where's Nemo? I've got to speak with him.
    Nemo: What? What is it?
    Nigel: Your dad's been fighting the entire ocean, looking for you.
    Nemo: My father? Really?
    Nigel: Yeah, he's traveled hundreds of miles, battling sharks and jellyfish--
    Nemo: Sharks? That can't be him.
    Nigel: Guess so. What was his name? Some sort of sport fish? Tuna? Trout?
    Nemo: Marlin?
    Nigel: That's it! Marlin! The little clownfish from the reef.
    Nemo: It's my dad! He took on a shark!
    Nigel: I heard he took on three.
    Gill: Three sharks?
    Bloat: That's gotta be 4,800 teeth!
    Nigel: See you, after you were taken by Diver Dan over there, your dad followed the boat like a maniac.
    Nemo: Really?
    Nigel: He's swimming, and swimming, giving it all he's got, and then three gigantic sharks capture him, and he blows them up and dives thousands of feet, and gets chased by a monster with huge teeth! He ties this demon to a rock, and what's his reward? Het gets to battle an entire jellyfish forest! Now he's with a bunch of sea turtles on the E.A.C., and the word is he's headed this way right now...to Sydney!
    Gurgle: Wow!
    Deb: Oh, what a good daddy!
    Gill: He was looking for you after all, Sharkbait. [Gasps]
    [Clatters]
    Gurgle: [Offscreen] He's swimming to the filter!
    Gill: Sharkbait!
    Bloat: Not again!
    [Spits]
    Gill: Sharkbait!
    Deb: No!
    Gurgle: You got your whole life ahead of you!
    Gill: We'll help you, kid!
    Bloat: Gotte get him out!
    Deb: Give me that thing!
    [Whirring]
    Deb: Get him! Get him out of here!
    Gill: Come on, kid! Grab the end!
    [Clank]
    Deb: Sharkbait!
    Gurgle: No!
    Gill: Can you hear me, Sharkbait? Nemo! Can you hear me?
    Nemo: Yeah, I can hear you.
    Gill: Sharkbait, you did it!
    Gurgle: Sharkbait, you're... covered with germs! Aah!
    Gill: Ha ha! That took guts, kid. All right, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank'll get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques? No cleaning.
    Jacques: I shall resist.
    Gill: Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy, the dentist will have to clean it. Good work!
    Nemo: Ha ha ha!
    Crush: All right, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's coming up, man!
    Marlin: [Offscreen] Where? I don't see it!
    Dory: [Offscreen] Right there! I see it! I see it!
    Marlin: [Offscreen] You mean, the swirling vortex of terror?
    Crush: That's it, dude.
    Marlin: Of course it is.
    Crush: OK, first, find your exit buddy. Do you have your exit buddy?
    Dory: Yes!
    Crush: OK. Squirt give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
    Squirt: Good afternoon! We're gonna have a great jump today! OK, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming botton turn, so watch out! Remember, rip it, roll it, and punch it!
    Marlin: I think he's trying to speak to me, I know it! You know, you're really cute, but I don't know what you're saying! Say the first thing again.
    Crush: OK, Jellyman! Go, go, go!
    [Screaming]
    Marlin: Whoa!
    Dory: Wahoo!
    Marlin: Whoa!
    Dory: Whoa!
    [Laughing]
    Dory: Whoo!
    Marlin: That was...fun! I actually enjoyed that.
    Dory: Hey, look, turtles!
    Crush: [Offscreen] Ha ha! Moste excellent! Now turn your fishy tails around, and swim straight on through to Sydney! No worries, man!
    Marlin: No worries! Thank you, dude, Crush!
    Kids: Bye! Bye, Jellyman!
    Crush: You tell your little dude I said hi, OK?
    Squirt: [Offscreen] See ya later, dudes!
    Dory: [Offscreen] Bye, everyone!
    Marlin: Nemo would have loved this. Ooh! Hey! Crush! Crush, I forgot! How old are you?
    Crush: [Offscreen] 150, dude! And still young! Rock on!
    Marlin: 150! 150! I gotta remember that.
    Dory: Whoa. We going in there?
    Marlin: Yep.
    Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?
    Marlin: Yep. We're gonna just swim straight.
    Dory: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
    Marlin: Dory...
    [Dory humming]
    Marlin: [Offscreen] Boy, this is taking awhile.
