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    8

    SIX SHOOTING GUARDS, 4 CENTERS. 1 of every other position

    4

    Yes, true. Also, it’s a anon with the pedo.

    -3

    YES ANON WITH BAM @epicmurphy

    3

    Bam Adebayo is litteraly is the worst player to ever exist all thanks to this @epicmurphy guy

    -6

    you spelled best incorrectly

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    3

    stfu

    -4

    make me

    4

    ive got better shit to do than rub a 6 year old's ass

    -4

    don't act like you don't rub 6 year olds' asses all day

    5

    ur right
    i rub ur fukin ass every day thanks to all ur shit

    -4

    ur a convicted child sex offender

    5

    and ur a porn star

    -4

    who gets paid millions

    5

    watchya doin now huhhh
    crying

    -4

    doin ur mom doin doin ur mom
    doin ur mom doin doin ur mom
    doin ur mom doin doin ur mom
    doin ur mom doin doin ur mom

    2

    more like
    doin bam
    doin bam
    doin bam
    doin bam
    fuking 6 yearolds
    fuking 6 yearolds
    fuking 6 yearolds

    -1

    me, bam and your mom are having a threesome

    4

    in what
    pussy hair

    -1

    Dont worry he is sucking Bam

    -4

    money

    -1

    once i saw bam adebayo in here i knew @epicmurphy would be in here

    -1

    suck my banana

    1

    no

    -1

    dont worry u cant suck his bannana
    cause trump is sucking his
    and this murphy dude is sucking bams

    -1

    yes

    -1

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I

    -1

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVOuYquXuuc

    1

    I think it's so cute and I think it's so sweet
    How you let your friends encourage you to try and talk to me
    But let me stop you there, oh, before you speak
    Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
    My name is no
    My sign is no
    My number is no
    You need to let it go
    You need to let it go
    Need to let it go
    Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
    My name is no
    My sign is no
    My number is no
    You need to let it go
    You need to let it go
    Need to let it go
    Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
    First you gonna say you ain't runnin' game, thinkin' I'm believing every word
    Call me beautiful, so original, telling me I'm not like other girls
    I was in my zone before you came along, now I'm thinking maybe you should go
    Blah, blah, blah, blah
    I be like nah to the I, to the no, no, no
    All my ladies listen up
    If that boy ain't giving up
    Lick your lips and swing your hips
    Girl all you gotta say is
    My name is no
    My sign is no
    My number is no
    You need to let it go
    You need to let it go
    Need to let it go
    Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
    My name is no
    My sign is no
    My number is no
    You need to let it go
    You need to let it go
    Need to let it go
    Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
    Thank you in advance, I don't wanna dance (nope)
    I don't need your hands all over me
    If I want a man, then I'mma get a man
    But it's never my priority
    I was in my zone, before you came along, don't want you to take this personal
    Blah, blah, blah, I be like nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
    All my ladies listen up (all my ladies)
    If that boy ain't giving up (ain't giving up)
    Lick your lips and swing your hips
    Girl all you gotta say is
    My name is no
    My sign is no
    My number is no
    You need to let it go
    You need to let it go
    Need to let it go
    Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
    My name is no
    My sign is no
    My number is no
    You need to let it go
    You need to let it go
    Need to let it go
    Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
    I'm feeling
    Untouchable, untouchable
    I'm feeling
    Untouchable, untouchable
    I'm feeling
    Untouchable, untouchable
    I'm feeling
    (Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no)
    I'm feeling
    Untouchable, untouchable
    I'm feeling
    Untouchable, untouchable
    I'm feeling
    Untouchable, untouchable
    I'm feeling
    (Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no)
    All my ladies listen up (say, all my ladies)
    If that boy ain't giving up (ain't giving up)
    Lick your lips and swing your hips
    Girl all you gotta say is
    My name is no
    My sign is no
    My number is no
    You need to let it go
    You need to let it go
    Need to let it go
    Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
    My name is no
    My sign is no
    My number is no
    You need to let it go
    You need to let it go
    Need to let it go
    Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no
    I'm feeling
    Untouchable, untouchable
    I'm feeling
    Untouchable, untouchable
    I'm feeling
    Untouchable, untouchable
    (Nah to the ah to the, no, no, no)

    -1

    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
    You know we straight with doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
    You know we straight with doin your mom
    I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
    I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
    Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
    But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
    I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
    She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
    Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
    So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
    I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
    I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
    She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
    How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
    Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
    She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
    Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
    To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
    You know we straight with doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
    You know we straight with doin your mom
    I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
    You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
    We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
    She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
    But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
    Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef
    And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
    But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
    She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
    Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
    She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
    She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
    She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
    I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
    I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
    Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
    You know we straight with doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
    You know we straight with doin your mom
    I'm havin sex with your mother
    That makes me better than you.
    I'm havin sex with your mother
    That makes me better than you.
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
    You know we straight with doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin your mom doin doin your mom
    Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
    You know we straight with doin your mom

    1

    Crank that nae nae, drop that nae nae
    Work that nae nae, that's a nae nae
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae nae,
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae nae
    Crank that nae nae, drop that nae nae
    Work that nae nae, that's a nae nae
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae nae,
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae nae
    Huah! Hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna
    Huah! Hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna
    Huah! Hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna
    Huah! Hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna
    Nae nae that's the new thing poppin'
    Got your girl over here in the corner and she jockin'
    All you gotta do is put your hands up and walk it
    Don't be scared lil' momma Toonz got you
    Now this here funky,
    Who was the man with the plan my boys up on that
    Nae nae what we called it while
    Y'all guys out here stallin'
    While we ridin' by, claims she really be diggin' me
    Lovin my style she feelin' me
    She like the way I jig on a beat
    Jig on a beat
    Huah! Hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna
    Huah!
    Huah!
    Huah!
    Crank that nae nae, drop that nae nae
    Work that nae nae, that's a nae nae
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae nae,
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae nae
    Crank that nae nae, drop that nae nae
    Work that nae nae, that's a nae nae
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae nae,
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae nae
    As I smooth through the crowd, got my hand up in the air
    And I rock it side to side, man our dance is everywhere
    Radio station showin' love got our name all on the air
    Yeah this nae nae takin' over so y'all better be prepared
    Ladies jig wit' me (nae nae) turned up on the beat (Yo)
    You ain't gotta dance we call it jiggin' on the beat (Hold up hold up)
    T-double-O-N-Z, nae'n nae'n in the streets
    Hands up! And a touch up in they face 'cause you don't care now one time
    Huah! Hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna, hunna
    Huah!
    Huah!
    Huah!
    Crank that nae nae, drop that nae nae
    Work that nae nae, that's a nae nae ay
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae nae,
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae nae
    Crank that nae nae, drop that nae nae
    Work that nae nae, that's a nae nae ay
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae nae,
    Nae nae, nae nae, nae nae, nae na

    -1

    no

    1

    Yes

    -1

    i'm literally crying and shaking and shitting and cumming and pissing right now because of your awful comment

    1

    if you are doing that at all at one time bro, then your a weird one.

    -1

    no u stinky boomer

    1

    "no u stinky boomer". How old are you?

    -1

    36

    -1

    LOL this bum think he is older than a 5 year old

    he's probably a brain dead 2 year old

    0

    i'm 36 and have graduated from harvard and i have 6 phds and i have an iq over 200

    4

    u gonna cry now

    -4

    not if you rub my ass

    -2

    They're only missing Cody Zeller and Dame.

    0

    Y E

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    -2

    And bron

    0

    Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    -7

    This draft SUCKS!!!! No one here even went to SYRACUSE