yeah anon are about to take over i'm doing something about it.
damn this feels unreal
Upvote this if you think the draft lottery is rigged (you don't need too just don't downvote this).
If I get best draft as anon I’ll have my user as the title
All real Users we need to take back the top draft from the anonymous accounts
OMG ITS A FRICKIN 97!!!
no fucking way
literally finals drafts are 1up'ing each other it's insane
You missed J.R. bud
Coral: Yes, Marlin. No, I see it. It's beautiful.
Marlin: So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you'd get the whole ocean, did you? Huh? [Sighs] Oh, yeah. A fish can breathe out here. Did your man deliever, or did he deliver?
Coral: My man delivered.
Marlin: And it wasn't so easy.
Coral: Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place.
Marlin: You better believe they did, every single one of them.
Coral: Mm-hmm. You did good. And the neighborhood is awesome.
[Chattering and laughing]
Marlin: So, you do like it, don't you?
Coral: No, no, no. I do, I do. I really do like it. But, Marlin, I know that the drop off is desirable, with the great schools and the amazing view, but do we really need so much space?
Marlin: Coral, honey, these are our kids we're talking about. They deserve the best. Look, look, look. They'll wake up, poke their little heads out, and they see a whale! You see right by their bedroom window.
Coral: Shh! You're gonna wake the kids.
Marlin: Oh, right, right.
Coral: Aw, look. They're dreaming. We still have to name them.
Marlin: You want to name all of them right now? All right, we'll name uh, this half Marlin Junior, and this half Coral Junior. OK, we're done.
Coral: I like Nemo.
Marlin: Nemo. We'll name one Nemo, but I'd like most of them to be Marlin Junior.
Coral: Just think, in a couple of days, we're going to be parents.
Marlin: Yeah. What if they don't like me?
Marlin: No, really.
Coral: There's over 400 eggs. Odds are, one of them is bound to like you. What?
Marlin: You remember how we met?
Coral: Well, I try not to.
Marlin: Well, I remember. "Excuse me, miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?"
Marlin: You got a little closer because it was wiggling.
Coral: Get away, get away!
Marlin: Here he is. Cutie's here. Where did everybody go?
Marlin: Coral, get inside the house, Coral. No, Coral, don't. They'll be fine. Just get inside-- You, right now.
Marlin: No! Ow! [Gasps] Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
[Dramatic music playing]
Marlin: Coral! [Panting] Coral? Coral? [Gasps] Coral? Coral? Coral? [Crying] Oh! Ohh. There, there, there. It's OK. Daddy's here. Daddy's got you. I promise, I will never let anything happen to you: Nemo.
Nemo: [Offscreen] First day of school! Wake up, wake up! Come on. First day of school.
Marlin: I don't want to go to school, five more minutes.
Nemo: Not you, Dad, me.
Marlin: OK. Huh?
Nemo: Get up, get up. It's time for school, time for school, it's time for school, time for school.
Marlin: All right, I'm up.
Nemo: Boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Whoa!
Nemo: First day of school!
Marlin: Nemo, don't move. Don't move.
Nemo: Unh! Unh!
Marlin: You'll never get out of there yourself. I'll do it. Unh!
Marlin: All right, where's the break? You feel a break?
Marlin: Sometimes you can't tell 'cause fluid rushes to the area. Now any rushing fluids?
Marlin: Are you woozy?
Marlin: How many stripes do I have?
Nemo: I'm fine.
Marlin: Answer the stripe question.
Marlin: No! See? Something's wrong with you. I have one, two, three-- That's all I have? You're OK. How's the lucky fin?
Marlin: Let's see.
Marlin: Are you sure you want to go to school this year? Cause it’s just fine if you don't. You can wait 5 or 6 years.
Nemo: Come on, Dad, it's time for school.
Marlin: Uhh, uhh, uhh, forgot to brush.
Marlin: Do you want this anemone to sting you?
Nemo: OK, I'm done.
Marlin: Ah, you missed a spot.
Marlin: There. Ha ha! Right there. And here and there.
Marlin: All right, we're excited. The first day of school. Here we go. We're ready to learn to get some knowledge. Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?
Nemo: It's not safe.
Marlin: That's my boy. First, we check to see that the coast is clear. We go out, and back in. And then we go out, and back in. And then one more time, out and back in. And sometimes, if you want to do it four times--
Marlin: All right, come on, boy.
Nemo: Maybe while I'm at school, I'll see a shark.
Marlin: I highly doubt that.
Nemo: Have you ever met a shark?
Marlin: No, and I don't plan to.
Nemo: How old are sea turtles?
Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know.
Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says that sea turtles live to be about 100 years old.
Marlin: You know what, if I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him. After I'm done talking to the shark, OK? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on, wait to cross. Hold my fin. Hold my fin.
Nemo: Dad, you're not going to freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?
Marlin: [Offscreen] Hey, that snail was about to charge. Hmm. I wonder where we're supposed to go.
All: Bye, Mom!
Mom: I'll pick you up after school.
Crab: Ha ha! Come on, you guys, stop it! Give it back!
Marlin: Come on, we'll try over there.
Marlin: Excuse me, is this where we meet his teacher?
Bob: Well, look who's out of the anemone.
Marlin: Yes. Shocking, I know.
Bob: Marty, right?
Bill: Bill. Hey, you're a clownfish. You're funny, right? Hey, tell us a joke.
Marlin: Well, actually, that's a common misconception. Clownfish are no funnier than any other fish.
Bill: Aw. Come on, clownie.
Ted: Yeah, do something funny.
Marlin: All right, I know one joke. There's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea-- He doesn't walk up, he swims up. Actually, the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place, and then the sea cucmber... Well, they--I'm mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I--
Bob: Sheldon! Get out of Mr. Johannsen's yard now!
Mr. Johanson: All right, you kids! Ooh, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Ooh, where'd you go?
Marlin: Dad. Dad, can I go play, too? Can I?
Marlin: I would feel better if you'd go play over on the sponge beds.
Marlin: That's where I would play.
Pearl: What's wrong with his fun?
Tad: He looks funny.
Sheldon: Ow! Hey, what'd I do? What'd I do?
Bob: Be nice. It's his first time at school.
Marlin: He was born with it, kids. We call it his lucky fin.
Pearl: See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell. Especially when I twirl them like this.
Sheldon: I'm H-2-O intolerant. Ah-choo!
Tad: I'm obnoxious.
Mr. Ray: ♪ Oh! Let's name the zones, the zones, the zones. Let's name the zones of the open sea! ♪
Kids: Mr. Ray!
Sheldon: Come on, Nemo.
Marlin: Oh. You better stay with me.
Mr. Ray: ♪ Mesopelagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic, all the rest are too deep for you and me to see! ♪ Huh. I wonder where my class has gone?
All: We're under here!
Mr. Ray: Oh, there you are. Climb aboard, explorers. ♪ Oh, knowledge exploring is, oh, so lyrical, when you think thoughts that are empirical. ♪
Nemo: Dad, you can go now.
Mr. Ray: Hello. Who is this?
Nemo: I'm Nemo.
Mr. Ray: Well, Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question.
Mr. Ray: You live in what kind of home?
