Mohamed Bamba ruby card
89 Overall
  • 84 INS
  • 83 OUT
  • 39 PLY
  • 78 ATH
  • 86 DEF
  • 92 REB

legit review of mo

Written by mohammed_bamba

Bought this freak for the most obvious reason. It's Mo Bamba. Fuck me he made me horny. 12 inch BBC fucked over the Spurs with 57 points on 70% shooting. He is the ultimate sex panther.

Bought for: 1000 MT


  • Inside scoring: He's basically a rich man's Shaquille O'Neal. He gives massive facials to good paint defenders. Butthead Mark Eaton took a fat load to the face from my nigga mo.
  • Shooting: This muthafucker is literally in sicko mode the whole game. Put a shoe on him/limitless etc he will pull up all day. This nigga wetty like he's sheck.
  • Defence: He's a fucking alpha in the paint. Given the fact hes got 2 fucking manute bols as arms, any shot that comes within a 47 mile radius of him just gets yeeted the fuck out of here.
  • Rebounding: Again, his arms are so fucking long, just like shaq's cock. Every rebound is his, and not yours. How the fuck is he a ruby again, this mofo is a fucking galaxy opal, probably the best card ive used since silver Cedi Osman


  • Speed: Just dont pass him the ball on a fast break, unless wide open. Ive seen amputees run faster than him with the ball
  • Ball Handling: Leave the ball handling to his hoes, Mo aint a homo faggot
  • If only he had 3pt plays

Recommended Strategy:

  • Pick and Fades: that 43 foot wingspan means that basically all shots are open/lightly contested
  • Play Mo Bamba x Sicko Mode whilst playing for optimum results -
  • Just throw it up to him and he will shove the ball down the hoop harder than he fists his bitches

Other Comments: Just get him. Just sell 4 gold shoes and u have ur self a free galaxy opal

Use if:

  • If you want a beast to fuck over for u and to go 12-0

Don't use if:

  • If your a tight arse and cant spare 1-2k MT

Bottom Line:

  • Just fucking get him

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