'91 Magic Johnson dark_matter card
99 Overall
  • 97 INS
  • 91 OUT
  • 98 PLY
  • 96 ATH
  • 96 DEF
  • 91 REB

This bum

Written by Well

This load of tard is straight doo doo cream water in 2K. This man decided to touch 40 and a half chickens and get a disease, which was mostly from booty kissing pigs. I used this player to excite my other players with his disease -infested meat, which then gave my players short boosts of energy.

Bought for: $2 and a half eaten bag of skittles

Strengths: Always Initiating Decent Screens

  • Inside scoring: He'll score inside with no protection

Weaknesses:

Literally everything

Recommended Strategy: Keep him on the bench to keep your players excited, maybe he'll bring a pig or two

Use if: You want to risk infection upon other players!

Don't use if: You have common sense

Bottom Line: Straight chicken water, never use this dude in your life. If you have him, literally quit and never play the game again


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