Nemo: An anemon-none. A nemenem-menome.
Mr. Ray: OK, OK, don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorers.
Marlin: Just so you know, he's got a little fin. I find he's having trouble swimming, I let him take a break, 10, 15 minutes.
Nemo: [Offsceeen] Dad, it's time for you to go now.
Mr. Ray: Don't worry. We're gonna stay together as a group. OK, class, optical orbits up front. And remember, we keep our supraesophogeal ganglion to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.
Jimmy: [Offscreen] Aw, man!
Marlin: Bye, Nemo!
Nemo: Bye, Dad!
Marlin: Bye, son! Be safe.
Bob: Hey, you're doing pretty well for a first-timer.
Marlin: Well, you can't hold on to them forever, can you?
Bill: I had a tough time with my oldest out at the drop off.
Marlin: They just got to grow up-- The drop off? They're going to the drop off? What are you, insane? Why don't we just fry them up now and serve them with chips?
Bob: Hey, Marty, calm down!
Marlin: Don't tell me to be calm, pony boy!
Bob: Pony boy?
Bill: For a clownfish, he really isn't that funny.
Mr. Ray: ♪ Oh! Let's name the species, the species, the species! Let's name the species that live in the sea! ♪
Nemo: [Offscreen] Whoa.
Mr. Ray: ♪ There's porifera, coelenterata, hydrosa, scyphoza, anthozoa, ctenophora, bryozoas, three! Gastropoda, arthropoda, echinoderma, and some fish like you and me! ♪ Come on, sing with me. ♪ Oh! ♪ [Continues singing indisitinctly]
[Dramatic music playing]
Mr. Ray: Just the girls this time. ♪ Oh, seaweed is cool, seaweed is fun, it makes it ls food. ♪ OK, the drop off. All right, kids, feel free to explore, but stay close. [Gasps] Stromalitic cyanobacteria! Gather.
Mr. Ray: An entire ecosystem contained in one infintesimal speck. There are as many protein pairs contained in this...
Tad: Come on, let's go.
Mr. Ray: Come on, sing with me! ♪ There's porifera, coelenterata, hydrozoa, scyphoza, anthozoa, ctemopora, bryozoas, three. ♪
Nemo: Hey, guys, wait up! Whoa. Cool.
Tad: Saved your life!
Pearl: Aw, you guys made me ink!
Nemo: What's that?
Tad: [Offscreen] I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He said it was called a butt.
Pearl: Wow. That's a pretty big butt.
Sheldon: Oh, look at me. I'm going to go touch the butt. Ah-choo! Whoa!
Kids: Ha ha ha!
Sheldon: Oh, yeah? Let's see you get closer.
Pearl: OK. Beat that!
Tad: Come on, Nemo! How far can you go?
Nemo: Um, my dad says it's not safe.
Marlin: Nemo! No!
Marlin: You were about to swim into open water!
Nemo: No, I wasn't gonna go!
Marlin: Just a good thing I was here. If I hadn't shown up--
Pearl: Sir, he wasn't gonna go!
Tad: Yeah, he was too afraid!
Nemo: No, I wasn't!
Marlin: This does not concern you, kids, and you're lucky I don't tell your parents who were out there. You know you can't swim well!
Nemo: I can swim fine, Dad, OK?
Marlin: No, it's not OK. You shouldn't be anymore near here. OK, I was right. You know what? You'll start school in a year or two.
Nemo: No, Dad! Just because you're scared of the ocean--
Marlin: Clearly, you're not ready, and you're not coming back until you are. You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo!
Nemo: I hate you.
Mr. Ray: ♪ There's... ♪ Nothing to see. Gather. Over there. Excuse me. Is there anything I can do? I am a scientist, sir. Is there any problem?
Marlin: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt things. He isn't a good swimmer, and it's a little too soon for him to be out here usupervised.
Mr. Ray: [Offscreen] Well, I can assure you, he's quite safe with me.
Marlin: [Offscreen] I'm sure he is, but you have a large class, and he can get lost from sight if you're not looking. I'm not saying you're not looking.
Becky: Oh, my gosh! Nemo's swimming out to sea!
Marlin: [Gasps] Nemo! What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there, and I'm gonna have to get you before another fish does! Get back here! I said get back here now! Stop! You take one more move, mister... Don't! Don't you dare! If you put one fin on that boat... Are you listening to me? Don't touch the bo--Nemo!
Tad: [Whispering] He touched the butt!
Marlin: You just paddle your little tail right back here, Nemo! That's right! You are in big trouble, young man! Do you hear me? Big...
Nemo: [Gasps] Aah! Daddy! Help me!
Marlin: I'm coming, Nemo! [Gasps]
Mr. Ray: Get under me, kids!
Nemo: Aah! Oh! No! Dad! Daddy!
Marlin: [Panting] Oh! Nemo! [Panting] Unh. Nemo! Nemo, no! Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No! [Panting] No! Aah! Uhh. [Panting] Nemo! Nemo!
[Dramatic music playing]
Diver: Whoa! Hold on!
Marlin: Oh, no. No. No, it's gone! It's gone! No, no, it can't be gone! No, no! Nemo! Nemo! Nemo! No! [Inhales] Nemo! Nemo! No! No, please, no! No, no! [Panting] Has anybody seen a boat? Please! A white boat! They took my son! My son! Help me, please.
Dory: Look out!
Marlin: Ooh. Ohh.
Dory: Ohh. Oh, oh. Sorry. I didn't see you. Sir? Are you OK?
Marlin: He's gone, he's gone.
Dory: There, there. It's all right.
Marlin: He's gone.
Dory: It'll be OK.
Marlin: No, no. They took him away! I have to find the boat!
Dory: A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat!
Marlin: You have?
Dory: It passed by not too long ago.
Marlin: A white one?
Dory: Hi. I'm Dory.
Marlin: Where? Which way?
Dory: Oh, oh, oh. It went, um, this way! It went this way! Follow me!
Marlin: Thank you! Thank you, thank you so much!
Dory: No problem.
[Dramatic music playing]
Marlin: [Panting, offscreen] Hey... Wait!
Dory: Will you quit it?
Dory: I'm trying to swim here. What ocean isn't big enough for you or some like that? You got a problem, buddy? Huh? Huh? Do you? Do you? Do you? You want a piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared, now! What?
Marlin: Wait a minute.
Dory: Stop following me, OK?
Marlin: What are you talking about? You're showing me which way the boat went!
Dory: A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat! It passed by not too long ago. It went um, this way! It went this way! Follow me!
Marlin: Wait a minute, wait a minute! What is going on? You already told me which way the boat was going!
Dory: I did? Oh, no.
Marlin: If this is some kind practical joke, it's not funny. And I know funny. I'm a clownfish.
Dory: No, it's not. I know it's not. I'm... I'm so sorry. See, I... I suffer from short-term memory loss.
Marlin: Short-term memory loss. I don't believe this.
Dory: No, it's true. I forget things almost instantly. It runs in my family. Well, I mean, at least, I think it does. Um, hmm. Where are they? Can I help you?
Marlin: Something's wrong with you, really. You're wating my time. I have to find my son. [Gasps]
Dory: Well, hi!
