Pascal Siakam amethyst card
91 Overall
  • 82 INS
  • 84 OUT
  • 68 PLY
  • 86 ATH
  • 84 DEF
  • 63 REB


Written by DameDaGoat

Bought for: 517 MT


  • Beating Anonymouses by 31
  • Exposing everyone possible
  • Making an alts called "DameDaGay" and "DameDeepThroats"
  • Getting banned on 3 previous accounts


  • Doesn't seem to be a Blazers fan

Recommended Strategy: get outrebounded by Calvin Murphy, the greatest slasher of all time.

Other Comments: Vaping isn't good for you

Use if: "You think Jesser, Kris, and Jiedel should leave Youtube"

Don't use if: "You think Mopi is a snowflake for leaving"

Bottom Line: Fear the Beard

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