Magic Johnson '91
Written by Well
This load of tard is straight doo doo cream water in 2K. This man decided to touch 40 and a half chickens and get a disease, which was mostly from booty kissing pigs. I used this player to excite my other players with his disease -infested meat, which then gave my players short boosts of energy.
Bought for: $2 and a half eaten bag of skittles
Strengths: Always Initiating Decent Screens
- Inside scoring: He'll score inside with no protection
Recommended Strategy: Keep him on the bench to keep your players excited, maybe he'll bring a pig or two
Use if: You want to risk infection upon other players!
Don't use if: You have common sense
Bottom Line: Straight chicken water, never use this dude in your life. If you have him, literally quit and never play the game again