Bruce: Name's Bruce. It's all right. I understand. Why trust a shark, right? [Laughs]
Bruce: So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late, eh?
Marlin: Nothing. We're not doing anything. We're not even out.
Bruce: Great! Then how'd you morsels like to come to a little get-together I'm having?
Dory: You mean, like a party?
Bruce: Yeah, right. A party. What do you say?
Dory: Oh, I love parties. That sounds like fun.
Marlin: You know, parties are fun, and it's tempting, but we can't--
Bruce: Oh, come on, I insist.
Marlin: [Offscreen] OK. That's all that matters.
Dory: [Offscreen] Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
Bruce: [Offscreen] Ha ha ha ha! Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop.
[Dramatic music playing]
Marlin: [Gasps, offscreen] Oh. Ohh.
Bruce: Anchor! Chum!
Anchor: There you are, Bruce. Finally.
Bruce: We got company.
Anchor: Well, it's about time, mate.
Chum: We've already gone through the snacks, and I'm still starving.
Anchor: We almost had a feeding frenzy.
Chum: Come on, let's get this over with.
Bruce: [Offscreen] Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.
All: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
Anchor: Except stinkin' dolphins.
Chum: Dolphins? Yeah. They think they're so cute. "Oh, look at me. I'm a flippin' little dolphin. Let me flip for you. Ain't I something?"
Bruce: Right, then. Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a Fish Friend. Now, do you all have your friends?
Anchor: Got mine.
Dory: Hey, there.
Bruce: How about you, Chum?
Chum: Oh, I...seem to have misplaced my friend.
Bruce: [Offscreen] That's all right, Chum. I had a feeling this would be a difficult step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.
Chum: Oh, thanks, mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?
Bruce: [Offscreen] I'll start the testimonies. Hello. My name is Bruce.
Both: Hello, Bruce.
Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish. On my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
Chum: You're an inspiration to all of us!
Bruce: Right, then. Who's next?
Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, oh, oh. Pick me, pick me, pick me.
Bruce: Yes. The little Sheila down the front.
Bruce: Come on up here.
Dory: Hi. I'm Dory.
All: Hello, Dory.
Dory: And, uh, well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.
Chum: Hey, that's incredible.
Bruce: Good on you, mate.
Dory: [Sighs] I'm glad that I got that off my chest.
Bruce: All right, anyone else? Hello, how about you, mate? What's your problem?
Marlin: [Offscreen] Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.
Bruce: Oh, OK.
Bruce: [Offscreen] Just start with your name.
Marlin: OK. Uh, hello. My name is Marlin. I'm a clownfish.
Chum: A clownfish? Really?
Bruce: Go on! Tell us a joke!
Chum: Oh, I love jokes!
Marlin: Well, I actually do know one that's pretty good. Um, there was this mollusk, and he walks up to sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks, so the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
[Dramatic music playing]
Nemo: [Offscreen] Daddy!
Chum: Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo! I don't get it.
Bruce: For a clownfish, he's not that funny.
Marlin: No, no, no, no. He's my son. He was taken by these divers.
Dory: [Gasps, offscreen] Oh, my. You poor fish.
Chum: Humans! Think they own everything.
Anchor: Probably American!
Bruce: Now, there is a father-- Looking for his little boy.
Marlin: [Offscreen] What do these markings mean?
Bruce: [Sobs] I never knew my father!
Anchor: Group hug.
Chum: Come here. We're all mates here, mate.
Marlin: I can't read human.
Dory: [Offscreen] Well, then, we got to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look, sharks!
Marlin: No, no, no, Dory!
Dory: Hey, guys, guys!
Marlin: No, no, no, Dory!
Dory: Hey, that's mine! Give it to me!
Dory: Gimme! Ow!
Marlin: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you OK?
Dory: Ow, ow, ow.
Marlin: I'm so sorry.
Dory: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?
Dory: Ow, ow, ow.
Bruce: Dory, are you OK--Ohh. Ohh, that's good.
Bruce: Just a bite!
Anchor: Hold it together, mate!
Chum: Remember, Bruce, fish are friends, not food!
Marlin: Dory, look out!
Bruce: I'm having fish tonight!
Chum: Remember the steps, mate! Remember the steps!
Marlin: [Offscreen] Aah! Aah! Whoa!
Bruce: Just one bite!
Bruce: G'day. Grr!
Marlin: There's no way out! There's got to be a way to escape!
Dory: Who is it?
Marlin: Dory, help me find a way out!
Dory: Sorry. You'll have to come back later. We're trying to escape!
Marlin: OK, there's no way out! There's got to be a way out!
Dory: Look, here's something. "Es-cap-e." I wonder what that means. It's funny. It's spelled just like the word "escape."
Marlin: Let's go!
Bruce: Here's Brucey!
Marlin: Wait a minute. You can read?
Dory: I can read? That's right! I can read!
Marlin: Well, then, here! Read this now!
Anchor: He really doesn't mean it, you know! He never even knew his father!
Chum: [Offscreen] Don't fall off the wagon!
Marlin: Oh, no, it's blocked!
Anchor: No, Bruce, focus!
Chum: Sorry about Bruce, mate!
Anchor: He's really a nice guy!
Marlin: I need to get that mask!
Dory: You want that mask? OK.
Marlin: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Marlin: Quick, grab the mask! Grab it!
Anchor: Oh, no. Bruce?
Bruce: [Sniffs] What?
[Dramatic music playing]
Bruce: [Gasps] Swim away! Swim away!
Dory: [Offscreen] Aw, is the party over?
Nemo: Dad? [Panting] Daddy? Huh?
[Dramatic music playing]
Nemo: Aah! Uhh!
Nemo: Uhh! [Panting]
Dentist: Prep for his anterior crown, would you, please? And I'm going to need a few more cotton rolls.
Barbara: [Offscreen] OK.
Dentist: Hello, little fella.
Dentist: Heh heh heh! Beauty, isn't he? I found that guy struggling for life out on the reef, and I saved him. So, has that Novocaine kicked in yet?
Patient: [Offscreen] I think so. We're ready to roll.
Bubbles: Bubbles! [Muttering] My bubbles.
Peach: He likes bubbles.
Nemo: Aah! Ohh! No! Uhh!
Bloat: Whoa. Slow down, little fella. There's nothing to worry about.
Deb: Oh, he's scared to death.
Nemo: I want to go home. Do you know where my dad is?
Peach: Honey, your dad's probably back at the pet store.
Nemo: Pet store?
Bloat: Yeah, you know, like, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart.
Gurgle: Pet Palace.
Deb: Mail order.
Gurgle: So, which one is it?
Nemo: I'm from the ocean.
Gurgle: Ah, the ocean. The ocean? Aah! Aah! Aah! He hasn't been decontaminated yet. Jacques!
Gurgle: Clean him!
Jacques: Ooh, la mer. Bon.
[Accordion music playing]
Jacques: Voila. He is clean. [Pop]
Bubbles: Wow. The big blue. What's it like?
Nemo: Big and blue?
Bubbles: I knew it.
Deb: If there's anything you need, just ask your Auntie Deb. That's me. Or if I'm not around, yoh can talk to my sister Flo. Hi. How are you? Don't listen to anything my sister says. She's nuts. Ha ha ha ha!