    Dory: [Offscreen] How about we play a game?
    Marlin: [Offscreen] OK.
    Dory: [Offscreen] OK, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small--
    Marlin: It's me.
    Dory: Right! It's orange and small--
    Marlin; It's me.
    Dory: All righty, Mr. Smartypants. And it's orange and small and white stripes--
    Marlin: Me. And the next one, just a guess, me.
    Dory: OK. That's just scary.
    Marlin: Wait, wait, wait. I have definitely seen this floating speck before. That means we've passed it before, and that means we're going in circles, and that means we're not going straight!
    Dory: Hey, hey!
    Marlin: We gotta get to the surface. Come on. We'll figure it out up there. Let's go! Follow me!
    Dory: Hey! Relax.
    Marlin: What?
    Dory: Take a deep breath. [Inhales] [Exhaling] Now, let's ask somebody for directions.
    Marlin: Fine. Who do you want to ask, the speck? There's nobody here!
    Dory: Well, there has to be someone. It's the ocean, silly. We're not the only two in here. Let's see. OK, no one there. Nope. Nada. [Gasps] There's somebody. Hey! Excuse--
    Marlin: Dory, Dory, Dory! Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest is and spit out our bones!
    Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?
    Marlin: I don't want to play the gender card right now. You wanna play a card? Let's play the "Let's Not Die" card.
    Dory: You want to get out of here?
    Marlin: Of course I do.
    Dory: Well, then, how are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot? And hope for the best.
    Marlin: Dory, you don't fully understand--
    Dory: Come on. Trust me on this.
    [Sighs]
    Marlin: [Sighs] All right.
    Dory: Excuse me! Whoo-hoo! Little fella? Hello! Don't be rude. Say hi.
    Marlin: Ha. Hello.
    Dory: His son Bingo--
    Marlin: Nemo.
    Dory: Nemo was taken to, uh--
    Marlin: Sydney.
    Dory: Sydney! Yes! And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.
    Marlin: Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.
    Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, oh! Big fella. Whale. OK. Maybe he only speaks whale. Mooo! Weee neeed...
    Marlin: Dory?
    Dory: Tooo fiind his son.
    Marlin: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
    Dory: Can youuuu give us diiirectionsss?
    Marlin: Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! Se, he's swimming away.
    Dory: Cooome baaack.
    Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him.
    Dory: Maybe a different dialect. Moooohhhmmooo...
    Marlin: Dory! Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking like upset stomach.
    Dory: Maybe I should try humpback.
    Marlin: Don't try humpback.
    Dory: Wooooooo...
    Marlin: You actually sound sick.
    Dory: Maybe louder? Huh? Rah! Rah!
    Marlin: Don't do that!
    Dory: Too much orca. Didn't it sound orca-ish?
    Marlin: It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard.
    Dory: Oooooo!
    Marlin: Ohh! It's just as well. He might be hungry.
    Dory: Don't worry, whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.
    Krill: [Offscreen] Swim away!
    Dory: Oh, look, krill!
    Marlin: [Gasps] Move, Dory, move!
    Dory: Aah!
    Marlin: Aah!
    Gill: Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. That's all thanks to you, kid. You mad it possible. Jacques, I said no cleaning.
    Jacques: I am ashamed.
    Peach: Hey, look! Scum angel!
    Gurgle: [Whimpering] Ooh! Aaah!
    Bubbles: Bubbles! I love the bubbles! [Coughing]
    Deb: Flo? Has anybody seen Flo? Flo!
    Peach: 9:00 and cue dentist.
    Dentist: Hello, Barbara. Sorry I'm late.
    Peach: OK, here we go. Here we go, OK.
    Dentist: Little Davey Reynolds...
    Peach: [Offscreen] Walks to the counter, drops the keys...
    Gurgle: Bloat, that's disgusting!
    Bloat: Tastes pretty good to me. Urrrp!
    Gurgle: Eww! Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own--
    Peach: Shh! Here he comes!
    Nemo: [Offscreen] Aah!
    Dentist: Crikey. What a state.
    [Squeaks]
    Dentist: Oh, Barbara, what's my earliest appointment tomorrow?
