Damian Lillard diamond card
92 Overall
  • 80 INS
  • 91 OUT
  • 88 PLY
  • 88 ATH
  • 72 DEF
  • 57 REB

DameDaGoat

Written by RapsAndCalvinMurphySuperFan

Bought for: 3 slaves and a partridge in a pear tree

Strengths:

  • changing his jumper every day
  • day dreaming about butt fucking dame
  • trying to find a hitman for cheap on the dark web to use on westbrick

Weaknesses: sometimes uses 5 mans looking like he’s 9 cuddling with his ps5

Recommended Strategy: mass tag him so he blocks u

Other Comments: buy Xbox so we can play

Use if: you want a good kisser

Don't use if: you aren’t attracted to blonde guys

Bottom Line: he likes to watch Lana rhoades FRICK people


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