Peach: [Muffled] We got a live one.
Bloat: Can't hear you, Peach.
Peach: I said we got a live one.
Bloat: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Deb: What do we got?
Peach: Root canal, and boy the looks of those x-rays, it's nog going to be pretty.
Bloat: Robert dam and clamp installed?
Gurgle: What did he use to open?
Peach: Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favore that one lately.
Deb: Oh, I can't see, Flo.
Patient: You're getting a little too--Aah!
Peach: [Offscreen] Now he's doing the Schilder technique.
Bloat: [Offscreen] He's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file. That's a K-Flex.
Bloat: It has a teardrop cross-section. Clearly a Hedstrom.
Gurgle: No, no, K-Flex.
Bloat: Hedstrom! There I go. A little help, over here.
Deb: [Offscreen] I'll go deflate him.
Dentist: [Offscreen] All right. Go ahead and rinse.
Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.
Peach: Hey, Nigel.
Nigel: What did I miss in my life?
Peach: [Offscreen] Root canal, and it's a doozy.
Nigel: Root canal? What did he use to open?
Peach: Gater-Glidden drill.
Nigel: He's been favoring that one. Hope he doesn't get surplus sealer at the portal terminus. Hello. Who's this?
Deb: New guy. Ha ha ha!
Gurgle: The dentist took him off the reef.
Nigel: An outie. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I ever took a snap at you. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.
Dentist: Hey! No, no, no, no! They're not your fish. They're my fish. Come on, go. Go on, shoo, shoo! Aw, the picture broke. This here's Darla. She's my niece. She's going to be eight this week. Hey, little fella. Say hello to your new mummy. She's gonna be here Friday to pick you up. You're her present. Shh, shh, shh. It's our little secret. Well, Mr. Tucker, while that sets up, I'm going to see a man about a wallaby.
Bloat: Oh, Darla.
Nemo: What? What's wrong with her?
Gurgle: [Offscreen] She wouldn't stop shaking the bag.
Bubbles: [Offscreen] Poor Chuckles.
Deb: He was her present last year.
Bloat: [Offscreen] Hitched a ride on the porcelain express.
Peach: [Offscreen] She's a fish killer!
Nemo: I can't go with that girl! I have to get back to my dad! Aah! Daddy! Help me!
Deb: Oh, he's stuck.
Gill: [Offscreen] Nobody touch him. Nobody touch him.
Nemo: Can you help me?
Gill: No. You got yourself in there. You can get yourself out.
Gill: I want to see him do it. OK? Calm down. Alternate wiggling your fins and your tail.
Nemo: I can't. I don't have a bad fin.
Gill: Never stopped me.
[Dramatic music playing]
Gill: Just think about what you need to do.
Bloat: Come on.
Bloat: You did it!
Deb: Good squirming. Ha ha ha!
Peach: Wow. From the ocean, just like you, Gill.
Peach: [Chuckles] I've seen that look before. What are you thinking about?
Gill: I'm thinking, tonight, we give the kid a proper reception.
Bloat: So, kid, you got a name or what?
Nemo: Nemo. I'm Nemo.
Marlin: Nemo. Nemo.
Dory: [Mutters, offscreen] Are you gonna eat that?
Dory: Careful with that hanmer.
[Dramatic music playing]
Marlin: [Panting] No, no. What does it say? Dory!
Dory: [Offscreen] A sea monkey has my money.
Marlin: Wake up. Get up. Come on. Get up. Come on!
Dory: Yes, I'm a natural blue.
Marlin: Get up!
Dory: [Offscreen] Look out! Sharks eat fish! Aah!
Dory: [Gasps] Aah!
Dory: [Offscreen] Wow. Dusty.
Marlin: [Offscreen] The mask. Where's the mask?
Marlin: No! No, not the mask! Get it! Get the mask! Get the mask! Get it! [Panting]
Dory: [Offscreen] ♪ Hoo doot doo doot doot doo doot. ♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪ La la la la la la. ♪ It just keeps going on, doesn't it? Echo! Echo! Hey, what you doing?
Marlin: It's gone. I've lost the mask.
Dory: Did you drop it?
Marlin: You dropped it! That was my only chance of finding my son. Now it's gone.
Dory: Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills, when life gets you down, know what you got to do?
Marlin: I don't want to know.
Dory: ♪ Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim. ♪
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: ♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim! ♪
Marlin: See, I'm going to get stuck now with that song. Now it's in my head.
Marlin: Dory, do you see anything?
Dory: Aah! Something's got me.
Marlin: That was me. I'm sorry.
Dory: Who's that?
Marlin: Who's that? Who could it be? It's me.
Dory: [Offscreen] Are you my conscience?
Marlin: [Offscreen] Yeah, yeah. I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
Dory: Can't complain.
Marlin: Yeah? Good. Now, Dory, I want you to tell me: Do you see anything?
Dory: I see a...I see a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yeah. Over there. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
Marlin: No. I see it, too.
[Dramatic music playing]
Marlin: What is it?
Dory: It's so pretty.
Marlin: I'm feeling...happy, which is a big deal for me.
Dory: I want to touch it. Oh.
Marlin: Hey, come back. Come on back here.
Dory: ♪ I'm gonna get you. ♪ I'm gonna get you.
Marlin: I'm gonna swim with you.
Dory: I'm gonna get you.
Marlin: ♪ I'm gonna be your best friend. ♪ Good feeling's gone.
Marlin: Waah! [Screaming] I can't see! I don't know where I'm going!
Dory: [Offscreen] Haah!
Marlin: The mask!
Dory: What mask? OK, I can't see a thing.
Marlin: Oh, gee.
Dory: Hey, loom, a mask.
Marlin: Read it!
Dory: [Offscreen] I'm sorry, but if you could just bring a little closer, I kind of need the light. That's great. Keep it right there.
Marlin: Just read it!
Dory: OK, OK. Mr. Bossy. Uh, "P." OK. "P. Sher... Sher--P. Sher--" P. Shirley? "P.--"
Dory: Oh. The first line's "P. Sherman."
Marlin: "P. Sherman" doesn't make any sense!
Dory: [Offscreen] OK. Second line. "42."
Marlin: [Offscreen] Don't eat me. Don't eat me. Aah!
Dory: [Offscreen] Light, please!
Dory: [Offscreen] "Walla--walla--"
Marlin: [Offscreen] Waah! Waah! Waah!
Dory: [Offscreen] The second line's "42 Wallaby Way."
Marlin: [Offscreen] That's great. Just finish up here. Speed read. Take a guess. No pressure. No problem. There's a lot of pressure. Pressure! Take a guess now with pressure!
Dory: "Sydney"! It's "Sydney"!
Dory: [Offscreen] Aah!
Marlin: [Offscreen] I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. I died. I'm dead.
[Dramatic music playing]
Marlin: Whoo-hoo! ♪ We did it, we did it! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! No eating here tonight, whoo! ♪
Both: ♪ Eating here tonight! ♪
Dory: ♪ No, no, no, eating here tonight! ♪
Dory: ♪ You on a diet. ♪
Marlin: Dory! So, what did it say? What did the mask say?
Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. [Gasps] I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time!
Marlin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Now where is that?
Dory: I don't know. But who cares? Ha ha! I remembered.
Dory: [Offscreen] P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!
[Ship's horn blows]
Jacques: [Offscreen] Psst. Nemo.
Nemo: [Offscreen] Mmm...
Jacques: ♪ Nemo. ♪
Jacques: Suivez-moi. Follow me.
[Dramatic music playing]
Fish: [Offscreen] ♪ Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. Ha hwa ha. ♪
All: ♪ Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ho ha. Hahoo wahoo yahoo ho! Hahoo wahoo yahoo ho! Hahoo ho ho wahoo ha hee! Ha ho wahee ha ho ho ho! Hoo! ♪
Gill: State your name.
Gill: Brother Bloat, proceed.
Bloat: Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth, to summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie, to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood.
Peach: We want you in our club, kid.
Bloat: If you are able to swim through the Ring of Fire! [Echoes] Turn on the Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire! You said you could do it. The Ring of Fire!
Bubbles: Bubbles, bubbles, let me--Oh!
All: ♪ Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. Ha hwa ha ho ho ho. ♪
Peach: Isn't there another way? He's just a boy!
[Chanting gets faster and louder]
Gill: From this moment on, you will now be known as Sharkbait.
All: Sharkbait, oo-ha-ha!
Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait.
All: Sharkbait, oo-ha-ha!
Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait.
Gurgle: Sharkbait! Ooh...ba-ba-do.
Gill: OK, Sharkbait's one of us now, agreed?
Gill: We can't send him to his death. Darla's coming in five days. So, whart are we going to do? I'll tell you what we're gonna do, we're gonna get him out of here. We're gonna help him escape.
Nemo: Escape? Really?
Gill: We're all gonna escape.
Gurgle: Gill, please. Not another escape plan.
Deb: Sorry, but they just never work.
Bloat: Yeah, why should this be any different?
Gill: Because we've got him.
Gill: You see that filter?
Gill: You're the only one who can get in and out of that thing. What we need you to do is take a pebble inside there, and jam the gears. You do that and this tank's gonna get filthier and filthier by the minute. Pretty soon, the dentist'll have to clean the tank himself, and when he does, he'll take us out of the tank, put us in in individual baggies, then we'll roll ourselves down the counter, out of the window, off the awning, into the bushes, across the street, and into the harbor! It's foolproof. Who's with me?
Gurgle: I think you're nuts.
Gurgle: No offense, kid, but you're not the best swimmer.
Gill: He's fine. He can do this. So, Sharkbait, what do you think?
Nemo: Let's do it.
Dory: [Offscreen] I'm going to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where are you going? I'm going to P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. If you ask where I'm going, I'll tell you that's where I'm going. It's P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Where? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
Marlin: [Offscreen] Excuse me. Excuse me. Hi. Do you know how to get-- Hello? Whoa. Wait, wait. Can you tell me-- Hey! Hold it! I'm trying to talk to you! Fella, come back here. One quick question. I need to-- And they're gone again.
Dory: [Offscreen] P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. Why do I have to tell you over and over again? I'll tell you again. I don't get tired of it--
Marlin: OK, all right.
Marlin: Here's the thing.
Marlin: I just I think it's best if carry on from here by... by myself.
Marlin: You know, alone.
Marlin: Without--without-- I mean, not without you. It's just... But I don't want you...with me.
Marlin: Am I... I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Dory: You want me to leave?
Marlin: Well, I mean, not--Yes. I just can't afford any more delays, and you're one of those fish that cause delays. And sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish. They're delay fish.
Dory: You mean... [Whimpers] You mean you don't like me?
Marlin: No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
Marlin: Oh, don't cry. I like you.
Fish School Leader: Hey, you! Lady, is this guy bothering you?
Dory: Um...I don't remember. Were you?
Marlin: No, no, no, no, no. We're just-- Do you guys know how I can get to--
Fiah School Leader: Look, pal, we're talking to the lady, not you. Hey, hey. You like impressions?
Dory: [Sniffles] Mm-hmm.
Fish School Leader: Just like in rehearsals, gentlemen. So what are we? Take a guess.
Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, oh. I've seen one of those.
Fish School Leader: I'm a fish with a nose like a sword.
Dory: Wait, wait, um--
Marlin: It's a swordfish!
Fish School Leader: [Offscreen] Hey, clown boy, let the lady guess. Where's the butter?
Dory: Ooh! It's on the tip of my tongue!
Marlin: [Coughs] Lobster.
Fish School Leader: Saw that! Lots of legs! Live in the ocean.
Fish School Leader: Close enough! Oh, it's a whale of a tale. I'll tell you, lad...
Dory: They're good.
Marlin: Will somebody please give me directions?!
Fish School Leader: "Will somebody please give me directions?!"
Dory: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Marlin: I'm serious!
Fish School Leader: "Blah blah blah, me, me, blah! Blah blah blah, me, me, me!"
Marlin: Thank you.
Dory: Oh, dear. Hey! Hey, come back! Hey, what's the matter?
Marlin: What's the matter? While they're doing their silly little impressions, I am miles from home with a fish that can't even remember her name!
Dory: I bet that's frustrating.
Marlin: Meanwhile, my son is out there.
Dory: Your son Chico?
Marlin: But it doesn't matter because no fish is this entire ocean is going to help me.
Dory: Well, I'm helping you. Wait right here. Guys!
Fish School Leader: What, is he bothering you again?
Dory: No, no. He's a good guy. Go easy on him. He's lost his son Fabio. Any of yoh heard of P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?
Fish School Leader: Sydeny? Oh, sure! [Choir sings] Why, Ted here's got relatives in Sydney. Don't you, Ted? Sure do!
Dory: Oh! Hey! They know Sydney!
Dory: You wouldn't know how to get there, would you?
Fish School Leader: What you want to follow the E.A.C. That's the East Australian Current. Big current. Can't miss it. It's in...that direction. And then you follow that for about... I don't know. What do you guys think? About three leagues? That little baby will put you right last Sydney. Ta-da!
Marlin: That's great! That's great! Dory, you did it!
Dory: Oh, please, I'm just your little helper. Helping along. That's me.
Marlin: Listen, fellas, thank you.
Fish School Leader: [Offscreen] Don't mention it! Just loosen up, OK, buddy?
Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, you guys. You really nailed him. Bye.
Fish School Leader: [Offscreen] Oh, hey, ma'am. One more thing.
Fish School Leader: When you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.
Dory: [Offscreen] Trench, through it, not over it. I'll remember. Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up, partner! Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! I gotta... I gotta tell you something. Whoa. Nice trench. Hello! [Echoing] OK, let's go.
Marlin: No, no. Bad trench. Come on, we're gonna swim over this thing.
Dory: Whoa, whoa, partner. Little red flag going up. Something's telling me to swim through it, not over it.
Marlin: Are you looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it.
Dory: I'm sorry, but I really, really, really think we should swim through.
Marlin: And I'm really, really done talking about this. Over we go.
Dory: Come on, trust me on this.
Marlin: Trust you?
Dory: Yes, trust. It's what friends do.
Marlin: Look! Something shiny!
