Mark Eaton '83
Written by BigTuna643
This guy isn't horrible but holy shit is he stupid. He can rebound and block which is all he was put on this Earth to do. But damn if you thought it wasn't possible for a human person to function without a brain, use this card and you will discover that you were incorrect. Would say about 50% of the time he is passed the ball he will land out of bounds and it is simply out of your control. Same when he goes for rebounds, about 40% of the time he gets them out of bounds... Especially on defensive rebounds... Thats my favorite. Don't even consider passing the ball with this guy, he will dome piece a 6 year old in the nosebleeds.
Bought for: Free from completing Domination
- Inside scoring: Wouldn't say a strength but he's aight
- Rebounding: He racks them boards
- Defense: He can block anything that comes near his caveman lookin ass
- Intelligence: My dog is a genius compared to this dude.
Recommended Strategy: Don't pass to anyone within a 4 foot radius of Big Mark
Use if: You don't like people scoring inside on you
Don't use if: You get frustrated easily
Bottom Line: For being free, he's okay. Beefy boi. Dumb as shit.