Jonathan Freaking Isaac
Written by Ball-is-life-cunt
First Review Bought this guy for one reason. He's the budget Giannis (was also a budget beast in 2k18)
Bought for: 1,700 MT
-Length: 6'10 lanky small forward with 2 Burj Khalifa's as arms.
-Inside Scoring: 95 driving and contact dunk with the tendencies to go with him. He will easily get to the rim with speed boosting.
-Shooting: He has an 85 open mid and 3 pointer with a silky release. Run pick and pop with him and he will shoot open shots given the fact he has 2 Giannis Antetokounmpo's as his arms.
-Defense: He is a great Rim protector because his arms are really long just like Shaq's cock. Any shot that goes up gets smacked into the 9th row. He has chase down artist. He is also a great perimeter defender with a 92 steal and long ass arms. He's like Scottie Pippen mixed with Giannis
- Rebounding: He only has 77 def and 78 off rebounding but having Shaq's cock as arms makes up for it.
- Passing: Just don't jump pass with this man and you'll be fine.
Recommended Strategy: 1 v 1 speed boosting and get to the rim. Pick and Pop to shoot open shots.
Use if: You want a budget Giannis. Run him at point guard if you are the devil.
Don't use if: You don't want a Pink Diamond for 1-2 k mt
Bottom Line: Great card (just buy him)