Marlin: Oh, it just swam over the trench. Come on, we'll follow it!
Dory: OK! Boy, it sure is clear up here.
Marlin: Exactly. And look at that, there's the current. We should be there in no time.
Dory: Hey, little guy.
Marlin: You wanted to go through the trench.
Dory: I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy. Come here, little Squishy. [Baby talk]
Marlin: Dory, that's a jellyfish!
Dory: Bad Squishy, bad Squishy!
Marlin: Shoo, shoo, shoo! Get away! Let me see that.
Dory: Don't touch it, don't touch it.
Marlin: I won't touch it. I just want to look.
Dory: Hey! How come it didn't sting you?
Marlin: It did. It's just that--
Dory: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Marlin: Hold still. I live in this anemone, and I'm used to these kind of stings.
Dory: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Marlin: It doesn't look bad. You'll be fine. But now we know, don't we that we don't want to touch these again. Let's be thankful this time it was just a little one. Aah!
Marlin: Don't move. This is bad, Dory.
Dory: Hey, watch this! Boing! Boing!
Marlin: [Gasps] Dory!
Dory: ♪ You can't catch me! ♪
Marlin: Dory! Don't bounce on the tops! They will...not sting you! The tops don't sting you!
Dory: Two in a row! Beat that!
Marlin: Dory, listen to me. I have an idea, a game.
Dory: A game?
Dory: Oh! I love games! Pick me!
Marlin: All right. Here's the game. Whoever can hop the fastest out of these jellyfish wins!
Marlin: Rules, rules, rules! You can't touch the tentacles. Only the tops.
Dory: Something about tentacles. Got it. On your mark, get set, go!
Marlin: Wait! Not something about 'em, it's all about 'em!
Marlin: Wait, Dory!
Dory: Gotta go faster if you want to win!
Marlin: Whoa! Dory!
Dory: Boing, boing, boing!
Marlin: Wait a minute! Whoa! Dory!
Marlin: We're still there. We're cheating death now. That's what we're doing. But we're having fun at the same time. I can do this. Just be careful.
Dory: Yeah, careful I don't make you cry when I win!
Marlin: No!, I don't think so!
Dory: Ha ha ha ha! Whoa! Give it up, old man. You can't fight evolution. I was built for speed.
Marlin: The question is, Dory, are you hungry?
Marlin: Yeah. 'Cause you're about to eat my bubbles! Duck to the left! Right there! The clownfish is the winner! Whoo-hoo! We did it! Look at us! Dory? Oh, no. Dory! Dory! Dory! [Gasps] Dory!
Marlin: Ohh! [Screams]
Dory: [Offscreen] Am I disqualified?
Marlin: [Offscreen] No, you're doing fine! You're actually winning! But you gotta stay awake. What does P. Sherman live?
Dory: P. Sherman, Wallaby Way, Sydney.
Marlin: [Offscreen] That's it!
Dory: Wallaby Way...
Marlin: Uhh! Stay awake! Stay awake! Ooh! Stay awake! Stay...awake! Awake.
Dory: P. Sherman.
Dory: 42 Wallaby Way.
Marlin: Wake up. Nemo...
Gill: You miss your dad, don't you, Sharkbait?
Gill: You're lucky to have someone out there looking for you.
Nemo: He's not looking for me. He's scared of the ocean.
Gill: Peach, any movement?
Peach: He's had only four cups of coffee. It's gotta be soon.
Gill: Keep on him. My first escape, landed on dental tools. I was aiming for the toilet.
Gill: All drains lead to the ocean, kid.
Nemo: Wow. How many times have you tried to get out?
Gill: Ah, I've lost count. Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to you.
Bubbles: [Laughing] Bubbles! Bubbles!
Peach: Potty break! He grabbed the "Reader's Digest." We have 4.2 minutes!
Gill: That's your cue, Sharkbait.
Bloat: You can do it, kid.
Gill: We gotta be quick. Once you get in, swim to the bottom of the chamber, and I'll talk you through the rest.
Gill: Go on, Nemo, it'll be a piece of kelp.
Gill: Nicely done! Can you hear me?
Gill: Here comes the pebble. Ptoo.
Gill: Now, do you see a small opening?
Gill: Inside it, you'll see a rotating fan. Very carefully, wedge that pebble into the fan to stop it turning.
Gill: Careful, Sharkbait!
Nemo: I can't do it!
Peach: Gill, this isn't a good idea.
Gill: He'll be fine. Try again!
Gill: [Offscreen] That's it, Sharkbait. Nice and steady.
Nemo: I got it! I got it!
Bloat: He did it!
Gill: That's great, kid! Now swim up the tube and out.
Nemo: Oh, no! Gill! Gill!
Bloat: Oh, my gosh!
Gill: Get him outta there!
Gurgle: What do we do, what do we do?
Peach: Oh, no!
Gill: Stay calm, kid. Just don't panic!
Nemo: Help me!
Gill: Sharkbait, grab hold of this!
Nemo: No! No! No!
Gill: Feed me more!
Gurgle: That's it!
Gill: Come on, Sharkbait! Grab it!
Nemo: [Grunting] I got it!
Peach: [Offscreen] Gill, don't make him go back in there.
Gill: No. We're done.
Crush: [Offscreen] Dude.
Crush: Dude. Focus, dude. Dude.
Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
Marlin: [Offscreen] Ohh. What happened?
Crush: Oh, saw the whole thing, dude. First, you are all, like, "Whoa!", and then we were all, like, "Whoa!", and then you were, like, "Whoa."
Marlin: [Offscreen] What are you talking about?
Crush: You, mini-man. Takin' on the jellies. You got serious thrill issues, dude.
Marlin: Uhh. Oh, my stomach. Ohh!
Crush: Oh, man. No hurlin' on the shell, dude, OK? Just waxed it.
Marlin: So, Mr. Turtle--
Crush: Whoa, dude. Mr. Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
Marlin: Crush? Really? OK, Crush. Listen, I need to get to the East Australian Current. E.A.C.?
Crush: [Laughs] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
[Dramatic music playing]
Crush: OK, grab shell, dude!
Marlin: Grab wh-a-a-at?! [Screaming]
Crush: Ha ha! Righteous! Righteous! Yeah!
Crush: So... [Sighs] What brings you on this fine day to the E.A.C.?
Marlin: Well, Dory and I need to get to Sydney. [Gasps] Dory! Is she all right?
Crush: Huh? Oh, little blue. She is sub-level, dude.
Marlin: Dory! Dory! Dory! [Whispers] Dory.
Marlin: I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. It's all my fault.
Dory: Twenty-nine, thirty! Ready or not, here I come! [Gasps] There you are!
Dory: Catch me if you can! [Laughing]
Kid: [Offscreen] Nice wave! Oh, wow!
Marlin: Heh heh.
Both: Up you go!
Kid: Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
Marlin: Oh, my goodness!
Crush: Whoa. Kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Squirt does flying solo.
Squirt: Whoa! Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I do?
Crush: You so totally rock, Squirt! So just give me some fin. Noggin.
Crush: Oh...intro. Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.
Squirt: Jellies?! Sweet.
Marlin: Well, aparently, I must've done something you liked...dudes.
Squirt: You rock, dude!