    Barbara: 10:00, luv.
    Dentist: Leave it open, would you? I've gotta clean the fish tank before Darla gets here.
    Gill: Did you hear that, Sharkbait?
    Nemo: [Offscreen] Yay! He's gonna clean the tank! He's gonna get to clean the tank! We're gonna be clean!
    Gill: You're ready to see your dad, kid?
    Nemo: Uh-huh.
    Gill: Of course you are. I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there in the harbor waiting for you right now.
    Nemo: Yeah.
    Marlin: [Panting] Aaah! Oof! [Pants]
    [Dory laughing]
    [Grunting]
    Dory: Whoo!
    Marlin: Yaahhh!
    Dory: [Offscreen] Here comes the big one. Ooh! Come on! You gotta try this!
    Marlin: Will you just stop it?
    Dory: Why? What's wrong?
    Marlin: We're in a whale, don't you get it?
    Dory: Whale?
    Marlin: A whale! You had to ask for help! And now we're stuck here!
    Dory: Wow, a whale. You know, I speak whale.
    Marlin: No, you're insane! You can't speak whale! I have to get out! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are! [Sobs] Ohhh!
    Dory: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Hey, you OK?
    [Sighs]
    Dory: There, there. It's all right. It'll be OK.
    Marlin: No. No, it won't.
    Dory: Sure it will. You'll see.
    Marlin: No. I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him.
    Dory: Huh. That's a funny thing to promise.
    Marlin: What?
    Dory: Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo.
    [Sighs]
    [Creaking]
    Dory: Hmm.
    Marlin: What's going on?
    Dory: Don't know. I'll ask him. [Making whale sounds]
    Marlin: Dory...
    Dory: Whaaat's goooing onnn?
    [Whale groans]
    Dory: I think he says we've stopped.
    Marlin: Of course we've stopped. Stop trying to speak whale. You're gonna make things worse. What is thag noise?
    [Rumbling]
    Marlin: Oh, no. Look what you did. The water's going down. It's going down!
    [Sloshing]
    Dory: Really? You sure about that?
    Marlin: Look! Already it's half empty!
    Dory: I'd say it's hald full.
    Marlin: Stop that! It's half empty!
    [Whale groans]
    Dory: OK, that one was a little tougher. He either said we should go to the back of the throat, or he wants a reet beer float.
    Marlin: Of course he wants us to go there! That's eating us! How do I taste, Moby? Huh? Do I taste good? You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!
    Dory: OK. Heee--
    Marlin: Stop talking to him!
    Dory: Aah!
    Marlin: Aah! What is going on?
    Dory: I'll check. Whaaat--
    Marlin: No! No more whale! You can't speak whale!
    Dory: Yes, I can!
    Marlin: No, you can't! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo!
    [Whale groans]
    Dory: OK.
    Marlin: Dory! Oof!
    Dory: He says it's time to let go! Everything's gonna be all right!
    Marlin; How do you know? How do you know something bad isn't gonna happen?
    Dory: I don't!
    [Gurgling]
    [Whale groans]
    [Splash]
    Marlin: Aah!
    Dory: Aah!
    Marlin: Aah!
    Dory: Aah!
    [Splash]
    Marlin: Ha ha ha! We're alive!
    Dory: Look! Sy-d-ney, Sydney! Sydney! Sydney again!
    [Tenor sings]
    Marlin: You were right, Dory! We made it! We're gonna find my son!
    [Splashing]
    Marlin: Thaaank yoouuu, sir!
    Dory: Wow. I wish I could speak whale.
    Marlin: OK. All we gotta do is find the boat that took him.
    Dory: Right!
    Marlin: We can do this!
    [Birds chirping]
    Peach: [Yawns] Morning. It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are getting out-- The tank is clean. The tank is clean!
    Deb: [Offscreen] But how?
    Gill: Boss must've installed it while we were sleeping.
    Nemo: What are we gonna do?
    Gill: What's it say, Peach?
    Peach: [Muffled] The Aquascum 2000...
    Gill: I can't hear you, Peach.
    Peach: The Aquascum 2003 is an all-purpose, self-cleaning, maintenance-free, salt water purifier that is guaranteed to extend the life of you aquarium fish.
    Bloat: Stop it!
    Peach: The Aquascum is programmed to scan your tank environment every five minutes?!
    Gurgle: Scan?

