Joakim Noah
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General information
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13 days agoHeight
6'11" (210cm)Weight
232lbs (105kg)Age
30From
FloridaEvolutions
Plays
P&R Roll Man
92 Overall
3126 Total attributesattr.
56 Outside scoring
- 92 Shot close
- 64 Shot mid
- 26 Shot 3pt
- 96 Shot IQ
- 59 Free throw
- 85 Offensive consistency
77 Inside scoring
- 57 Driving layup
- 85 Standing dunk
- 65 Driving dunk
- 79 Draw foul
- 74 Post moves
- 79 Post hook
- 52 Post fade
- 95 Hands
82 Athleticism
- 70 Speed
- 68 Acceleration
- 78 Vertical
- 90 Strength
- 92 Stamina
- 95 Hustle
- 72 Overall durability
56 Playmaking
- 54 Speed with ball
- 42 Ball handle
- 50 Passing accuracy
- 72 Passing vision
- 62 Passing IQ
88 Defending
- 96 Interior defense
- 59 Perimeter defense
- 95 Help defense IQ
- 97 Pick & roll defense IQ
- 64 Lateral quickness
- 75 Pass perception
- 75 Reaction time
- 61 Steal
- 90 Block
- 95 Shot contest
- 95 Defensive consistency
93 Rebounding
- 95 Offensive rebound
- 92 Defensive rebound
Finishing
Dropstepper
Improves a player's ability to effectively use dropsteps in the post
Pick & Roller
Increases shot percentage as the roller in a pick & roll
Putback Boss
Increases shot percentage when attempting a putback after an offensive reboundShooting
Pick & Popper
Elevates the shot percentage for an attempt taken off a pick and fade situationPlaymaking
Post Spin Technician
Improves the ability of a post spin or drive to work effectivelyDefense/Rebounding
Intimidator
Intimidates offensive players causing them to miss shots more often
Rebound Chaser
Improves a player's ability to chase down rebounds
Tireless Defender
Reduces energy lost when exerting efforts on defense
Box
Improves a player's ability to box out opponents
Brick Wall
Increases effectiveness of screens and drains energy from opponents on physical contact
Heart Crusher
Decreases opponents' Takeover meters when achieving a highlight play on defense
Moving Truck
Strengthens a defender's ability to move people around in the post
Post Move Lockdown
Improves the defender's ability to defend post moves
Rim Protector
Improves ability to block shots, gives boost to the Takeover meter for blocker/teammates
Trapper
Makes life difficult for the offensive players when trapped
Worm
Allows rebounders to swim or spin around box outs more easily
Defensive Leader
Boosts the defensive abilities of teammates when in the gamePersonality
Enforcer
Adds more grit and toughness to a player
Expressive
Not one to hide emotion during big momentsDunks
- 90 Standing dunk
- 80 Driving dunk
- 40 Flashy dunk
- 75 Alley-oop
- 80 Putback dunk
- 5 Crash
Layups
- 30 Driving layup
- 10 Spin layup
- 15 Hop step layup
- 25 Euro step layup
- 5 Floater
Jump shooting
- 71 Step through shot
- 80 Shot under basket
- 35 Shot close
- 45 Shot close left
- 14 Shot close middle
- 41 Shot close right
- 35 Shot mid
- 68 Spot up shot mid
- 87 Off screen shot mid
- 0 Shot 3pt
- 0 Spot up shot 3pt
- 0 Off screen shot 3pt
- 25 Contested jumper mid
- 0 Contested jumper 3pt
- 5 Stepback jumper mid
- 0 Stepback jumper 3pt
- 5 Spin jumper
- 0 Transition pull up 3pt
- 0 Drive pull up 3pt
- 0 Drive pull up mid
- 35 Use glass
Drive setup
- 55 Triple threat pump fake
- 0 Triple threat jab step
- 75 Triple threat idle
- 0 Triple threat shoot
- 0 Setup with sizeup
- 10 Setup with hesitation
- 90 No setup dribble
Driving
- 40 Drive
- 40 Spot up drive
- 40 Off screen drive
- 50 Drive right
- 0 Driving crossover
- 0 Driving spin
- 0 Driving step back
- 0 Driving half spin
- 0 Driving double crossover
- 0 Driving behind the back
- 0 Driving dribble hesitation
- 0 Driving in and out
- 75 No driving dribble move
- 80 Attack strong on drive
Freelance
- 66 Shoot
- 48 Touches
- 99 Roll vs. pop
- 0 Transition spot up
- 1 Iso vs. elite defender
- 7 Iso vs. good defender
- 10 Iso vs. average defender
- 20 Iso vs. poor defender
- 99 Play discipline
Post game
- 11 Post up
- 0 Post shimmy shot
- 25 Post face up
- 50 Post back down
- 50 Post aggressive backdown
- 9 Shoot from post
- 30 Post hook left
- 78 Post hook right
- 0 Post fade left
- 0 Post fade right
- 35 Post up and under
- 40 Post hop shot
- 5 Post step back shot
- 40 Post drive
- 5 Post spin
- 10 Post drop step
- 25 Post hop step
Passing
- 20 Dish to open man
- 40 Flashy pass
- 5 Alley oop pass
Defense
- 60 Pass interception
- 85 Take charge
- 68 On-ball steal
- 90 Contest shot
- 87 Block shot
- 27 Foul
- 85 Hard foul
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for the first $72 Million you spend on this card, 718 KNICKS TAPE STAND THE FUCK UP FOR THIS BUM
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what is your deal with 718 knicks tape?
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Gotta Rep the Squad. You know that better than anyone, Pizza Steve.
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If u call Noah a bum or anything like that ever again, let's just say something not very good will happen to u.
Kinda mad he couldn't do that on the Knicks with his much money we gave him. Oh well he's gone now
a fellow knickerbocker?
Yessir
yay
and fuck porzingis
I still like porzingod.
hes a good player, but i dont like him for betraying us
Lol this guy said we