Crush: Curl away, my son. Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs. We leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.
Marlin: All by themselves?
Marlin: But, but, but, dude, how do you know when they're ready?
Crush: Well, you never really know. But when they know, you'll know, you know? Ha.
Dory: Hey, look, everybody.
Kid: I know that dude! It's the Jellyman!
Dory: [Offscreen] Go on. Jump on him!
Kids: Turtle pile!
Marlin: Wait,.wait, wait!
Kid: Are you funny? Where's your shell?
Marlin: I need to breathe!
Kid: Are you running away? Did you really cross the jellyfish forest? Did they sting you?
Marlin: One at a time!
Kid: Mr. Fish, did you die?
Dory: [Offscreen] Sorry, I was a little vague on the details.
Squirt: So, where are you going?
Marlin: You see, my son was taken. My son was taken away from me.
Dory: No way.
Squirt: What happened?
Marlin: No, no, kids. I don't want to talk about it.
All: Aww! Please?
Marlin: [Sighs] Well, OK. I live on this reef a long, long way from here.
Dory: Oh, boy. This is gonna be good. I can tell.
Marlin: And my son Nemo... See, he was mad at me. And maybe he wouldn't have done it if I hadn't been so tough on him. I don't know. Anyway, he swam out in the open water to this boat, and when he was out there, these divers appeared, and I tried to stop them, but the boat was too fast. So, we swam out in the ocean to follow them...
Kid: They couldn't stop 'em. And then Nemo's dead, he swims out to the ocean, and they bump into three ferocious sharks.
Small Fish: He scares away the sharks by blowing 'em up!
Big Fish: Golly, that's amazing.
Small Fish: And then dives thousands of feet...
Lobster: ...straight down into the dark. It's like wicked dark down there. You can't see a thing. How's it going, Bob? And the only thing they can see down there...
Swordfish: ...is the light from this big, horrible creature, with razor-sharp teeth. Nice parry, old man. And then he has to blast his way...
Dolphin: So, these two little fish have been searching the ocean fro days on the East Australian Current.
Female Bird: Which means he may be on his way here right now.
Male Bird 1: That should put him in Sydney Harbor...
Male Bird 2: ...in a matter of days. I mean, it sounds like this guy is gonna stop at nothing...
Male Bird 3: ...till he finds his son. I sure hope he makes it. That's one dedicated father, if you ask me.
Gulls: [Offscreen] Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Nigel: Would you just shut up?! You're rats with wings!
Pelican: Bloke's been looking for his boy Nemo.
Pelican: He was taken off the reef...
Nigel: Take it! You happy?
Gulls: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Nigel: Hey, hey, say that again! You said something about Nemo, now was it?
Gulls: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Crab: Whoooa.... Hyah!
Pelican: Last I heard, he's heading towards the harbor.
Nigel: Ho ho! Brilliant!
Deb: Is he doing OK?
Gurgle: Whatever you do, Don't mention D-a-r--
Nemo: It's OK. I know who you're talking about.
Nemo: Gill? Gill?
Gill: Hey, Sharkbait.
Nemo: I'm sorry I couldn't stop the--
Gill: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that. I'm sorry I couldn't get you back to your father, kid.
Nigel: [Panting] All right. Hey, hey, hey--
Dentist: What the--
Dentist: Well, that's one way to pull a tooth. [Chuckles] Huh. Darn kids. Well, good thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister?
Nigel: [Offscreen] Hey, hey, psst!
Peach: [Offscreen] Oh, Nigel! You just missed an extraction.
Nigel: Ooh, has he loosened the periodontal ligament yet? What am I talking about? Nemo. Where's Nemo? I've got to speak with him.
Nemo: What? What is it?
Nigel: Your dad's been fighting the entire ocean, looking for you.
Nemo: My father? Really?
Nigel: Yeah, he's traveled hundreds of miles, battling sharks and jellyfish--
Nemo: Sharks? That can't be him.
Nigel: Guess so. What was his name? Some sort of sport fish? Tuna? Trout?
Nigel: That's it! Marlin! The little clownfish from the reef.
Nemo: It's my dad! He took on a shark!
Nigel: I heard he took on three.
Gill: Three sharks?
Bloat: That's gotta be 4,800 teeth!
Nigel: See you, after you were taken by Diver Dan over there, your dad followed the boat like a maniac.
Nigel: He's swimming, and swimming, giving it all he's got, and then three gigantic sharks capture him, and he blows them up and dives thousands of feet, and gets chased by a monster with huge teeth! He ties this demon to a rock, and what's his reward? Het gets to battle an entire jellyfish forest! Now he's with a bunch of sea turtles on the E.A.C., and the word is he's headed this way right now...to Sydney!
Deb: Oh, what a good daddy!
Gill: He was looking for you after all, Sharkbait. [Gasps]
Gurgle: [Offscreen] He's swimming to the filter!
Bloat: Not again!
Gurgle: You got your whole life ahead of you!
Gill: We'll help you, kid!
Bloat: Gotte get him out!
Deb: Give me that thing!
Deb: Get him! Get him out of here!
Gill: Come on, kid! Grab the end!
Gill: Can you hear me, Sharkbait? Nemo! Can you hear me?
Nemo: Yeah, I can hear you.
Gill: Sharkbait, you did it!
Gurgle: Sharkbait, you're... covered with germs! Aah!
Gill: Ha ha! That took guts, kid. All right, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank'll get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques? No cleaning.
Jacques: I shall resist.
Gill: Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy, the dentist will have to clean it. Good work!
Nemo: Ha ha ha!
Crush: All right, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's coming up, man!
Marlin: [Offscreen] Where? I don't see it!
Dory: [Offscreen] Right there! I see it! I see it!
Marlin: [Offscreen] You mean, the swirling vortex of terror?
Crush: That's it, dude.
Marlin: Of course it is.
Crush: OK, first, find your exit buddy. Do you have your exit buddy?
Crush: OK. Squirt give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
Squirt: Good afternoon! We're gonna have a great jump today! OK, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming botton turn, so watch out! Remember, rip it, roll it, and punch it!
Marlin: I think he's trying to speak to me, I know it! You know, you're really cute, but I don't know what you're saying! Say the first thing again.
Crush: OK, Jellyman! Go, go, go!
Marlin: That was...fun! I actually enjoyed that.
Dory: Hey, look, turtles!
Crush: [Offscreen] Ha ha! Moste excellent! Now turn your fishy tails around, and swim straight on through to Sydney! No worries, man!
Marlin: No worries! Thank you, dude, Crush!
Kids: Bye! Bye, Jellyman!
Crush: You tell your little dude I said hi, OK?
Squirt: [Offscreen] See ya later, dudes!
Dory: [Offscreen] Bye, everyone!
Marlin: Nemo would have loved this. Ooh! Hey! Crush! Crush, I forgot! How old are you?
Crush: [Offscreen] 150, dude! And still young! Rock on!
Marlin: 150! 150! I gotta remember that.
Dory: Whoa. We going in there?
Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?
Marlin: Yep. We're gonna just swim straight.
Dory: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
Marlin: [Offscreen] Boy, this is taking awhile.
Dory: [Offscreen] How about we play a game?
