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    He got that HOF Bench Warmer Badge

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    Hell yeah is ratings always 99

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    69 LIKES
    NO ONE ELSE LIKE THIS CARD

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    23 people disagree with you

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    whoops i liked the card oh well

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    [Deleted]

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    the man is a legend look at that layup package he bout to jelly

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    25 listening to community

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    Can you dm me on how to make such good cards? xD

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    Thanks for 100 Boyos!

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    thx for ronnie ditq

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    Wait is this a swap? The game hasn't happened yet

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    yeah it has it just ended

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    Ohhh that sucks I wanted to watch it

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    Better watch the risings stars challenge now on tnt they just announced the players on their teams

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    guess you have to watch the highlights lmao

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    1st image on getty

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    i wanted to do the image but you did it first so finders keepers

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    almost at 100

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    Let's get more likes than 1st dirk lmao

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    yupp GET THE ALTS READY

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    Best game dev of all time no cap on my momma pray to the 2k gods *does one spin in chair opens pack with forehead.

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    100 LETS GO

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    damn imagine 2k releasing cards like madden did with longshot and thanksgiving with like 3 foot players and also like really subpar players with great stats, Like imagine ACTUALLY playing with ronnie in game, it would look weird af but would make the game interesting imo

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    we have done it and got it cotd, now it needs to be cotw now

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    He gon dunk it lmao

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    What’s ur twitter name

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    DITQ15
    There's some random guy who took DITQ15 on here. That ain't me.

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    Someone made this on twitter already their name is 2K moments

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    man really tried to expose him smh

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    Nah I was trying to make sure no one copied him

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    what

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    WHAT

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    You fucking cunt how dare you have a different opinions than me, I'll have you know that I am a future army soldier and the fact that you disagree with me not only shows that you have a very small intelligence level, it also shows how you are racist. White people like myself and have been oppressed by the evil black liberal media recently and nobody is doing anything to stop it besides our great President Donald J Trump who is the best American President in the history of the United States of America, which I am a member of not by the nature of decision, but rather the dice roll that has brought me into the Earth. People like you have been trying to tear us down by calling us "racist" all because of our skin color and you've been oppressing us by not letting us say the n word. This oppression hasn't stopped me from saying the n word though. We can all agree that air travel is stressful and sometimes it brings out the worst in people. Now put yourself in my shoes. Imagine sitting on your flight but this women is disregarding her little black son who is crying his lungs out in the seat next to you. You'd probably be very aggravated right? Well somehow the fake liberal media has tried to make me the bad guy here. Apparently, slapping the crying brat and calling him the n word is wrong in this day in age. Seriously, though, explain to me how I come out of this one looking like “the villain.” What was I doing wrong? Sitting in my seat, drinking my alcohol, and minding my own business? I acted like a normal human being, and now I’m being vilified. Look, I have all the sympathy in the world for parents traveling with young children. I know it’s no picnic. But if you can’t get your child to behave, then I’m sorry, steps need to be taken. I mean, am I missing something here? And man, you wouldn’t believe the looks I got after I hit that kid. Seriously, they were looking at me like I just totally lost my shit. Like I’d been the one crying, ruining the flight for everyone! No joke, these people turned on me so quick. On me! The good guy in this situation! It was one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen in my life: An airplane full of people looked at a screaming colored kid, and then looked at me, the guy who hit the kid, mind you, and they all decide to side with the colored kid. I couldn’t believe my fucking eyes. Are you telling me if you were sitting next to this screeching little tar baby, you wouldn’t slap him? Or at least call him the n word and just tell him to shut up? Well, if you have that kind of restraint, then way to go, Mother Teresa! Good for you. But I think the rest of us mortals would have done exactly the same thing. And again, what exactly was wrong about what I did? That’s right, nothing! I was doing the right thing! I was making the flight better for everyone! In fact, why am I even explaining myself here? The black kid was and is the bad guy! Has everyone gone crazy or something? And, look, obviously that cunt flight attendant had it out for me from the beginning, so I can see how she might have turned a few of the passengers against me, especially the other black people. Still, you would think a few of the non-colored and non-cunt passengers on board would have come to their senses and defended me. Nope. Not one of them did. So now I got this negro kid bawling in one ear, a shrill cunt clucking in the other, and 60 people looking at me like I’m Attila the Hun. I know, right? It makes no sense. I lost my job over this, you know. I got fired. Until a few days ago, I was president of the Children's Karate Protection Organization. Over 20 years of expert stewardship. But, oh, slap a cunt baby and suddenly two decades of loyalty and professionalism go up in smoke. Now I’m collecting welfare like a fucking spic. Can you even begin to wrap your mind around how retarded that is? The thing that really kills me, though, is how unnecessary all this attention was. This whole thing wouldn’t have gotten so out of hand if the goddamned Jew-controlled media hadn’t slipped it into their 24-hour news cycle, the little faggots. That’s right, the greedy Jewish media vultures just swooped in and made sure that I looked like some kind of monster. Me: a decent, normal guy on his fifth bourbon, trying to enjoy his flight. Well, now it’s all over and my life is ruined. I hope you’re all happy, folks, because the real tragedy of this whole unfortunate episode is that it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

    And that is why you are wrong and how you oppressed me by disagreeing with me

    Thank you for your time

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    So do you have this copied on a google document or a word document?

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    nah I typed this out in a comment earlier and I just went back and copied it

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    Oh yea on the asw predictions

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    mhm

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    that takes dedication to type so much lol

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    ...I'm apart of 2KMoments bro

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    Oh ok that’s why I was asking for ur Twitter wanted to make sure no one copied u

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    He missed that layup doe

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    He’s too good

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    im assuming he missed that shot

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    25 driving layup

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    Best Card Ever LOL

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    This did not age well

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    How do you edit the galaxy opal outline ? And the moments letters?

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    RONNIE DESERVES 2 DIE

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    And you deserve to live ? For that statement