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    the thanos of nba

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    I NEED IT

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    I love you 3000

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    How’s my current lineup I don’t use last 3 spots

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    Any help would be much appreciated. Thanks in advance. https://2kmtcentral.com/19/lineups/414299/meloxai-is-30x2

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    He has every badge on hall of fame

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    my god its thanos in his human form

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    Suggestions for which galaxy opal token rewards to add to this lineup?
    https://2kmtcentral.com/19/lineups/426637/current-lineup

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    Only 26 in the world if you have the limited you are extremely lucky.

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    Yo they should have never added an all 99 overall card with 40 hof badges. It broke the game. 2k you officially played ya self.

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    He'd average 40 ppg in today's offense easily with over 50% FG and probably a triple double every game. The term all time great exist for a reason. I know you guys know this. Just wanted to express that as well. There is a reason why Miami retired his jersey.

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    his name should be i stole someones dunk to become popular he was not the first to do the free throw line dunk

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    Should have a card when he was wearing 45 and when he was with the wizards

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    https://2kmtcentral.com/19/lineups/395741/no-money-spent Suggestions? What’s a good affordable diamond sf?

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    This is what you call

    THE GOAT CARD

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    Imagine Having MJ AND Kobe On Your MyTeam...

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    KOBE DIES IN ENDGAME

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    Suggestions?

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    https://2kmtcentral.com/19/lineups/503021/no-money-spent-v30#comment-1655055

    Any tips and suggestions would be appreciated. Have a great day and watch the NBA Finals!

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    This is my team. Some advise will be helpful.
    https://2kmtcentral.com/19/lineups/103460/baronkings

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    bro, this card is absolute CHEESE

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    Whats the better #, 23, 24, or 6?

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    Opal needs to appear sometime

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    We’re actually in the Endgame now forreal

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    if I play this guy in a unlimited game you already know what im going to do

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    What the actual fuck

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    This game is over

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    ill sell my soul for this card all 99's and 30 hof badges

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    30 HOF BADGES!!!!!!

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    Lebron fans : Stand down ..

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    Troydan: I dOnT hAvE aNy PLaYeRs

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    Imagine spending all of that money on galaxy opal Giannis Antetokounmpo, and then getting hoed by 2k when they release this goddamn card.

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    Anyone notice that 2k forgot to give him HOF bruiser

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    Also, brick wall, rim protector, and pick and roller. same with kobe

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    recommendations on who i should start and bench on my team and who i should sell or pick up
    https://2kmtcentral.com/19/lineups/382491/abduuuu-myteam

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    Lonzo is still better

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    Limitless range? scuse me wtf??

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    *deep range deadeye too*

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    Nobody Can Draft Him

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    lol this is literally his pd from last year

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    these probably arent the actual stats card just came out

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    That’s where you’re wrong kiddo

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    holy mother of god

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    They should have made a 99 Chandler Parsons cuz he's the real GOAT

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    2kCentral makers: let’s make another MJ!

    Community: aw shit, here we go again

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    Endgame Spolier: MJ focking kill Thanos. And everyone else. It's sad :(

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    remove your comments from these cards

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    He the new #1 card

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    I think this is a little far

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    i have 11 of 23. Lol ty 2k