Marlin: [Offscreen] OK.
Dory: [Offscreen] OK, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small--
Marlin: It's me.
Dory: Right! It's orange and small--
Marlin; It's me.
Dory: All righty, Mr. Smartypants. And it's orange and small and white stripes--
Marlin: Me. And the next one, just a guess, me.
Dory: OK. That's just scary.
Marlin: Wait, wait, wait. I have definitely seen this floating speck before. That means we've passed it before, and that means we're going in circles, and that means we're not going straight!
Dory: Hey, hey!
Marlin: We gotta get to the surface. Come on. We'll figure it out up there. Let's go! Follow me!
Dory: Hey! Relax.
Dory: Take a deep breath. [Inhales] [Exhaling] Now, let's ask somebody for directions.
Marlin: Fine. Who do you want to ask, the speck? There's nobody here!
Dory: Well, there has to be someone. It's the ocean, silly. We're not the only two in here. Let's see. OK, no one there. Nope. Nada. [Gasps] There's somebody. Hey! Excuse--
Marlin: Dory, Dory, Dory! Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest is and spit out our bones!
Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?
Marlin: I don't want to play the gender card right now. You wanna play a card? Let's play the "Let's Not Die" card.
Dory: You want to get out of here?
Marlin: Of course I do.
Dory: Well, then, how are we gonna do that unless we give it a shot? And hope for the best.
Marlin: Dory, you don't fully understand--
Dory: Come on. Trust me on this.
Marlin: [Sighs] All right.
Dory: Excuse me! Whoo-hoo! Little fella? Hello! Don't be rude. Say hi.
Marlin: Ha. Hello.
Dory: His son Bingo--
Dory: Nemo was taken to, uh--
Dory: Sydney! Yes! And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.
Marlin: Dory, I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella.
Dory: [Offscreen] Oh, oh! Big fella. Whale. OK. Maybe he only speaks whale. Mooo! Weee neeed...
Dory: Tooo fiind his son.
Marlin: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
Dory: Can youuuu give us diiirectionsss?
Marlin: Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! Se, he's swimming away.
Dory: Cooome baaack.
Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him.
Dory: Maybe a different dialect. Moooohhhmmooo...
Marlin: Dory! Dory, this is not whale. You're speaking like upset stomach.
Dory: Maybe I should try humpback.
Marlin: Don't try humpback.
Marlin: You actually sound sick.
Dory: Maybe louder? Huh? Rah! Rah!
Marlin: Don't do that!
Dory: Too much orca. Didn't it sound orca-ish?
Marlin: It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard.
Marlin: Ohh! It's just as well. He might be hungry.
Dory: Don't worry, whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill.
Krill: [Offscreen] Swim away!
Dory: Oh, look, krill!
Marlin: [Gasps] Move, Dory, move!
Gill: Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. That's all thanks to you, kid. You mad it possible. Jacques, I said no cleaning.
Jacques: I am ashamed.
Peach: Hey, look! Scum angel!
Gurgle: [Whimpering] Ooh! Aaah!
Bubbles: Bubbles! I love the bubbles! [Coughing]
Deb: Flo? Has anybody seen Flo? Flo!
Peach: 9:00 and cue dentist.
Dentist: Hello, Barbara. Sorry I'm late.
Peach: OK, here we go. Here we go, OK.
Dentist: Little Davey Reynolds...
Peach: [Offscreen] Walks to the counter, drops the keys...
Gurgle: Bloat, that's disgusting!
Bloat: Tastes pretty good to me. Urrrp!
Gurgle: Eww! Don't you people realize we are swimming in our own--
Peach: Shh! Here he comes!
Nemo: [Offscreen] Aah!
Dentist: Crikey. What a state.
Dentist: Oh, Barbara, what's my earliest appointment tomorrow?
Barbara: 10:00, luv.
Dentist: Leave it open, would you? I've gotta clean the fish tank before Darla gets here.
Gill: Did you hear that, Sharkbait?
Nemo: [Offscreen] Yay! He's gonna clean the tank! He's gonna get to clean the tank! We're gonna be clean!
Gill: You're ready to see your dad, kid?
Gill: Of course you are. I wouldn't be surprised if he's out there in the harbor waiting for you right now.
Marlin: [Panting] Aaah! Oof! [Pants]
Dory: [Offscreen] Here comes the big one. Ooh! Come on! You gotta try this!
Marlin: Will you just stop it?
Dory: Why? What's wrong?
Marlin: We're in a whale, don't you get it?
Marlin: A whale! You had to ask for help! And now we're stuck here!
Dory: Wow, a whale. You know, I speak whale.
Marlin: No, you're insane! You can't speak whale! I have to get out! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are! [Sobs] Ohhh!
Dory: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Hey, you OK?
Dory: There, there. It's all right. It'll be OK.
Marlin: No. No, it won't.
Dory: Sure it will. You'll see.
Marlin: No. I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him.
Dory: Huh. That's a funny thing to promise.
Dory: Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo.
Marlin: What's going on?
Dory: Don't know. I'll ask him. [Making whale sounds]
Dory: Whaaat's goooing onnn?
Dory: I think he says we've stopped.
Marlin: Of course we've stopped. Stop trying to speak whale. You're gonna make things worse. What is thag noise?
Marlin: Oh, no. Look what you did. The water's going down. It's going down!
Dory: Really? You sure about that?
Marlin: Look! Already it's half empty!
Dory: I'd say it's hald full.
Marlin: Stop that! It's half empty!
Dory: OK, that one was a little tougher. He either said we should go to the back of the throat, or he wants a reet beer float.
Marlin: Of course he wants us to go there! That's eating us! How do I taste, Moby? Huh? Do I taste good? You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!
Dory: OK. Heee--
Marlin: Stop talking to him!
Marlin: Aah! What is going on?
Dory: I'll check. Whaaat--
Marlin: No! No more whale! You can't speak whale!
Dory: Yes, I can!
Marlin: No, you can't! You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo!
Marlin: Dory! Oof!
Dory: He says it's time to let go! Everything's gonna be all right!
Marlin; How do you know? How do you know something bad isn't gonna happen?
Dory: I don't!
Marlin: Ha ha ha! We're alive!
Dory: Look! Sy-d-ney, Sydney! Sydney! Sydney again!
Marlin: You were right, Dory! We made it! We're gonna find my son!
Marlin: Thaaank yoouuu, sir!
Dory: Wow. I wish I could speak whale.
Marlin: OK. All we gotta do is find the boat that took him.
Marlin: We can do this!
Peach: [Yawns] Morning. It's morning, everyone! Today's the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are getting out-- The tank is clean. The tank is clean!
Deb: [Offscreen] But how?
Gill: Boss must've installed it while we were sleeping.
Nemo: What are we gonna do?
Gill: What's it say, Peach?
Peach: [Muffled] The Aquascum 2000...
Gill: I can't hear you, Peach.
Peach: The Aquascum 2003 is an all-purpose, self-cleaning, maintenance-free, salt water purifier that is guaranteed to extend the life of you aquarium fish.
Bloat: Stop it!
Peach: The Aquascum is programmed to scan your tank environment every five minutes?!
Gurgle: Scan? What does t